FLAVOUR 8.
Harry woke up. He had had a strange dream about him being a wizard.
THE END
FLAVOUR 9.
Ron held Hermione's hand tightly.
He was scared and so was she.
They had reason to be.
Snape was singing.
"I'm feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!!"
Harry, the coward, had already fainted.
Draco was trying to shut up Snape in the only way he knew how.
"Draco, stop trying to spellotape Snape's mouth! I've heard it can be fatal if you block off someone's breathing holes...." Seamus yelled.
"He just needs to let all that inner confusion out." Hermione said wisely.
"He's not confused, he's just demented," said Ron.
"No! Snapeywapey isn't demented, he's just a little...tired" Draco protested.
"Doesn't look like it..," as Snape started cartwheeling.
"I think I know why he's acting strangely.." Hermione said and consulted a book.
"I think I do too." Ron started to say but Hermione interjected-
"YES! SNAPE IS A HJGFQWEUVHFJHFHDJHADIOAMAN!!!!"
"Oh, that explains a lot," everyone said seriously.
THE END
Harry woke up. He had had a strange dream about him being a wizard.
THE END
FLAVOUR 9.
Ron held Hermione's hand tightly.
He was scared and so was she.
They had reason to be.
Snape was singing.
"I'm feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty and witty and gay!!"
Harry, the coward, had already fainted.
Draco was trying to shut up Snape in the only way he knew how.
"Draco, stop trying to spellotape Snape's mouth! I've heard it can be fatal if you block off someone's breathing holes...." Seamus yelled.
"He just needs to let all that inner confusion out." Hermione said wisely.
"He's not confused, he's just demented," said Ron.
"No! Snapeywapey isn't demented, he's just a little...tired" Draco protested.
"Doesn't look like it..," as Snape started cartwheeling.
"I think I know why he's acting strangely.." Hermione said and consulted a book.
"I think I do too." Ron started to say but Hermione interjected-
"YES! SNAPE IS A HJGFQWEUVHFJHFHDJHADIOAMAN!!!!"
"Oh, that explains a lot," everyone said seriously.
THE END