CHAPTER TWO! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVIEWS! Sorry, I thought I had already
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Tea ran through the scary woods, chopping up branches of trees with her Random Ax that just.appeared..
Tea: DIE TREES DIE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hopeful - looking deer: (walks up and follows Tea)
Rabbit: (walks up and follows Tea from behind the deer)
Various other animals: (do the same thing)
Tea: (scared) Why are the animals following me? G-get away!
Animals: (growl)
Tea: (brandishes ax)
AZ: NO ANIMALS WILL BE HURT YOU EVIL TEA! (replaces ax with a flower)
Tea: O.o
Animals: NOOOOOOOO! THE FLOWER OF DEATH! (run away)
Tea: Thank Fluffy! Now then.where to go, where to go? (sees cottage) WOW! LUCKY ME!
Cottage: Eeeeeeeat me..EAAAAAAAAT ME!
Tea: O.o (goes in cottage anyway) Wow! What an UGLY place!
Suddenly, outside, singing starts!
Singing: I hate you, you hate me, we're a scary family, with a kick in the nose and blow in the hose, won't you let me smash your toes?
Tea: Oh no. Of all things. I better hide.in the.beds? (runs upstairs and pretends to sleep)
Singing stops, and people start tramping up the stairs, before halting upon seeing Tea.
Tea: (stares)
Dwarves: (stare)
Tea: HOBBITS! YAAAAAAY! (squeals) (suddenly turns grave) I do not have the Ring.
Dwarves: .
Frodo: (appears out of no where) I DO! SUCKERS! (disappears)
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My precicousssssssss..
Dwarves: .
Tea: (snaps out of it) (looks at Dwarves and thinks) How about we all be friends! My name is Snow White.let me see.you must be Ugly..and OH! You're Stupid..
Ugly: I'm HOT! (wets finger with his tongue and presses it on his hip, making a sizzling noise)
Stupid: Um.All right.here, have this apple.Bwahaha? It's poison.
Tea: OK! (takes apple and eats it)
Stupid: (turns into the witch/stepmother/Joey) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dwarves: (gasp)
Tea: (dies)
Stupid/witch/stepmother/Joey: BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait.I'm hungry.(eats apple) (dies)
Seto: (walks in) I am the Prince. I have to kiss one of the poisoned people so they will wake up and I will get one BILLION dollars! (puts pinky to his mouths and laughs evilly) But which one?
Dwarves: O.o
Seto: Hmmm.iny-meenie..minie-moe..(finger lands on Tea)
Seto whisks Tea up from the floor and bends her over his arm, in a flurry of beautiful, romantic music that the readers provide in their heads, and pulls from his pocket a Hershy's Kiss.
Tea: (wakes up, and eats Kiss)
Seto: (drops Tea) OK then. This is done. I'm talking to my agent. (pulls down curtain)
Cottage: EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEE!
Uh..the end?
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Tea ran through the scary woods, chopping up branches of trees with her Random Ax that just.appeared..
Tea: DIE TREES DIE!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hopeful - looking deer: (walks up and follows Tea)
Rabbit: (walks up and follows Tea from behind the deer)
Various other animals: (do the same thing)
Tea: (scared) Why are the animals following me? G-get away!
Animals: (growl)
Tea: (brandishes ax)
AZ: NO ANIMALS WILL BE HURT YOU EVIL TEA! (replaces ax with a flower)
Tea: O.o
Animals: NOOOOOOOO! THE FLOWER OF DEATH! (run away)
Tea: Thank Fluffy! Now then.where to go, where to go? (sees cottage) WOW! LUCKY ME!
Cottage: Eeeeeeeat me..EAAAAAAAAT ME!
Tea: O.o (goes in cottage anyway) Wow! What an UGLY place!
Suddenly, outside, singing starts!
Singing: I hate you, you hate me, we're a scary family, with a kick in the nose and blow in the hose, won't you let me smash your toes?
Tea: Oh no. Of all things. I better hide.in the.beds? (runs upstairs and pretends to sleep)
Singing stops, and people start tramping up the stairs, before halting upon seeing Tea.
Tea: (stares)
Dwarves: (stare)
Tea: HOBBITS! YAAAAAAY! (squeals) (suddenly turns grave) I do not have the Ring.
Dwarves: .
Frodo: (appears out of no where) I DO! SUCKERS! (disappears)
Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My precicousssssssss..
Dwarves: .
Tea: (snaps out of it) (looks at Dwarves and thinks) How about we all be friends! My name is Snow White.let me see.you must be Ugly..and OH! You're Stupid..
Ugly: I'm HOT! (wets finger with his tongue and presses it on his hip, making a sizzling noise)
Stupid: Um.All right.here, have this apple.Bwahaha? It's poison.
Tea: OK! (takes apple and eats it)
Stupid: (turns into the witch/stepmother/Joey) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dwarves: (gasp)
Tea: (dies)
Stupid/witch/stepmother/Joey: BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait.I'm hungry.(eats apple) (dies)
Seto: (walks in) I am the Prince. I have to kiss one of the poisoned people so they will wake up and I will get one BILLION dollars! (puts pinky to his mouths and laughs evilly) But which one?
Dwarves: O.o
Seto: Hmmm.iny-meenie..minie-moe..(finger lands on Tea)
Seto whisks Tea up from the floor and bends her over his arm, in a flurry of beautiful, romantic music that the readers provide in their heads, and pulls from his pocket a Hershy's Kiss.
Tea: (wakes up, and eats Kiss)
Seto: (drops Tea) OK then. This is done. I'm talking to my agent. (pulls down curtain)
Cottage: EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEE!
Uh..the end?