Title: It's My Time
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the WWE or its Superstars.
" What I wanted to tell you guys is that last night after the show there was a creative meeting and the new women's champion was named." Trish and Lita turn to look at me because I had been told I was next in line. Yet as I glance at Stephanie I have a sinking feeling I've been replaced. " Well turns out my dad thinks it's a good idea to let Alexia win it. I tried talking him out of it but she seems to have charmed him. I'm really sorry Jess, I knew you were hoping to win the belt but as of next Monday's Raw Alexia will be the new champ." I sit there in shock. Is there nothing left in my life that Alexia can't touch?
I tell Stephanie I understand that's how the business goes. I tell the girls I will see them later but before I leave Steph tells me they have to hold another meeting later in the day so all of us are free for the afternoon as long as we get back for the show tonight. She tells me to use that time wisely to try to think of something to fix this and if I have any ideas to come to her. I wander down the hall aimlessly not really paying attention until I bump into someone. Before I can even apologize they start yelling at me. " Hey jackass why don't you watch where you're going. Oh sorry I didn't it was you Jessica. Sweetie you can bump into me anytime you want." I smile at Steve and hit him in the shoulder. " Buddy in the mood I'm in right now you're lucky I didn't run you over." Steve throws his arm around my shoulder and tells me to tell him my woes. We start down the hallway and head to the cafeteria. By the time we get there he has me doubled over laughing. I see Hunter, Mark, Glenn, Adam, and Chris sitting at a table in the corner so Steve and I head over there.
" Hey boys, looking good as usual. Is there an empty seat left for me?" As Hunter gets up to get me a seat I find one on my own. " Don't bother sweetie let Steve have that seat; I think I've found a seat right here." I proceed to sit down in Adam's lap. He puts his arms around my waist and pulls me to him. I see Hunter give him a threatening glare and I stick my tongue out at him. " See Hunter what did I tell you, she's a damn brat." I give Mark a glare. " Listen here dead man you just got back on my good side but you seem really eager to go back over to the dark side so keep it up and see what happens. I'm in a bad mood right now and it won't take much to set me off." When he asks me what's wrong I tell the guys what happened. I tell the guys not to get angry because I will take care of Alexia on my own terms in my own time.
" You know what guys I have all of this pent up energy and I don't know what to do with it, you have any ideas?" Hunter gives me a knowing smirk. " Baby as interesting as that idea is I was hoping to do something where my clothes get to stay on." I start laughing when Adam snaps his fingers and tells me there goes his idea too. Mark tells me to go to the gym and punch the bag a few times but that doesn't sound too fun either. Glenn suggests getting a massage from one of the trainers so all of my energy will just melt away. I think I will save that suggestion for a rainy day. Chris tells me I could always go shopping like most women do and I tell him I'm not like most women. Steve tells me he will take me to a bar and we could grab a couple of cold beers. As I sit there thinking for a minute I jump out of Adam's lap. " Steve that sounds like a great idea, lets all head to a bar but before we do that I know exactly what I want to do. So let's go."
" Come on Mark faster, can't you go any faster old man? That's it, just like that." I pull myself closer to Mark and wrap my arms around his waist when he tells me to hold on tighter. After much yelling, arguing, and yes I admit begging I finally convinced Mark to take me for a ride on his bike. We all piled into two cars and Mark drove his bike to a deserted road near the arena. I told the guys after I got to ride for a little while we could head for the bar. As we ride past the guys I wave at them. Hunter still looks nervous as hell that I'm on a bike. I had to promise him some very interesting sexual favors in order for him to let me get on the bike without any hassle. The guys are leaning against the cars looking kind of bored so I tell Mark to go down the road a little further because I have an idea. At first Mark is against it but the more he thinks about it he admits he wants to see their jaws drop. So we head back towards the guys again and as we get closer Mark slows down a little bit and I pull my shirt up and yell at the guys " Hey guys take a look at these". Mark and I start laughing so hard he has to pull over before we crash.
Adam was leaning on the edge of the car and was so shocked he fell on the ground. Chris's mouth was just hanging open. Glenn and Steven stood on the hoods of the cars and asked for another show. And Hunter my dear sweet lovable Hunter just fell against the car in shock. Once Mark recovers from laughing he pulls the bike over in front of them. Hunter comes over and picks me up off the bike and smacks my ass. I start to pout and poke my bottom lip out at him. " Baby are you mad at me? I'm really sorry." Hunter grabs me, kisses me then tells me when we get back to the room tonight I am getting a spanking. I start to laugh and tell him I've been a very bad girl and deserve one. Mark pats Hunter on the back and tells him I've had a spanking coming to me ever since I joined the company. Before I can flip him off Steve does it for me and tells Mark to back off. As Steve throws his arm around my shoulder guiding back me towards the car I glance back over my shoulder at Hunter and Mark and wave.
Once we all arrive at the bar Adam has finally regained his speech. I was starting to get worried about him. Glenn and Steve offer to buy me my drinks so I of course gladly accept and go search out a place for us all to sit. When we are all seated we each down a shot and have a beer. Hunter reminds me about the last time I drank and I also remind him about the last time he drank. He stares at me to see if I'm still mad but I smile at him to let him know I still don't blame him. But I still decide to take it slow and sip my beer. Mark, Glenn and of course Steve start downing beers like they are going out of fashion. Mark snaps his fingers to get my attention. " So little lady do you feel up to playing pool with an old man?" As I get up to join him at the pool table I tell him I am proud of him for finally admitting he's old. He smacks me on the ass as he walks by. All of the guys have come to watch us play. Chris racks the balls up for us.
As Mark lines up the shot to break the balls he stands back up. " How about we make this game a little more interesting? You up for it Darlin?" I tell him to name the stipulations. He says for every shot one of us misses we have to take a shot and the winner gets to decide what they want the loser to do. I agree to his terms. I would love nothing more then to have Mark at my mercy. There's just one problem. I really suck at pool.
I was doing pretty well in the beginning but as time went on my luck turned bad. I was just finishing downing shot number four when I noticed on the table there looked to be a lot more balls. When I asked the guys if the balls were multiplying they started laughing. Mark was laughing so hard he missed his shot. I guess I had the advantage since he had drunk so much more then me before we started playing. Mark had to down shot number three for him. The rest of the guys were enjoying themselves watching us two make asses of ourselves. Before we knew it Mark and I each had a ball left on the table. The only problem was both of our visions were pretty blurry by now and we can't tell the balls apart. I leaned on the table to take my shot and I started to slide off to the right. Luckily Adam pushed me back into position. I totally missed my ball so I had to take another shot. Mark leaned on the table and told me to watch carefully as he won.
When I saw a ball fall into the side pocket I started to groan. Mark actually started to do a victory dance around the table and let me tell you seeing a seven-foot man covered in tattoos dancing around a table like he has something down his pants is an interesting sight to behold. Glenn goes over to Mark and says something to him then I notice Mark turn red in the face. Steve comes over and lifts my arm in the arm. " And here is your pool champion Jessica." I look at Steve like he is nuts. I tell him I saw Mark sink a ball. Steve tells me he did sink a ball but it was the eight ball so I automatically win. I jump up in the air and squeal then I proceed to do my own victory dance but it's cut short when I trip over my own feet and fall behind the pool table. The guys lean over the side to see if I'm all right and I wave a hand in the air saying I'm ok. Hunter helps me up and I sag against him as we walk out of the bar. Steve says once we get back to the arena they are going to have to pump a lot of coffee into Mark and me.
When we get back to the arena Hunter dumps me on the couch in his locker room and tells me not to move off the sofa while he sets off to go get me some coffee. The rest of the guys had the wonderful task of dragging Mark into his locker room. I start to doze off when I remember Steph saying something about the creative team meeting again today. I jump off the couch to go tell her the idea I have and then fall on the floor again. Once I am able to stand again I set out on my journey. As I stand in the hallway I try to remember when they put moving walk ways backstage because as I stare at the floor it looks like its moving just like it used to do on the Jetsons cartoon. I laugh at myself, hiccup then set out to find Steph. Once I finally find her office I knock on the door. Somehow I am able to open the door and I go inside.
Stephanie is sitting at her desk, when she sees me starts laughing her ass off. Amazingly enough I am able to get myself into a chair before I collapse. " When I told you to enjoy the afternoon off I didn't think you would enjoy it this much. I'm assuming you didn't go get drunk alone so how many more of our Superstars are in the same condition as you?" I tell her Mark is the only one as bad as me, which sends her into another fit of giggles. " Mark, Mark Calloway otherwise known as the Undertaker? I can't believe you got him drunk." I tell her that's not all; I also have him at my mercy. I proceed to fill her in on what went on this afternoon. Her jaw dropped in shock when I told her about flashing the guys but she laughed even harder when I told her their reactions. Once we calmed down I figured it was time to tell her why I was there. " Ok on to business. I have a proposition for you Stephanie. Something that I think will guarantee a strong interest in the women's division at this year's Wrestle Mania. The question is can you help me accomplish it?" As Stephanie sits back in her chair I tell her my idea. I watch as her face goes from surprise to worry to pure enjoyment. If I can get her to get my idea the go ahead this year's Wrestle Mania will definitely be interesting and I will have my ultimate revenge on Alexia.
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Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the WWE or its Superstars.
" What I wanted to tell you guys is that last night after the show there was a creative meeting and the new women's champion was named." Trish and Lita turn to look at me because I had been told I was next in line. Yet as I glance at Stephanie I have a sinking feeling I've been replaced. " Well turns out my dad thinks it's a good idea to let Alexia win it. I tried talking him out of it but she seems to have charmed him. I'm really sorry Jess, I knew you were hoping to win the belt but as of next Monday's Raw Alexia will be the new champ." I sit there in shock. Is there nothing left in my life that Alexia can't touch?
I tell Stephanie I understand that's how the business goes. I tell the girls I will see them later but before I leave Steph tells me they have to hold another meeting later in the day so all of us are free for the afternoon as long as we get back for the show tonight. She tells me to use that time wisely to try to think of something to fix this and if I have any ideas to come to her. I wander down the hall aimlessly not really paying attention until I bump into someone. Before I can even apologize they start yelling at me. " Hey jackass why don't you watch where you're going. Oh sorry I didn't it was you Jessica. Sweetie you can bump into me anytime you want." I smile at Steve and hit him in the shoulder. " Buddy in the mood I'm in right now you're lucky I didn't run you over." Steve throws his arm around my shoulder and tells me to tell him my woes. We start down the hallway and head to the cafeteria. By the time we get there he has me doubled over laughing. I see Hunter, Mark, Glenn, Adam, and Chris sitting at a table in the corner so Steve and I head over there.
" Hey boys, looking good as usual. Is there an empty seat left for me?" As Hunter gets up to get me a seat I find one on my own. " Don't bother sweetie let Steve have that seat; I think I've found a seat right here." I proceed to sit down in Adam's lap. He puts his arms around my waist and pulls me to him. I see Hunter give him a threatening glare and I stick my tongue out at him. " See Hunter what did I tell you, she's a damn brat." I give Mark a glare. " Listen here dead man you just got back on my good side but you seem really eager to go back over to the dark side so keep it up and see what happens. I'm in a bad mood right now and it won't take much to set me off." When he asks me what's wrong I tell the guys what happened. I tell the guys not to get angry because I will take care of Alexia on my own terms in my own time.
" You know what guys I have all of this pent up energy and I don't know what to do with it, you have any ideas?" Hunter gives me a knowing smirk. " Baby as interesting as that idea is I was hoping to do something where my clothes get to stay on." I start laughing when Adam snaps his fingers and tells me there goes his idea too. Mark tells me to go to the gym and punch the bag a few times but that doesn't sound too fun either. Glenn suggests getting a massage from one of the trainers so all of my energy will just melt away. I think I will save that suggestion for a rainy day. Chris tells me I could always go shopping like most women do and I tell him I'm not like most women. Steve tells me he will take me to a bar and we could grab a couple of cold beers. As I sit there thinking for a minute I jump out of Adam's lap. " Steve that sounds like a great idea, lets all head to a bar but before we do that I know exactly what I want to do. So let's go."
" Come on Mark faster, can't you go any faster old man? That's it, just like that." I pull myself closer to Mark and wrap my arms around his waist when he tells me to hold on tighter. After much yelling, arguing, and yes I admit begging I finally convinced Mark to take me for a ride on his bike. We all piled into two cars and Mark drove his bike to a deserted road near the arena. I told the guys after I got to ride for a little while we could head for the bar. As we ride past the guys I wave at them. Hunter still looks nervous as hell that I'm on a bike. I had to promise him some very interesting sexual favors in order for him to let me get on the bike without any hassle. The guys are leaning against the cars looking kind of bored so I tell Mark to go down the road a little further because I have an idea. At first Mark is against it but the more he thinks about it he admits he wants to see their jaws drop. So we head back towards the guys again and as we get closer Mark slows down a little bit and I pull my shirt up and yell at the guys " Hey guys take a look at these". Mark and I start laughing so hard he has to pull over before we crash.
Adam was leaning on the edge of the car and was so shocked he fell on the ground. Chris's mouth was just hanging open. Glenn and Steven stood on the hoods of the cars and asked for another show. And Hunter my dear sweet lovable Hunter just fell against the car in shock. Once Mark recovers from laughing he pulls the bike over in front of them. Hunter comes over and picks me up off the bike and smacks my ass. I start to pout and poke my bottom lip out at him. " Baby are you mad at me? I'm really sorry." Hunter grabs me, kisses me then tells me when we get back to the room tonight I am getting a spanking. I start to laugh and tell him I've been a very bad girl and deserve one. Mark pats Hunter on the back and tells him I've had a spanking coming to me ever since I joined the company. Before I can flip him off Steve does it for me and tells Mark to back off. As Steve throws his arm around my shoulder guiding back me towards the car I glance back over my shoulder at Hunter and Mark and wave.
Once we all arrive at the bar Adam has finally regained his speech. I was starting to get worried about him. Glenn and Steve offer to buy me my drinks so I of course gladly accept and go search out a place for us all to sit. When we are all seated we each down a shot and have a beer. Hunter reminds me about the last time I drank and I also remind him about the last time he drank. He stares at me to see if I'm still mad but I smile at him to let him know I still don't blame him. But I still decide to take it slow and sip my beer. Mark, Glenn and of course Steve start downing beers like they are going out of fashion. Mark snaps his fingers to get my attention. " So little lady do you feel up to playing pool with an old man?" As I get up to join him at the pool table I tell him I am proud of him for finally admitting he's old. He smacks me on the ass as he walks by. All of the guys have come to watch us play. Chris racks the balls up for us.
As Mark lines up the shot to break the balls he stands back up. " How about we make this game a little more interesting? You up for it Darlin?" I tell him to name the stipulations. He says for every shot one of us misses we have to take a shot and the winner gets to decide what they want the loser to do. I agree to his terms. I would love nothing more then to have Mark at my mercy. There's just one problem. I really suck at pool.
I was doing pretty well in the beginning but as time went on my luck turned bad. I was just finishing downing shot number four when I noticed on the table there looked to be a lot more balls. When I asked the guys if the balls were multiplying they started laughing. Mark was laughing so hard he missed his shot. I guess I had the advantage since he had drunk so much more then me before we started playing. Mark had to down shot number three for him. The rest of the guys were enjoying themselves watching us two make asses of ourselves. Before we knew it Mark and I each had a ball left on the table. The only problem was both of our visions were pretty blurry by now and we can't tell the balls apart. I leaned on the table to take my shot and I started to slide off to the right. Luckily Adam pushed me back into position. I totally missed my ball so I had to take another shot. Mark leaned on the table and told me to watch carefully as he won.
When I saw a ball fall into the side pocket I started to groan. Mark actually started to do a victory dance around the table and let me tell you seeing a seven-foot man covered in tattoos dancing around a table like he has something down his pants is an interesting sight to behold. Glenn goes over to Mark and says something to him then I notice Mark turn red in the face. Steve comes over and lifts my arm in the arm. " And here is your pool champion Jessica." I look at Steve like he is nuts. I tell him I saw Mark sink a ball. Steve tells me he did sink a ball but it was the eight ball so I automatically win. I jump up in the air and squeal then I proceed to do my own victory dance but it's cut short when I trip over my own feet and fall behind the pool table. The guys lean over the side to see if I'm all right and I wave a hand in the air saying I'm ok. Hunter helps me up and I sag against him as we walk out of the bar. Steve says once we get back to the arena they are going to have to pump a lot of coffee into Mark and me.
When we get back to the arena Hunter dumps me on the couch in his locker room and tells me not to move off the sofa while he sets off to go get me some coffee. The rest of the guys had the wonderful task of dragging Mark into his locker room. I start to doze off when I remember Steph saying something about the creative team meeting again today. I jump off the couch to go tell her the idea I have and then fall on the floor again. Once I am able to stand again I set out on my journey. As I stand in the hallway I try to remember when they put moving walk ways backstage because as I stare at the floor it looks like its moving just like it used to do on the Jetsons cartoon. I laugh at myself, hiccup then set out to find Steph. Once I finally find her office I knock on the door. Somehow I am able to open the door and I go inside.
Stephanie is sitting at her desk, when she sees me starts laughing her ass off. Amazingly enough I am able to get myself into a chair before I collapse. " When I told you to enjoy the afternoon off I didn't think you would enjoy it this much. I'm assuming you didn't go get drunk alone so how many more of our Superstars are in the same condition as you?" I tell her Mark is the only one as bad as me, which sends her into another fit of giggles. " Mark, Mark Calloway otherwise known as the Undertaker? I can't believe you got him drunk." I tell her that's not all; I also have him at my mercy. I proceed to fill her in on what went on this afternoon. Her jaw dropped in shock when I told her about flashing the guys but she laughed even harder when I told her their reactions. Once we calmed down I figured it was time to tell her why I was there. " Ok on to business. I have a proposition for you Stephanie. Something that I think will guarantee a strong interest in the women's division at this year's Wrestle Mania. The question is can you help me accomplish it?" As Stephanie sits back in her chair I tell her my idea. I watch as her face goes from surprise to worry to pure enjoyment. If I can get her to get my idea the go ahead this year's Wrestle Mania will definitely be interesting and I will have my ultimate revenge on Alexia.
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