FLAVOUR 12.
"A tree, a tree!" Harry yelled. He ran over to the Whomping Willow and blessed it. The whomping Willow smashed his head in.
THE END
FLAVOUR 13.
Dobby hit his head against the cupboard again. It dented inwards and stayed there. Dobby reached for the bottle of Herbal Essence shampoo Harry always kept by the side of his bed and bashed it against his head.
"Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! Never tell on Harry again EVER! NEVER EVER!!"
The other day Dobby had opened the door of Harry's dorm to find him sitting on his bed, wanking himself. He had become afraid, thought Harry was trying to hurt himself and told Ron. Ron passed this information around the whole school. He was now bagged out about sexual frustration and he was a joke. Suddenly Ron became cool. Harry was a total loser (what's new?).
THE END
FLAVOUR 14.
"A pond, a pond!" Harry yelled. He ran to the lake and blessed it. The giant squid came out and ate him.
THE END
FLAVOUR 15.
Harry and Ron were bored.
"Harry, why don't you pee?"
Harry was in confusement. "I don't need to."
That night it was raining. There was a soothing noise of the rain against the window.
Ron woke up. "Harry, why don't you pee?"
Harry was in blankment. "I don't need to."
THE END
FLAVOUR 16.
"Seriously, Sirius, can you just be serious?"
THE END
FLAVOUR 17.
Draco was a weasel. A white, welkin, weasel. He liked to jump up and hit the floor, hard. Draco was afraid that his arch enemy HARRY would find out his secret and use it against him. Nooo!
Ron saw the white welkin weasel.
"Oh! What a cute white, welkin, weasel! He will be my pet as a replacement for Scabbers! I will call him Nabbers! And I will let him sleep on my bed!!"
Ron was sleeping with Nabbers in his bed when suddenly a flushed, red face with floppy, blond hair appeared over the covers.
"Oh dear, another of my pets happens to be a human in animal form!"
"How dare you treat me like this!" Draco was pissed off! He had spent 24 hours being made to run around Ron's bed under the covers while Ron played explorer and tried to find him.
"Well, it was fun..Oh- I spose I'll have to tell Harry that you are really Malfoy."
"No, Ron, you don't have to. I still want to be your pet because I sleep in your bed."
"OK then. I enjoy it too."
THE END
"A tree, a tree!" Harry yelled. He ran over to the Whomping Willow and blessed it. The whomping Willow smashed his head in.
THE END
FLAVOUR 13.
Dobby hit his head against the cupboard again. It dented inwards and stayed there. Dobby reached for the bottle of Herbal Essence shampoo Harry always kept by the side of his bed and bashed it against his head.
"Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! Never tell on Harry again EVER! NEVER EVER!!"
The other day Dobby had opened the door of Harry's dorm to find him sitting on his bed, wanking himself. He had become afraid, thought Harry was trying to hurt himself and told Ron. Ron passed this information around the whole school. He was now bagged out about sexual frustration and he was a joke. Suddenly Ron became cool. Harry was a total loser (what's new?).
THE END
FLAVOUR 14.
"A pond, a pond!" Harry yelled. He ran to the lake and blessed it. The giant squid came out and ate him.
THE END
FLAVOUR 15.
Harry and Ron were bored.
"Harry, why don't you pee?"
Harry was in confusement. "I don't need to."
That night it was raining. There was a soothing noise of the rain against the window.
Ron woke up. "Harry, why don't you pee?"
Harry was in blankment. "I don't need to."
THE END
FLAVOUR 16.
"Seriously, Sirius, can you just be serious?"
THE END
FLAVOUR 17.
Draco was a weasel. A white, welkin, weasel. He liked to jump up and hit the floor, hard. Draco was afraid that his arch enemy HARRY would find out his secret and use it against him. Nooo!
Ron saw the white welkin weasel.
"Oh! What a cute white, welkin, weasel! He will be my pet as a replacement for Scabbers! I will call him Nabbers! And I will let him sleep on my bed!!"
Ron was sleeping with Nabbers in his bed when suddenly a flushed, red face with floppy, blond hair appeared over the covers.
"Oh dear, another of my pets happens to be a human in animal form!"
"How dare you treat me like this!" Draco was pissed off! He had spent 24 hours being made to run around Ron's bed under the covers while Ron played explorer and tried to find him.
"Well, it was fun..Oh- I spose I'll have to tell Harry that you are really Malfoy."
"No, Ron, you don't have to. I still want to be your pet because I sleep in your bed."
"OK then. I enjoy it too."
THE END