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FLAVOUR 10.
"Boy, go get the mail!" Vernon shouted.
Harry got up from the table slowly. He trudged towards the front door and opened it. There stood Voldemort.
"Hello Potter" said Voldemort.
"Hello, would you like some tea?" replied Harry.
"Yes please."
"Good-oh then. Come in."
"Oh wait..I have to kill you but I think I won't if you give me tea and crumpets. Buttered crumpets."
"Yes, I think we have some of those...but Dudley might have eaten them."
"Who is Dudley?"
"A small Killer Whale."
"I've heard that they taste nice with Worcestershire Sauce."
Harry was happy. Dudley had been eaten by Voldemort whose body now had a lump around the size of a small killer whale. Voldie then grabbed the bottle of Worcestershire Sauce and ate it. He now had a bottle shape and a small killer whale shape in him.
"Ooooh, lumpy," said Harry, his scar burnt (he was getting excited).
Vernon chuckled, "I am a pretty boy."
Then Vernon rushed inside (as fast as he could considering his somewhat immense size) and told Petunia that he had never been fully satisfied with her scrawny body and head on a broomstick of a neck. Petunia then went off with the next door neighbours. Then Vernon went back inside, grabbed Voldie by the shoulders; told him "My dearest provider of pink, fluffy slippers, I've always wanted to tell you about my affinity for men built like combine harvesters. "Please, marry me!"
Then Harry yelled "Hooray!" and called Dumbledore to perform the matrimonial rites in the Chamber of Secrets.
THE END
FLAVOUR 11.
Harry woke up. He realised with a shock that he was a total loser- wow, he thought. He wondered why he had friends...
Miles away in a place called Moomooland, a cow turned on its T.V..
"Hi guys! Welcome to "Freaky Creatures"! Today on the show, we have a special case.
Our reporters, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley have been investigating a lunatic boy by the name of "Harry Potter" at Hogwarts school.
This young boy seriously believes he is a WIZARD!!"
THE END
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FLAVOUR 10.
"Boy, go get the mail!" Vernon shouted.
Harry got up from the table slowly. He trudged towards the front door and opened it. There stood Voldemort.
"Hello Potter" said Voldemort.
"Hello, would you like some tea?" replied Harry.
"Yes please."
"Good-oh then. Come in."
"Oh wait..I have to kill you but I think I won't if you give me tea and crumpets. Buttered crumpets."
"Yes, I think we have some of those...but Dudley might have eaten them."
"Who is Dudley?"
"A small Killer Whale."
"I've heard that they taste nice with Worcestershire Sauce."
Harry was happy. Dudley had been eaten by Voldemort whose body now had a lump around the size of a small killer whale. Voldie then grabbed the bottle of Worcestershire Sauce and ate it. He now had a bottle shape and a small killer whale shape in him.
"Ooooh, lumpy," said Harry, his scar burnt (he was getting excited).
Vernon chuckled, "I am a pretty boy."
Then Vernon rushed inside (as fast as he could considering his somewhat immense size) and told Petunia that he had never been fully satisfied with her scrawny body and head on a broomstick of a neck. Petunia then went off with the next door neighbours. Then Vernon went back inside, grabbed Voldie by the shoulders; told him "My dearest provider of pink, fluffy slippers, I've always wanted to tell you about my affinity for men built like combine harvesters. "Please, marry me!"
Then Harry yelled "Hooray!" and called Dumbledore to perform the matrimonial rites in the Chamber of Secrets.
THE END
FLAVOUR 11.
Harry woke up. He realised with a shock that he was a total loser- wow, he thought. He wondered why he had friends...
Miles away in a place called Moomooland, a cow turned on its T.V..
"Hi guys! Welcome to "Freaky Creatures"! Today on the show, we have a special case.
Our reporters, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley have been investigating a lunatic boy by the name of "Harry Potter" at Hogwarts school.
This young boy seriously believes he is a WIZARD!!"
THE END