In FLAVOURS, we have decided to add a new series of fics that have the
theme 'Valentines Day'- these are diaries written by main Hogwarts
characters. ENJOY!
THE DIARIES:
Dumbledore's Diary:
Dear Diary, On this Valentines Day, I happen to be bed-ridden, though I did send McGonagall a Valentines. She accepted it and liked the crusty skin I'd also sent her. Well, love is all around Hogwarts today...... Severus got a Valentine too, though I have doubts that it was from somebody else.
McGonagall accepted the invitation. I'm expecting a fun night...... (Although it is a little hard to turn on a younger woman at my age.)
I will leave now as I must take some Viagra for tonight, Dumbledore.
Hermione's Diary:
I wrote myself a love letter and got roses delivered to myself in the morning at breakfast. I'd bought myself the biggest bouquet of roses. No- one noticed!! Not even Malfoy! Malfoy sent Pansy a big bunch, not as big as mine, but at least it hid her bust. I mean, what is it with her? OK. Just because I don't have much, (OK, hardly any), I still don't see the point. I HATE IT! Even Harry and Ron can't stop gawking! If you don't believe me, you should have seen Snape when he walked into class! He was absolutely furious when he found out Pansy had got a Valentine. Normally, he just gawked at her! But it's never as bad as Harry. He can't even keep his eyes off them, even during Quidditch! His eyes seem to think the snitch is buried in Pansy's chest!! I'M NOT JEALOUS! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!! WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF THAT?! Ron is just as bad as Harry. Even worse sometimes. I asked him if he had done gis homework and all he could say was; "Huh, what? Pansy, big, huge...." you get the idea. The only reason Harry's not as bad is cause he tries not to let Cho see he likes Pansy's bosom. Anyway, I'm pretty sure Cho feels like me. SEE! I'm not the only one. Cho used to have the biggest bosom, BEFORE Christmas. But I still hate her! She got a Valentine. From Harry! DAMN THEM, can't people get it into their heads that LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING!!
You know what!! McGonagall also got a Valentine! From Dumbledore! And Snape too!( But from who, I can only imagine.) Perhaps he wrote one to himself. Like me. So there's two desperate lonely hearts floating around school.... NO! I am NOT going to get with Snape! No Way! Although he's kinda hot....If only Lockhart was here....
Oh Shit! I spent too much time writing in here, I should be doing my Potions homework! Hmm... maybe I should look at some love potions?? Snape..... OK. NO WAY, HERMIONE. YOU'RE NOT THAT DESPERATE!! (Yes I am....)
.........Hermione
Ron's Diary: (more like bits of paper with scribble..)
Pansy, big, huge, WHOA! Shit, Malfoy, DAMN! Oh well..... BIG, HUGE. PANSY. YUM. Hermione, valentine....whatever..... PANSY, WHOA! HUGE. YEAH!
Goyle's Diary: (untranslated)
GrUnt, gRunt,
qiewipv jhrevp fhILJHIB
Yghhoho;ihoihrtjegjmvlknsd
8&*%toibyh , GrUnt, GruNt! crabbe, CRAB!!
''(*(_*gOyle?
Goyle's Diary: (translated)
Crabbe came to me today and told me he wanted me to be his Valentine. I was so happy. You know how I wanted him to be my Valentine for a lone time, but I was too confused to ask him. He was having the same problem too! I'm so glad. He also felt that we didn't need Malfoy anymore, which was even better! We then decided to get back at Malfoy by screwing WITHOUT him. He'll be so mad. Oh well, we found the perfect cupboard and had elready got it on a bit, when that stupid Neville boy came along and said he needed to go screw himself in a cupboard. We told him to get lost. Oh well, I found out that Crabbe can screw much, much better than lousy Malfoy. We plan to screw every night, WITHOUT Malfoy now. Anyway, he's got Pansy to screw with.
Goyle.
Dumbledore's Diary:
Dear Diary, On this Valentines Day, I happen to be bed-ridden, though I did send McGonagall a Valentines. She accepted it and liked the crusty skin I'd also sent her. Well, love is all around Hogwarts today...... Severus got a Valentine too, though I have doubts that it was from somebody else.
McGonagall accepted the invitation. I'm expecting a fun night...... (Although it is a little hard to turn on a younger woman at my age.)
I will leave now as I must take some Viagra for tonight, Dumbledore.
Hermione's Diary:
I wrote myself a love letter and got roses delivered to myself in the morning at breakfast. I'd bought myself the biggest bouquet of roses. No- one noticed!! Not even Malfoy! Malfoy sent Pansy a big bunch, not as big as mine, but at least it hid her bust. I mean, what is it with her? OK. Just because I don't have much, (OK, hardly any), I still don't see the point. I HATE IT! Even Harry and Ron can't stop gawking! If you don't believe me, you should have seen Snape when he walked into class! He was absolutely furious when he found out Pansy had got a Valentine. Normally, he just gawked at her! But it's never as bad as Harry. He can't even keep his eyes off them, even during Quidditch! His eyes seem to think the snitch is buried in Pansy's chest!! I'M NOT JEALOUS! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!! WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF THAT?! Ron is just as bad as Harry. Even worse sometimes. I asked him if he had done gis homework and all he could say was; "Huh, what? Pansy, big, huge...." you get the idea. The only reason Harry's not as bad is cause he tries not to let Cho see he likes Pansy's bosom. Anyway, I'm pretty sure Cho feels like me. SEE! I'm not the only one. Cho used to have the biggest bosom, BEFORE Christmas. But I still hate her! She got a Valentine. From Harry! DAMN THEM, can't people get it into their heads that LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING!!
You know what!! McGonagall also got a Valentine! From Dumbledore! And Snape too!( But from who, I can only imagine.) Perhaps he wrote one to himself. Like me. So there's two desperate lonely hearts floating around school.... NO! I am NOT going to get with Snape! No Way! Although he's kinda hot....If only Lockhart was here....
Oh Shit! I spent too much time writing in here, I should be doing my Potions homework! Hmm... maybe I should look at some love potions?? Snape..... OK. NO WAY, HERMIONE. YOU'RE NOT THAT DESPERATE!! (Yes I am....)
.........Hermione
Ron's Diary: (more like bits of paper with scribble..)
Pansy, big, huge, WHOA! Shit, Malfoy, DAMN! Oh well..... BIG, HUGE. PANSY. YUM. Hermione, valentine....whatever..... PANSY, WHOA! HUGE. YEAH!
Goyle's Diary: (untranslated)
GrUnt, gRunt,
qiewipv jhrevp fhILJHIB
Yghhoho;ihoihrtjegjmvlknsd
8&*%toibyh , GrUnt, GruNt! crabbe, CRAB!!
''(*(_*gOyle?
Goyle's Diary: (translated)
Crabbe came to me today and told me he wanted me to be his Valentine. I was so happy. You know how I wanted him to be my Valentine for a lone time, but I was too confused to ask him. He was having the same problem too! I'm so glad. He also felt that we didn't need Malfoy anymore, which was even better! We then decided to get back at Malfoy by screwing WITHOUT him. He'll be so mad. Oh well, we found the perfect cupboard and had elready got it on a bit, when that stupid Neville boy came along and said he needed to go screw himself in a cupboard. We told him to get lost. Oh well, I found out that Crabbe can screw much, much better than lousy Malfoy. We plan to screw every night, WITHOUT Malfoy now. Anyway, he's got Pansy to screw with.
Goyle.