INTERMISSION
NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH SOME DEMENTED T-SHIRT SLOGANS.
VOLDIE'S T-SHIRTS:
BLACK: It's slimming// DARK MARK: It's called a hickie// THE NAME'S VOLDIE// METAL LIMBS- they're good backscratchers// DEMENTORS: a pash to die for// IT'S FUN TO BE A BAD BOY//
NOW FOR SOME RANDOM ONES:
AVADA KEDAVRA/ ABRA KEDABRA- they're both the same thing..// BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS- you don't know where they've been// S.P.E.W. if you want to- it's voluntary// BUTTER BEER- yeast with added fat- yummy.// FLYING LESSONS- who's their dealer?// S.P.E.W. - a kind of Bertie Botts Bean// QUIDDITCH- I survived the bludgers// WANDS- no fun when they break your fall!// GREASY HAIR- the new 'look' at Hogwarts// BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS- take the risk!// POTION MASTERS- muggles call them dealers
NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH SOME DEMENTED T-SHIRT SLOGANS.
VOLDIE'S T-SHIRTS:
BLACK: It's slimming// DARK MARK: It's called a hickie// THE NAME'S VOLDIE// METAL LIMBS- they're good backscratchers// DEMENTORS: a pash to die for// IT'S FUN TO BE A BAD BOY//
NOW FOR SOME RANDOM ONES:
AVADA KEDAVRA/ ABRA KEDABRA- they're both the same thing..// BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS- you don't know where they've been// S.P.E.W. if you want to- it's voluntary// BUTTER BEER- yeast with added fat- yummy.// FLYING LESSONS- who's their dealer?// S.P.E.W. - a kind of Bertie Botts Bean// QUIDDITCH- I survived the bludgers// WANDS- no fun when they break your fall!// GREASY HAIR- the new 'look' at Hogwarts// BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS- take the risk!// POTION MASTERS- muggles call them dealers
