FLAVOUR 29.
"Some grass! Some grass!" Harry ran out onto the lawn and blessed it. He tripped over and the grass stabbed him.
THE END
FLAVOUR 30.
Kel was eating as much as she could before Owen arrived.
Owen burst in, jollily. "Yay! Food!" he grabbed the table and shoved it down his throat.
Kel was disappointed but before she could say anything, Cleon burst in. Him, being the red-headed giant he was, killed everyone then died himself of unknown causes because he was a red-head. (if you hadn't noticed, nearly every red-head in Tamora Pierce has died.)
Neal walked in, pashing a random girl. He killed Cleon's body. "Ow!" Cleon said from death, "You killed me again!"
The girl said "Oh! Nealie baby, you're so heroic! I love you!"
Kel got up from the dead.
"Hey, lay off, slut! He's my little baby! Never fear Neal! Kel is here!" and she charged at the girl. Girl ducks behind Neal and Kel ends up killing Neal by accident. "Oh well," says Kel, "I've always wondered about whether I should pursue Alanna's sexuality. Will you be my lesbian sex partner?"
"OK, whatever, you are a guy right?" said the girl.
THE END
FLAVOUR 31.
The giant squid was lonely. He sat alone in the bottom of the lake. He was sad. He had met his one true love, Viktor Krum, only to have him swept away by the EVIL BITCH Hermione. The giant squid rumbled with anger. Suddenly he popped out of the water.
He was going to take action! He was prepared to KILL!
He constructed a bubble of water that would carry him around while he tried to find Hermione, the evil one. The giant squid rumbled with anger and then rumbled with déjà vu.
He rolled up into the castle, up the stairs, along the corridors, TO THE LIBRARY!
It was empty. He talked to a few books but since they didn't tell him where the evil one was, he ATE them and consumed their power. He rumbled with joy.
He followed his nose..his tentacles, to the girl's bathroom. He bumped the door open and a flood of water exploded onto him. It was wet, he liked it there.
THE END
FLAVOUR 32.
"My friend, my friend!" Harry ran to Ron and blessed him. Ron shoved his wand deep into Harry's....bellybutton.
THE END
FLAVOUR 33.
The fat friar was hungry, ghost-like drool hung from his mouth. "May I?" he asked, pointing at the plate of cold sausages. Unfortunately Kel had already gotten to them. As she swallowed them, Peeves popped out of a sausage.
THE END
"Some grass! Some grass!" Harry ran out onto the lawn and blessed it. He tripped over and the grass stabbed him.
THE END
FLAVOUR 30.
Kel was eating as much as she could before Owen arrived.
Owen burst in, jollily. "Yay! Food!" he grabbed the table and shoved it down his throat.
Kel was disappointed but before she could say anything, Cleon burst in. Him, being the red-headed giant he was, killed everyone then died himself of unknown causes because he was a red-head. (if you hadn't noticed, nearly every red-head in Tamora Pierce has died.)
Neal walked in, pashing a random girl. He killed Cleon's body. "Ow!" Cleon said from death, "You killed me again!"
The girl said "Oh! Nealie baby, you're so heroic! I love you!"
Kel got up from the dead.
"Hey, lay off, slut! He's my little baby! Never fear Neal! Kel is here!" and she charged at the girl. Girl ducks behind Neal and Kel ends up killing Neal by accident. "Oh well," says Kel, "I've always wondered about whether I should pursue Alanna's sexuality. Will you be my lesbian sex partner?"
"OK, whatever, you are a guy right?" said the girl.
THE END
FLAVOUR 31.
The giant squid was lonely. He sat alone in the bottom of the lake. He was sad. He had met his one true love, Viktor Krum, only to have him swept away by the EVIL BITCH Hermione. The giant squid rumbled with anger. Suddenly he popped out of the water.
He was going to take action! He was prepared to KILL!
He constructed a bubble of water that would carry him around while he tried to find Hermione, the evil one. The giant squid rumbled with anger and then rumbled with déjà vu.
He rolled up into the castle, up the stairs, along the corridors, TO THE LIBRARY!
It was empty. He talked to a few books but since they didn't tell him where the evil one was, he ATE them and consumed their power. He rumbled with joy.
He followed his nose..his tentacles, to the girl's bathroom. He bumped the door open and a flood of water exploded onto him. It was wet, he liked it there.
THE END
FLAVOUR 32.
"My friend, my friend!" Harry ran to Ron and blessed him. Ron shoved his wand deep into Harry's....bellybutton.
THE END
FLAVOUR 33.
The fat friar was hungry, ghost-like drool hung from his mouth. "May I?" he asked, pointing at the plate of cold sausages. Unfortunately Kel had already gotten to them. As she swallowed them, Peeves popped out of a sausage.
THE END