Theme Park Madness-Chapter 7

Marik: YOU @^@^%&%&@* PHARAOH!

Yami: HOW DARE YOU! @$^&^%&@%$!!

Isis: MARIK! YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THAT! @#^$$$!$#^^!!

Abe: (tugs at Yami Abe's Shirt) Translation Please!

Yami Abe: Uhh.e hem.what makes you think that I understand it?

Bakura: Oh dear.

Ryou: Someone remind to ask him to teach me Egyptian.

Seto: Oh no.here they go again.(sighs) Mokuba, it's a good thing you don't understand Egyptian.

Mokuba: Big brother! What did they say?

Seto: NOT TELLING YOU! It's not good for your human ears!

Mokuba: My HUMAN EARS!?

Seto: Yes! Your human ears.

Yami: YOU @$#^@^#$&$@^!!

Malik: PLEASE STOP!

Marik: YOU $#@^#@$&&&&^*#!$^!!

Abe: Pweese!?

Yami Abe: NO! That's FINAL!

Joan and Conzie start begging their Yamis.

Yami Joan and Yami Conzie: NO! It's terrible!

Serenity/Isis: SHUT UP!!

Everyone: (blink blink)

Serenity: ok, MARIK? YAMI?

Marik/Yami: (blink blink)

Isis: OHHH! YAMI! Your so cute!!

Serenity: (WHACK!) THAT'S NOT IT!

Isis: Owwiee.but he is!

Yami: (blushes deep red)

Marik: Why does Yami get all the attention!?

Isis: BECAUSE HE'S IMPORTANT AND YOUR NOT!

Mai: OK! WE GET THE PICTURE NOW! SHUT UP MARIK!

Isis: Thank you.

Serenity: Back to the Picture. Ok.the Yamis WON'T translate it for us. We don't need to hear it.

The Yamis: IT'S TERRIBLE!! HOW COULD THEY SAY SUCH THINGS! EGYPTIANS DON'T SAY THAT KIND OF STUFF! ESPECIALLY PHARAOH!!

Yami: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Everyone: oO??

Yugi: Uhh.you just technically called him pharaoh.so he goes sugar high.because when someone calls him pharaoh, he goes. Yeah.

Yami: YYYYYYAAAAAAYYY!!!

Marik: I wonder how he ruled the country.

Yugi: he doesn't go on sugar high. IT'S YOU THAT MAKES HIM GO SUGAR HIGH! YOU AND BAKURA!

Marik: OI!

Bakura: HEY!

Isis: (whacks them with frying pan of doom x3000.)

Yami: EEP! I hate it when I do that.

Conzie: ON WITH THE FREAKING STORY! WE'VE WASTED TO MUCH TIME!

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Gilmi/Aragon/Legolas: WE WON'T DO IT! WE WON'T! WE REFUSE!

Kirby: (floating)

Gimli: On a second thought I will.CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH!!

Kirby: (sets feet on ground) Thank You.

Aragon/Legolas: WE WILL NEVE-

Seto: (whack) TAKE THAT!

Legolas/Aragon: (unconcious)

Conzie: Someone reviewed (I won't name people) and told me I was getting to violent. I promise I won't do that again, unless it's Téa.I'm so sorry!

Seto: On with the bashing-uhh-I mean story.!! ^^

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Mai: Eep! My poor nails! Good thing I brought my nail polish! ^^

Seto: (Eats 18 bottles of aspirin before he gets trampled by everyone) OO!!

Everyone: (tramples on Seto) GIMMIE ASPIRIN!

Mai: Was it something I said?

Everyone: (faints)

Mai: (whacks everyone) GET UP!

Everyone: Owwie.

Isis: So! Where do we go next?

Yami: How about Supreme Scream?

Seto: EEP! OO! I have a fear of heights!!

Everyone: -_____________-

Joey: You freaking giant! You're so tall!

Seto: Soo?

Joey: And you're freaking scared? Oh Gee.Beanstalk.

Seto: MU-I mean Joey! OH RA DAMNIT! FELINE!

Joey: WHAT?

Seto: YOU CALLED ME BEANSTALK YOU FELINE! (Not noticing that he's on the ride, and the seatbelt is down)

Joey: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Seto: ehh? (Looks) EEP! OO!

Serenity: Oh, calm down, it's fun!

Seto: OO.F-F-Fun??

Serenity: They have such a good view!

Seto: OO.uhh.eep?

Serenity: Oh, please! Look! We're going up!

Seto: (--) I'm closing my eyes.tell me when we're on the ground, safe.Eep.this is freaky.

Everyone: Aiyoh.

Meanwhile, on the other seats.

Malik: Hey Marik, are you sure you're ok?

Marik: (gulp) I think.(inside: AGGHH! IT'S SO FREAKING HIGH!)

And they reached the top.

Seto: EEP! We're going to be stuck here forever! (opens his eyes) OO!!! EEEEEPPPPP!!

Serenity: oh.just ccccaaaaaaaaaallllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dooooowwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Seto: OO!!! Eeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!

Everyone: WHEEEEE!!

On other seats.

Malik: Marik? Are you sure? (high up in the air)

Marik: I'm SO NOT FREAKING OK NOW! DEAR RA! HELPP MEE!!!

Malik: _____ ______ It's fun.(goes down) WHEEEEEEEE!!!!

Marik: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Seto: Are we safe now?? (eyes closed)

Serenity: Silly! Of course we are! There haven't been any accidents!

Seto: (Opens eyes) Whew.I lived! I LIVED! (dances)

Tristan: I thought I'd never see the day Seto dances.

Seto: OI! (hits him on the head) DON'T CALL ME SETO!

Serenity: What about me?

Seto: You're fine! ^^!

Serenity: ^^! (sneaks him a kiss while joey isn't looking)

Seto: (blushes)

Serenity: ^^!

Meanwhile, in the back, something goes wrong with Supreme Scream and the people are stuck in the middle of the ride.

Seto: No.accidents?

Serenity: oO? I take that back!

Seto: Good thing we weren't on there.

Serenity: I would agree.

Mai: Cut the talk!

Joey: What do we do next?

Mokuba: (pointing at laser tag) ^^!!

Conzie: Cool! (goes and pays for everyone)

Joan: Let's go!

Pegasus: Oh! Heelloo! My sweeeeeet friends!

Everyone: OO!!!! EEP!! SOMEONE! HELPP??

Worker: I'm not touching him!

Koko: (sprinkles disappearing powder)

Worker: How do you do that?

Koko: Secret! ^^!

Worker: PWEESE?

Abe: Oh shut up!

Worker: Wwahhhh*!

Yami Abe: You did it again.

Yami Conzie: I'm FWEEE! FREEE!!!! YAY!!

Conzie: STUPID YAMI! GET BACK INTO YOUR SOUL ROOM!

Yami: *about to cry*

Isis: (hammer above)

Conzie: NOT YOU! MY YAMI!

Yami: Ohhh.^^

Isis: Good.

Conzie: *continues to yell at Yami Conzie* GO BACK TO YOUR SOUL ROOM!

Yami Conzie: *pouts* Please???

Conzie: NO!

Yami Conzie: PWEESE!!

Conzie: NO!

Yami Conzie: FEAR US EGYPTIANS!!

Conzie: (pushes Yami Conzie)

Yami Conzie: FINE!

Joan: Uhh.Conz?

Conzie: Yeah?

Joan: Let's go in.just let your Yami come out.c'mon! It'll be fun!!

Conzie: Oh yeah.//YAMI! COME BACK OUT!//

Yami Conzie: //NO!//

Conzie: *shakes item furiously* I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT!

Yami Conzie: OUCH! (tumbles out of item)

Conzie: Let's Play! ^___________________________^

Yami Conzie: DAMN! She's on sugar again.

Joan: Why?

Conzie: Too bored.

Abe: ___________ __________ Right.Kirby? Let's GO!

Kirby: (takes out gun) OKiIEE!

And so they all entered the room, and started playing.

Seto: (shoots Téa and Tristan) MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH*

Joey: KAIBA! YOU MOVE TOO MUCH!

Seto: Too bad!!!! (sticks out tongue) HAHA!

Joey: (hits.PEGASUS?) ARGHH! IT'S PEGGY!

Everyone: Peggy.EEEEP!!!!! OO!!

Peggy: HELLO!

Everyone: HELLP!!!

Worker: Ehh? Is there something wrong?

Ryou: HIM!

Worker: (Dissapears)

Ryou: DAMNIT! (walks up to peggy and kicks him out)

Bakura: (^^)!! I'm so proud of him!

Ryou (Wipes germs on wall) Arragh.

The game continues.

Isis: GOTCHA! YOU IDIOT BROTHER!

Marik: EEP! OO!!

And so after 10 minutes.the game ends.

Yugi: SHIT! It's 7!

Joey: SHITT! Where's dinner?

Serenity: Pig Brother! Brother PIG!

Joey: Hey!

Everyone: (sighs)

Mai: OH GOD! Let's go! I got this horrible sunburn! I gotta go do with it!

Mokuba: To where?

Mai: Hotel.It's 7! We've been on pratically on every ride!

Joey: Right!

All start storming to the hotel.

Door Man: Welcome to the grand hyatt.

Seto: Isn't that in taiwan?

Conzie: OH SHUT IT! I live in Taiwan ok!? Geez?

Seto: _ _ Okk...

And so after they checked in, they went to their rooms.Seto/Serenity/Mokuba and Yami/Isis/Yugi and Marik/Malik/Bakura/Ryou and Téa/Tristan/and.PEGGY? And Mai/Joey. LOTR chacters, and the Super Smash Bro Characters, and Koko, Conzie, Joan, Abe and our Yamis in the presidential palace. ^^

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Seto/Serenity: (Blush Blush)

Mokuba: You two make a good couple!

Joey: HOW DARE YOU! (whacks Mokuba)

Mokuba: WAHHHHHHH!!!

Seto: FELINE! YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!

Serenity: (waving Joey's red eyes in the air) Joey~

Joey: EEP! OO! SOWWRRY!

Mokuba: (gets a major huge mallet) HIYA! (Joey becomes flat)

Joey: Eep.

Serenity: Gee! What a cool mat! ^^!

Seto: (sarcastically) Oh gee! It's dirty! Lets it send it to the wash!

Joey: meep! Help?

Seto: Room service? Yes.um.please take this to the wash?

Maid: OH GEE! THIS MAT IS HEAVY!

Joey: (thinking) OI!

Conzie: WE do not, want to through how Joey suffered through the wash.

Joey: EEP! STUPID DETERGENT! BLECK! Tastes horrible!

Maid: EEP? OO! IT TALKS!!

Joey: (completely soaked and is getting a headache)

Maid: (shakes out Joey and Joey person again) OHHH! SUCH CUTE GUY!

Joey: EEP! I HAVE GIRLFRIEND STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

Maid: (takes off mask and reveals.PEGGY?) COME BACK HERE!!

Joey: EEEEEEEEEP!! (runs for dear life)

Conzie: END! THE END! CUT THE THING!!

Joey: (looking behind him) HEEELPPP!!!

Conzie: END THE FACKING TAPE!

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