FLAVOUR 50.
Misinterpretation: Order of the Phoenix- p264 (copied completely from the book- my suggestions are in the brackets and some parts I cut out)
"It was-" Harry began. "Completely lousy," said Ron in a hollow voice, sinking into a chair beside Hermione. She looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt. "Well, it was only your first one (time)," she said consolingly, "It's bound to take time to-" "Who said it was me who made it lousy?" snapped Ron. "No one," said Hermione, looking taken aback, "I thought-" "You thought I was bound to be rubbish?" "No, of course I didn't! Look, you said it was lousy so I just-" ...... Hermione turned to Harry. "Was he lousy?" "No," said Harry loyally. Hermione raised her eyebrows. "Well, I suppose he could've played better," Harry muttered......
FLAVOUR 51.
"My last words are..quimble, lala, gooble," Dumbledore croaked and died.
PIGWIDGEON
"Eeeeeewww! Eeeewwwww! Let's play eagles!!" "No. Let's get it on." Hedwig answers. "Let's play eagles." "Let's get it on." "FINE! Let's play eagles while we get it on." "That sounds good," Hedwig replies in a sleazy voice. "Eeeew! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!" Pig flies into a window. They get it on. Draco watches, amused. "Eeeeew, eeeeewww," he laughs.
Misinterpretation: Order of the Phoenix- p264 (copied completely from the book- my suggestions are in the brackets and some parts I cut out)
"It was-" Harry began. "Completely lousy," said Ron in a hollow voice, sinking into a chair beside Hermione. She looked up at Ron and her frostiness seemed to melt. "Well, it was only your first one (time)," she said consolingly, "It's bound to take time to-" "Who said it was me who made it lousy?" snapped Ron. "No one," said Hermione, looking taken aback, "I thought-" "You thought I was bound to be rubbish?" "No, of course I didn't! Look, you said it was lousy so I just-" ...... Hermione turned to Harry. "Was he lousy?" "No," said Harry loyally. Hermione raised her eyebrows. "Well, I suppose he could've played better," Harry muttered......
FLAVOUR 51.
"My last words are..quimble, lala, gooble," Dumbledore croaked and died.
PIGWIDGEON
"Eeeeeewww! Eeeewwwww! Let's play eagles!!" "No. Let's get it on." Hedwig answers. "Let's play eagles." "Let's get it on." "FINE! Let's play eagles while we get it on." "That sounds good," Hedwig replies in a sleazy voice. "Eeeew! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!" Pig flies into a window. They get it on. Draco watches, amused. "Eeeeew, eeeeewww," he laughs.