HI! This is just an experiment, so tips and reviews will be very helpful -
this is my first humorous fiction, as I usually write serious stuff.
Tell me how you like it! Ideas are VERY welcome!
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WELCOME TO THE YUGIOH CAST PREFORMS FAIRYTALES!
The first fairytale will be..hmm..uh...Tea, you choose.
Tea: I think we should choose Snow White, because it shows how friends should support each other - the dwarves are the friends, and Snow White.
Yugi: HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A DWARF?????
Tea: YES!
Yugi: (cries)
Tea: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
AZ: Ah - ha.. Now, the cast is set:
Seto Kaiba: prince charming, Tea: Snow White, Joey Wheeler: Evil Witch, Yugi: Dopey, Yami: Doc, Tristan: Horn Dwarf, Mai: huntsman, Malik: other dwarf, Bakura: Other dwarf number two,
Mai: Great. I have to be the cross dresser...
Yami: The indignity of it all..
So! LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED!
Tea is standing by the well, singing.
Seto comes by with earplugs, and pushes Tea into the well.
Tea: (falling) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! THAAAAAATSSSSS NOOOOOOT WHAAAAAAT FRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIEEEEENNNNNDDDDSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIP'SSSS AAALLLLL AAAAAaaaboooooooooooout..! (splash)
Seto: I was never your friend. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (walks away laughing)
~Later on when Tea is out of the well and watching her evil stepmother~
Joey: I AM SO PRETTY! (dances around looking at the mirrors)
Tea: (sweatdrop)
Joey: MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHERE IS THE BIGGEST SANDWHICH OF THEM ALL?
Mirror: Of all in the world / the largest sandwich lies within a young girl / standing behind your shoulder / looking upon us in horror.
Tea: (Looking upon them in horror as she stands behind Joey's shoulder) Um..uh-oh?
Joey: (Turns sharply on Tea glaring daggers) You..ate..MY..sandwich.MY BIGGEST SANDWICH!
Tea: (backing up) J-Joey..we can make another one, right? You can just..
Joey: HUNTSMAN! GET YOUR PRETTY BUTT OVER HERE!
Mai: (scuffles in hurriedly, examining her nails) What do you want me to hunt for you, O Hungry One?
Joey: Kill Tea and give me a sandwich when you are done.
Mai: (reaches for hideous weapon in her scary purple purse)
Joey: NOT HERE! I WILL LOOSE MY APPITITE!
Audience: (gasp) NO!
Tea: We have an audience?
Mai: No, you're seeing things.
Tea: Oh...
Suddenly, the huge stained glass windows portraying pictures of food shatters into a million pieces as none other than Seto swings through on a rope.
Seto: I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU, TEA, SO THAT WE WILL BE FREEEEEEEEEE!
Tea: (starry eyed)
Seto: (looks to ground and prepares to jump, then clings to rope in fear) So..high..up...can't...jump...(swings back out window)
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joey: Ooooooooh Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Mia: (Drags Tea outside into the corridor and down the steps)
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOO - (thump) - OOOOOOOOOO - (thump) - OOoooOOOooooOOOO! MAI! WATCH IT! I CAN WALK, YOU KNOW!
Mai: (ignores her and continues dragging her down the many steps)
Finally, after the many steps, they make it outside.
Seto: (Hanging by the rope in midair) DON'T WORRY, TEA! I WILL SAVE YOU! WE WILL BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mai: Someone's been eating sugar.
Seto: (takes off mask and turns out to be Mokuba) DID YOU SAY SUGAR?????
Tea: Ok, this is getting weird.
Mai: (drags tea away from Crazed Mokuba/Seto and into the Forest of Doom)
Mai: Prepare to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Tea: NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! (inflicts the ultimate weapon of Bambey eyes upon Mai)
Mai: (shielding eyes) Get away! Run into the forest! I cannot kill you any more! RUN! (begins sobbing hysterically on the ground, screaming 'Run!')
Tea: (backs away in fear) Um..I think I'll be -
Mai: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (runs like hell)
Poor Tea..when will she find her friends? Will Seto get off the rope safely? Will Joey get his sandwich? Will - Ok, you get the poing.
Tell me how you like it! Ideas are VERY welcome!
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WELCOME TO THE YUGIOH CAST PREFORMS FAIRYTALES!
The first fairytale will be..hmm..uh...Tea, you choose.
Tea: I think we should choose Snow White, because it shows how friends should support each other - the dwarves are the friends, and Snow White.
Yugi: HEY! ARE YOU CALLING ME A DWARF?????
Tea: YES!
Yugi: (cries)
Tea: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
AZ: Ah - ha.. Now, the cast is set:
Seto Kaiba: prince charming, Tea: Snow White, Joey Wheeler: Evil Witch, Yugi: Dopey, Yami: Doc, Tristan: Horn Dwarf, Mai: huntsman, Malik: other dwarf, Bakura: Other dwarf number two,
Mai: Great. I have to be the cross dresser...
Yami: The indignity of it all..
So! LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED!
Tea is standing by the well, singing.
Seto comes by with earplugs, and pushes Tea into the well.
Tea: (falling) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! THAAAAAATSSSSS NOOOOOOT WHAAAAAAT FRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIEEEEENNNNNDDDDSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIP'SSSS AAALLLLL AAAAAaaaboooooooooooout..! (splash)
Seto: I was never your friend. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (walks away laughing)
~Later on when Tea is out of the well and watching her evil stepmother~
Joey: I AM SO PRETTY! (dances around looking at the mirrors)
Tea: (sweatdrop)
Joey: MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHERE IS THE BIGGEST SANDWHICH OF THEM ALL?
Mirror: Of all in the world / the largest sandwich lies within a young girl / standing behind your shoulder / looking upon us in horror.
Tea: (Looking upon them in horror as she stands behind Joey's shoulder) Um..uh-oh?
Joey: (Turns sharply on Tea glaring daggers) You..ate..MY..sandwich.MY BIGGEST SANDWICH!
Tea: (backing up) J-Joey..we can make another one, right? You can just..
Joey: HUNTSMAN! GET YOUR PRETTY BUTT OVER HERE!
Mai: (scuffles in hurriedly, examining her nails) What do you want me to hunt for you, O Hungry One?
Joey: Kill Tea and give me a sandwich when you are done.
Mai: (reaches for hideous weapon in her scary purple purse)
Joey: NOT HERE! I WILL LOOSE MY APPITITE!
Audience: (gasp) NO!
Tea: We have an audience?
Mai: No, you're seeing things.
Tea: Oh...
Suddenly, the huge stained glass windows portraying pictures of food shatters into a million pieces as none other than Seto swings through on a rope.
Seto: I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU, TEA, SO THAT WE WILL BE FREEEEEEEEEE!
Tea: (starry eyed)
Seto: (looks to ground and prepares to jump, then clings to rope in fear) So..high..up...can't...jump...(swings back out window)
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joey: Ooooooooh Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Mia: (Drags Tea outside into the corridor and down the steps)
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOO - (thump) - OOOOOOOOOO - (thump) - OOoooOOOooooOOOO! MAI! WATCH IT! I CAN WALK, YOU KNOW!
Mai: (ignores her and continues dragging her down the many steps)
Finally, after the many steps, they make it outside.
Seto: (Hanging by the rope in midair) DON'T WORRY, TEA! I WILL SAVE YOU! WE WILL BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mai: Someone's been eating sugar.
Seto: (takes off mask and turns out to be Mokuba) DID YOU SAY SUGAR?????
Tea: Ok, this is getting weird.
Mai: (drags tea away from Crazed Mokuba/Seto and into the Forest of Doom)
Mai: Prepare to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Tea: NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! (inflicts the ultimate weapon of Bambey eyes upon Mai)
Mai: (shielding eyes) Get away! Run into the forest! I cannot kill you any more! RUN! (begins sobbing hysterically on the ground, screaming 'Run!')
Tea: (backs away in fear) Um..I think I'll be -
Mai: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (runs like hell)
Poor Tea..when will she find her friends? Will Seto get off the rope safely? Will Joey get his sandwich? Will - Ok, you get the poing.