All characters are not mine. All stories are parodies. Read each as
separate stories.
FLAVOUR 4.
One day Hermione went to Harry and asked for a mirror. "Why do you need one?" asked Harry. "For Potions" Hermione replied. "What?! For Snape?!" spat Harry. "No, it's for someone else?" said Hermione. "Who?" asked Harry. Harry thinks very hard.. "Don't tell me, Ron!" shouted Harry. "I knew it!" Harry cried. "Why don't you ever go for me? I'm hot aren't I?" asked Harry. "Well, no. You are really.really, don't take this personally, but you're still a kid. Harry who did not go through puberty, wailed in his very high- pitched voice wailed, "No, I'm not! I'm a man!" Hermione who had her puberty and growth spurt, was now way taller than Harry who was still as shrimp. Even her voice was deeper than Harry's. "Look," Hermione said, "Ron and I don't really need you hanging around. We would really appreciate it if you stopped hanging around us." Harry didn't understand and was starting to cry. "Hermione," he pleaded. "Harry, I think it's in your best interest if you hung with people more like yourself. Like you could hang with Malfoy. I mean it'll be nice to make some new friends." Then Hermione left leaving Harry all alone in the great hall. Meanwhile, Malfoy was also in the great hall and his friends were rejecting him too. Harry walked over. "Hey, Malfoy. Can you be my friend."asked Harry in his high-pitched voice. Malfoy who had just been rejected thought; what the heck! It's better than being a Nigel. "Yes Harry I want to be your friend." Their friendship lasted for all the remaining years at Hogwarts and beyond. They even grew into a pair of crusty men, er, perhaps more like boys because they never went through puberty.
FLAVOUR 5.
Hermione looked at herself in the mirror. She cringed. Oh, why haven't I got any boobs, she thought. Lately, Hermione was quite frustrated at not getting any boobs lately. Every 4th year girl had already gotten some sort of boobs. Heck, girls in younger years also had developed some! Stupid Pansy Parkinson has been flouncing around with her size 14D chest. Life wasn't fair. With nearly every boy staring, including Harry and Ron, it didn't help. Even Snape had Man-boobs that were visible under his cloak. Hermione, all alone in her room had decided to take some action. She decided to go for some boob enhancement. She had gone to Hogsmeade and bought a book titled "A Quick and Fast way to a Fantastic Body and Not to Mention, a More Exciting Life". It contained spells that she'll need now, especially "boobs engorgio". Hermione undressed and pointed her wand at her chest area and yelled, "Boobs engorgio!" Lets leave her alone for a while.... Meanwhile, Harry had been pondering in his room about puberty. Earlier, Malfoy had mentioned something about 'never going through puberty' to him. Harry got worried because everyone had changed somehow and he thought that it might have something to do with. puberty. Ron had a lot of pimples for a start. Harry couldn't figure it out so he decided to ask Hermione and quickly rushed off. Back to Hermione's room... "Boobs engorgio!", shouted Hermione. Just then, Harry burst into the room; Hermione screamed and jumped with her wand now pointing at Harry's chest. A green ray shot out and Harry's chest expanded and expanded. Hermione, in the meantime, put some clothes back on. Harry's clothes started to rip. They eventually tore off. Finally, Harry's chest stopped expanding. Harry now had boobs the size of Pamela Anderson's. Harry fainted. "Lucky for me." Hermione concluded.
FLAVOUR 4.
One day Hermione went to Harry and asked for a mirror. "Why do you need one?" asked Harry. "For Potions" Hermione replied. "What?! For Snape?!" spat Harry. "No, it's for someone else?" said Hermione. "Who?" asked Harry. Harry thinks very hard.. "Don't tell me, Ron!" shouted Harry. "I knew it!" Harry cried. "Why don't you ever go for me? I'm hot aren't I?" asked Harry. "Well, no. You are really.really, don't take this personally, but you're still a kid. Harry who did not go through puberty, wailed in his very high- pitched voice wailed, "No, I'm not! I'm a man!" Hermione who had her puberty and growth spurt, was now way taller than Harry who was still as shrimp. Even her voice was deeper than Harry's. "Look," Hermione said, "Ron and I don't really need you hanging around. We would really appreciate it if you stopped hanging around us." Harry didn't understand and was starting to cry. "Hermione," he pleaded. "Harry, I think it's in your best interest if you hung with people more like yourself. Like you could hang with Malfoy. I mean it'll be nice to make some new friends." Then Hermione left leaving Harry all alone in the great hall. Meanwhile, Malfoy was also in the great hall and his friends were rejecting him too. Harry walked over. "Hey, Malfoy. Can you be my friend."asked Harry in his high-pitched voice. Malfoy who had just been rejected thought; what the heck! It's better than being a Nigel. "Yes Harry I want to be your friend." Their friendship lasted for all the remaining years at Hogwarts and beyond. They even grew into a pair of crusty men, er, perhaps more like boys because they never went through puberty.
FLAVOUR 5.
Hermione looked at herself in the mirror. She cringed. Oh, why haven't I got any boobs, she thought. Lately, Hermione was quite frustrated at not getting any boobs lately. Every 4th year girl had already gotten some sort of boobs. Heck, girls in younger years also had developed some! Stupid Pansy Parkinson has been flouncing around with her size 14D chest. Life wasn't fair. With nearly every boy staring, including Harry and Ron, it didn't help. Even Snape had Man-boobs that were visible under his cloak. Hermione, all alone in her room had decided to take some action. She decided to go for some boob enhancement. She had gone to Hogsmeade and bought a book titled "A Quick and Fast way to a Fantastic Body and Not to Mention, a More Exciting Life". It contained spells that she'll need now, especially "boobs engorgio". Hermione undressed and pointed her wand at her chest area and yelled, "Boobs engorgio!" Lets leave her alone for a while.... Meanwhile, Harry had been pondering in his room about puberty. Earlier, Malfoy had mentioned something about 'never going through puberty' to him. Harry got worried because everyone had changed somehow and he thought that it might have something to do with. puberty. Ron had a lot of pimples for a start. Harry couldn't figure it out so he decided to ask Hermione and quickly rushed off. Back to Hermione's room... "Boobs engorgio!", shouted Hermione. Just then, Harry burst into the room; Hermione screamed and jumped with her wand now pointing at Harry's chest. A green ray shot out and Harry's chest expanded and expanded. Hermione, in the meantime, put some clothes back on. Harry's clothes started to rip. They eventually tore off. Finally, Harry's chest stopped expanding. Harry now had boobs the size of Pamela Anderson's. Harry fainted. "Lucky for me." Hermione concluded.