Theme Park Madneess-Chapter 8

Conzie: EEP! Where were we?

Joan: Don't you know?

Conzie: So I dosed off!

Abe: AIYOH!

Yami Conzie: Stupid Aibou.

Conzie: WhAT DID YOU SAY?

Yami Conzie: Stupid Aibou.

Conzie: (takes a mallet and hits yami) GRRR.PATHETIC YAMI!

Yami: Sniff.

Isis: You meant your Yami Right?

Conzie: Yes, I do.

Yami: ^^!

Conzie: Let's Begin.Disclaimer.EH HEM.

Frodo: Why have you got them tied up?

Conzie: Because they won't do the freaking Disclaimer! (frowns)

Frodo: I see.but we've got to go to Mount Doom!

Conzie: I can personally see that the ring is destroyed, IF THESE PEOPLE DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Frodo: You guys, come on! It's just a couple of words!

Gimli/Legolas/Aragon: IT'S PATHETIC! WE-

Conzie: Tsk Tsk! See how annoying they are? Koko? Powder!

Koko: Okiiieee! (sprinkles powder)

Gimli/Legolas/Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS!!!

Conzie: OH RA! WhAT POWDER DID YOU SPRINKLE?

Koko: (reads label) I love disclaimers powder!

Gimli/Legolas/Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCL-

Conzie: SOME ONE HELP!

Koko: Can't.find.powder! CAN'T FIND POWDER!

Conzie: ON WITH The FREAKING TUNA FISH SANDWICH (where did that come from) STORY!

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Conzie: CUT! Where were we?

Abe: (reading through Script) Uhh.hotelish thing.umm.Joey becoming.uh mat.and getting just about molested by peggy weggie.

Joey: THE HORROR! OO!!

Conzie: Oh right.ACTION!

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Mai: Oh god.just look at it! I'm turning black!

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Serenity: C'mon Seto! We're on level 34!!

Seto: I hate heights, I hate heights.OH GOD DAMNIT KOKO!

Koko: (busy talking with Joan) WHAT?

Seto: Have you got Not afraid of Heights powder?

Koko: hmmm.(checks through suitcase) yep! ^_^!!

Seto: (snatch) Can I borrow it?

Koko: -____-.go ahead. It's not like We're afraid of heights!!

Conzie: Eep.

Koko: Conz?

Conzie: I forgot to tell you.

Joan: Oh brother.

Abe: WHAT?

Joan: not you.

Abe: But I'm the only brother you've got!

Joan: Never mind.

Conzie: But.O WELLZ! I can live with it.!

Koko: Uhh.

Seto: Ok.room 3459.here it is~ (Opens door and lunges in Serenity, mokuba and his suitcases.)

Serenity: ^^~!

Mai: Gee.I wish you were a little more like Kaiba.

Joey: WHY?

Mai: (carrying 5 suitcases) BECAUSE HE'S MUCH MORE LIKE A GENTLEMAN!

Joey: (grumbling) He's not gentle.(now he's carrying 6 suit cases) What did you put in these?

Mai: Oh never mind. (opens door) Room 3455.

Joey: FINALLY!

Marik: DAMN! Why do we have to room with Bakura!

Bakura: HEY! What about my aibou!

Malik: At least he's cool.

Bakura: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Ryou: OH SHUT IT BAKURA!

Marik: Room 3456! GET IN DAMNIT! (ryou pushes bakura)

Bakura: HEY! OWWIE! (suitcases get thrown on him)

Ryou: yo! Has anyone seen my Yami?

Marik: Didn't you push him in?

Ryou: Yeah.

Bakura: (weakly) help!

Ryou: Oopzie.(yanks bakura up)

Bakura: Owwie! X_X!

Conzie: (Opens room 3457) Ok.Téa and Tristan? (Throws them into the room) Peggy is waiting for you! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

Kirby: You are so evil.

Conzie: Yes I noticed.I'm so much more eviler than my Yami.MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH*

Joan: And she just noticed.

Yami: Ok! Here's our room! (opens room 3454)

Isis: I'll go take a shower. DON'T YOU DARE LOOK YAMI!

Yami: I never thought about it.

Conzie: (pulls Yugi, Ryou and Mokuba from their rooms)

All Three: OWWIE!

Conzie: Dood! Yugi! Mokuba! Give your Yami and Brother.hmm.lets say.time with their girlfriends! Ryou.you are so not going to sleep with Bakura, Malik and Marik. Here's the key to room 3458.

All Three: (grinning evilly) OKKIIEE!! (all somehow move luggage into room 3458 without being seen)

Seto: Stupid Trench Coat! (Flings it out the window)

Serenity: Laugh out loud.how many 'stupid trench coats' do you have?

Seto: Like a million. I hate this stupid outfit that I have to wear.stupid Designer. I oughta get some one else.

Serenity: Why don't you wear something else then? Kill the designer and like go in something more comfortable.

Seto: Hmm.good idea.

Serenity: Ok.anyways.I'm going to take a shower then!

Seto: Aite.(takes out lap top and starts tell one of the workers to give the designer a pink slip.:))

Isis: (Coming out of the shower) Yami! Your Turn!

Yami: Ok! Have you seen my aibou?

Isis: Oh.I saw him going out of the room.probably with the others.

Yami: Good Point.O well.(walks into shower)

Bakura: DAMNIT! I'M TAKING A FREAKING SHOWER FIRST!

Marik: RA! I SAID I'M TAKING A SHOWER FIRST!

Malik: Tell me when you're done fighting.(walks into shower room) Oh ra.

Bakura: I'M TAKING A FREAKING SHOWER FIRST! DAMNIT!

Marik: I SAID I'M TAKING A SHOW FIRST! RA!

Malik: (singing on the top of his lungs) I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!

Bakura and Marik look at each other.

Marik: MALIK!!! I TOLD YOU! I'M TAKING A FREAKING SHOWER!

Malik

Conzie: I TAKE THE COUCH!

Joan: HEY! I TAKE THAT COUCH!

Legolas/Gimli/Aragon: CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! WE LOVE DISCLAIMERS! CONZIE DOES NOT OWN YUGIOH! W-

Conzie: KOKO! POWDER!!

Koko: OO! (sprinkles powder) WHEW!!

Legolas/Gimli/Aragon: THE HORROR! Can we go back to our mission?

Conzie: I guess.(snaps finger and they disappear)

Kirby: WHEEEE! (bouncing on bed) MINEE!!

Zelda: Yo Kirby? Mind if I share a bed with you? Link and his younger self are taking the other bed.

Kirby: NOPE! (Zelda and Kirby continue bouncing on bed) WHEEEEE!!

Young Link: (drinking Milk) Yum Yum.!

Link: (washing hair) LA DE TA TE DUM!!!

Abe: I'll take this bed!

Yami Abe: MOVE OVER!

Abe: OI! (both start fighting about space)

Yami Conzie: I hate soft places.and beds.I'll sleep on the floor!

Yami Joan: I'll sleep on that other sofa.!

Koko: MINE! (evily) MY COUCH



Serenity: ^^ Cute Blue Eyes Pjs!

Seto: (Turns red) Eh heh.^^

They both went to bed, cuddling next to each other.^^ Let's leave them alone!

(FINALLLLLY! THEY TOOK SHOWERS!)

Marik: BAKURA! I AM SO GOING TO RIP YOUR PJS TOMORROW MORNING!

Bakura: (Wearing I HATE MARIK PJS -______-) HAHA.!

Malik: (In barney PJs).GUYS! (tries to get them to stop fighting with no avail) I'm going back to my soul room. __ __ You guys are too loud!!

(Isis is already sleeping when Yami Steps out of the shower)

Yami: She looks like an angel! (gets into the bed)

Isis: GOTCHA! I'M NOT SLEEPING!

Yami: OO!

Isis: Did I scare you?

Yami: You gave me a fright!

Isis: Sorry! Thanks for the compliment! (hugs Yami)

Yami: Uhh.No Problem! (hugs Isis back)

Mokuba: Chocolate Ryou? Yugi?

Both: OKIKKKIE!!

Conzie: MAN! That's an overdose!

All three start bouncing around: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Conzie: OH RA (eats 1000 bottles of aspirin)

Meanwhile in Peggy/Tristan/Téa's Room (shudder)

Peggy: Come back here Honda Boy!

Tristan: GET AWAY FROM ME!

Peggy: I just adore boys with Car names! Don't You Téa Girl!?

Téa: (gagged tied up on a chair with bunnies staring at her) mERPH!

And so.everyone except for those on sugar, fighting, and trying to stay away from a molester, were sleeping like angels. Hey! C'mon! What might they meet tomorrow? By the way. It's going to be one sequal after another! ^^! I like this plot. An ocasionall different one might appear!

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Bird: TWEET TWEET!

Conzie/Seto: (Wakes up) STUPID BIRD!

Bird: Chirp! (Have a good day!)

Conzie/Seto: SHUT UP! *Shoots*

Bird: CHIRRRP! (HELP!!!!)

A flurry of feathers in the air, means.we got it!

Conzie/Seto: YAYYYYY! (dances) THE BIRD IS DEAD! MwhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA*

18 shoes hit Conzie/Seto: SHUT UP!

Conzie/Seto: (Falls down unconcious)

Yami conzie/Serenity: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEMM?? (taking out mallets and Sniper Rifles)

Everyone: Nothing! (looking innocent)

Yami Conze: Hmph. We'll see about that.

Serenity: (kicks joey in the shin) WATCH WHAT YOU DO!

Joey: OO!! OWWIEE!

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