FLAVOUR 34.
"I have a headache!" whined Harry to Ron. "Shut up!" "Awww.but it hurts." "Walk it off." So Harry did. As he was walking, he whistled to himself.
FLAVOUR 35.
"I still have a headache!" panted Harry (he panted because he was out of breath, not because of something else.) "I thought I was whistling, not panting." remarked Harry to himself as he wrote this story. "Shut up" said Ron. "Why don't you like me anymore?" asked Harry. "Shut up." said Ron. Harry got the point....................................................................
THE END
FLAVOUR 36.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now I know my ABC, would someone PLEASE come play with me?" Harry recited.
THE END
FLAVOUR 37.
"Aargh! The voices in my head have started again!" Harry yelled. "Weren't they from the Basilisk?" asked Ron. "What Basilisk? The voices- aaargh!" "What are they saying Harry?" asked Hermione, worried. "KILL! LET ME RIP, TEAR! DIE!" "Aargh, Harry! You evil bastard!"
THE END
FLAVOUR 38.
Harry and Professor McGonagall swapped glasses.
THE END
FLAVOUR 39. (The reason behind Harry and Cho's relationship)
"Oh, Harry! You have stolen my heart!" Cho cried. Harry glanced guiltily at his pocket where a large, red, beating thing was bleeding down his leg. "We are connected by many bonds," Cho continued. "True," Harry thought, looking at the veins stretching from the gaping hole in her chest to his pocket. "I could not live without you!" (literally)
THE END
FLAVOUR 40.
Harry sat on the floor, reading. He sounded the difficult words out- "the c- a-t s-a-t on the m-a-t." Hermione burst in on him-"Harry, Professor Dumbledore is looking for you! He said go down to the..what are you reading??" "mummy?"
THE END
FLAVOUR 41. (A day in the life of a Harry Potter fan- called Jess)
The girl lay in her bed. The sun streamed through the window as she woke up. "Ahhhh," she sighed. "What a wonderful Harry Potter day." She put on her cloak, Gryffindor scarf and picked up her wand. She looked into the mirror and carved herself a scar. "Yay, that makes me feel special." As she went downstairs, she rambled to herself some Harry Potter facts. Her mum said nothing. "Oooooh," thought the girl, "just like the Dursleys." As shewent to school, she fell. "Ahahahahhaa! That felt nice!" She even had no friends, like Harry Potter. She's so proud. "Ahahahahhahhaa! That feels nice!" One day Harry Potter came to visit the girl. "I love you!" he shouts at her. The girl blushes with enthusiasm. "Yay! That feels nice!" "doyouwannagoballwithme?" asks Harry in a flurry. "Yay! That feels nice!" she replies, "Of course, Harry my love!" They sit and Harry Potter together.
THE END
FLAVOUR 42.
"Avada Kedavra!" cried Voldie. "Expelliarmus!" cried Harry.
Harry dies. Voldie has a serious head injury (and no wand). "Incendio!" cries Voldie and bursts into flame. "Impediment Jinx!" cries someone in the shadows and Voldemort freezes.
THE END
FLAVOUR 43.
Hermione looked at herself in the mirror. She cringed. "Oh, why haven't I got boobs?" she thought. Hermione was very frustrated at not getting any boobs lately. Every fourth year girl had already got some sort of boobs. Even Snape had man-boobs that were visible under his cloak. Hermione, all alone in her room, decided to take some action. She decided to go for some boob enhancement. She went to Hogsmeade and bought a book containing spells that she'd need at this age, including "boobs engorgious". Hermione undressed and pointed her wand at her chest and yelled "boobs engorgio!" Let's leave her alone for now. Meanwhile Harry was in his room, pondering about puberty. Malfoy had mentioned something about 'never going through puberty' to him. He got so worried, because everyone, Ron too, had changed in some way (he had a hell of a lot of pimples). He decided to go to Hermione for some answers. Back to Hermione's room: "Boobs engorgio!" shouted Hermione. Just then, Harry burst into the room. Hermione screamed and jumped with her wand pointing at Harry's chest. A green ray shot out and Harry's chest expanded and expanded. His clothes started to rip. Finally his chest stopped expanding and he had boobs the size of Pamela's. "Aaah!" they both screamed.
THE END
FLAVOUR 44. (I'm sure you won't mind a random LOTR fanfic stuck in the middle of this.)
"You're NOT marrying that element, Argon, or whatever his name is." Elrond snapped at Arwen. "But Aragorn is a leader of men!" "A leader of gases you mean.." "Aha!" cried Arwen, finally understanding her father's confusion, "but Argon is a NOBLE gas!"
Explanation for that totally demented fic: Our theory is that Aragorn was named after Argon- a noble gas.
FLAVOUR 45.
In Colin's hand as he lay, dying:
To my LOVE Harry, this is an ode to Harry Potter:
Oh I can't bear to live another waking moment without you in my arms. Oh Harry Potter, No other is hotter, My love is unrequited, Making me excited. Thinking of your firm dork, Makes me want to suck your cork, Oh, it's Harry, I'm going to MARRY!
Till we meet again, my sweet love. My lips wait to meet yours. UNNDYING LOVE,
Colin.
A random thought: my initials match Cho Chang's and Colin Creevey's. I know which one I would rather be...( and just so you know, that is Cho Chang) Laloo ON WITH THE SHOW!!
FLAVOUR 46.
"Harry, your pants are wet," commented Ron. Harry looked down. "Oh, I seem to have soiled myself. How embarrassing." Harry dacked himself and put on his real fur coat. "Aargh! It's a bear!" "No, actually.. It's a gazelle."
THE END
FLAVOUR 47. (A more morbid fic)
Harry wondered why he existed. He was such a loser. His brain started to work for the first time in his life. He got so smart that he exploded. Bits of Harry decorated the common room and the world laughed at the bits of him.
THE END
"I have a headache!" whined Harry to Ron. "Shut up!" "Awww.but it hurts." "Walk it off." So Harry did. As he was walking, he whistled to himself.
FLAVOUR 35.
"I still have a headache!" panted Harry (he panted because he was out of breath, not because of something else.) "I thought I was whistling, not panting." remarked Harry to himself as he wrote this story. "Shut up" said Ron. "Why don't you like me anymore?" asked Harry. "Shut up." said Ron. Harry got the point....................................................................
THE END
FLAVOUR 36.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now I know my ABC, would someone PLEASE come play with me?" Harry recited.
THE END
FLAVOUR 37.
"Aargh! The voices in my head have started again!" Harry yelled. "Weren't they from the Basilisk?" asked Ron. "What Basilisk? The voices- aaargh!" "What are they saying Harry?" asked Hermione, worried. "KILL! LET ME RIP, TEAR! DIE!" "Aargh, Harry! You evil bastard!"
THE END
FLAVOUR 38.
Harry and Professor McGonagall swapped glasses.
THE END
FLAVOUR 39. (The reason behind Harry and Cho's relationship)
"Oh, Harry! You have stolen my heart!" Cho cried. Harry glanced guiltily at his pocket where a large, red, beating thing was bleeding down his leg. "We are connected by many bonds," Cho continued. "True," Harry thought, looking at the veins stretching from the gaping hole in her chest to his pocket. "I could not live without you!" (literally)
THE END
FLAVOUR 40.
Harry sat on the floor, reading. He sounded the difficult words out- "the c- a-t s-a-t on the m-a-t." Hermione burst in on him-"Harry, Professor Dumbledore is looking for you! He said go down to the..what are you reading??" "mummy?"
THE END
FLAVOUR 41. (A day in the life of a Harry Potter fan- called Jess)
The girl lay in her bed. The sun streamed through the window as she woke up. "Ahhhh," she sighed. "What a wonderful Harry Potter day." She put on her cloak, Gryffindor scarf and picked up her wand. She looked into the mirror and carved herself a scar. "Yay, that makes me feel special." As she went downstairs, she rambled to herself some Harry Potter facts. Her mum said nothing. "Oooooh," thought the girl, "just like the Dursleys." As shewent to school, she fell. "Ahahahahhaa! That felt nice!" She even had no friends, like Harry Potter. She's so proud. "Ahahahahhahhaa! That feels nice!" One day Harry Potter came to visit the girl. "I love you!" he shouts at her. The girl blushes with enthusiasm. "Yay! That feels nice!" "doyouwannagoballwithme?" asks Harry in a flurry. "Yay! That feels nice!" she replies, "Of course, Harry my love!" They sit and Harry Potter together.
THE END
FLAVOUR 42.
"Avada Kedavra!" cried Voldie. "Expelliarmus!" cried Harry.
Harry dies. Voldie has a serious head injury (and no wand). "Incendio!" cries Voldie and bursts into flame. "Impediment Jinx!" cries someone in the shadows and Voldemort freezes.
THE END
FLAVOUR 43.
Hermione looked at herself in the mirror. She cringed. "Oh, why haven't I got boobs?" she thought. Hermione was very frustrated at not getting any boobs lately. Every fourth year girl had already got some sort of boobs. Even Snape had man-boobs that were visible under his cloak. Hermione, all alone in her room, decided to take some action. She decided to go for some boob enhancement. She went to Hogsmeade and bought a book containing spells that she'd need at this age, including "boobs engorgious". Hermione undressed and pointed her wand at her chest and yelled "boobs engorgio!" Let's leave her alone for now. Meanwhile Harry was in his room, pondering about puberty. Malfoy had mentioned something about 'never going through puberty' to him. He got so worried, because everyone, Ron too, had changed in some way (he had a hell of a lot of pimples). He decided to go to Hermione for some answers. Back to Hermione's room: "Boobs engorgio!" shouted Hermione. Just then, Harry burst into the room. Hermione screamed and jumped with her wand pointing at Harry's chest. A green ray shot out and Harry's chest expanded and expanded. His clothes started to rip. Finally his chest stopped expanding and he had boobs the size of Pamela's. "Aaah!" they both screamed.
THE END
FLAVOUR 44. (I'm sure you won't mind a random LOTR fanfic stuck in the middle of this.)
"You're NOT marrying that element, Argon, or whatever his name is." Elrond snapped at Arwen. "But Aragorn is a leader of men!" "A leader of gases you mean.." "Aha!" cried Arwen, finally understanding her father's confusion, "but Argon is a NOBLE gas!"
Explanation for that totally demented fic: Our theory is that Aragorn was named after Argon- a noble gas.
FLAVOUR 45.
In Colin's hand as he lay, dying:
To my LOVE Harry, this is an ode to Harry Potter:
Oh I can't bear to live another waking moment without you in my arms. Oh Harry Potter, No other is hotter, My love is unrequited, Making me excited. Thinking of your firm dork, Makes me want to suck your cork, Oh, it's Harry, I'm going to MARRY!
Till we meet again, my sweet love. My lips wait to meet yours. UNNDYING LOVE,
Colin.
A random thought: my initials match Cho Chang's and Colin Creevey's. I know which one I would rather be...( and just so you know, that is Cho Chang) Laloo ON WITH THE SHOW!!
FLAVOUR 46.
"Harry, your pants are wet," commented Ron. Harry looked down. "Oh, I seem to have soiled myself. How embarrassing." Harry dacked himself and put on his real fur coat. "Aargh! It's a bear!" "No, actually.. It's a gazelle."
THE END
FLAVOUR 47. (A more morbid fic)
Harry wondered why he existed. He was such a loser. His brain started to work for the first time in his life. He got so smart that he exploded. Bits of Harry decorated the common room and the world laughed at the bits of him.
THE END