Pacey's Creek - Chapter 18:
Carter thundered down the road
In his sports car. He practically mowed
The hedgrows with the speed
Of the vehicle. But there was a deed
To be done. He had to murder Clear
And the unborn baby. Even though life was dear
To them all.
At her house Clear was wielding a blow torch
She was laughing insanely and running from her porch.
She was going to go to Carter's house and blow
His balls off. It would them glow.
Carter was halfway to Clear's when he passed Billy
Who was still trying to find Pacey which was silly.
Carter couldn't resist and knocked Billy over
He was sent flying onto the windscreen thinking of Dover
A place of great beauty. Carter couldn't see
With Billy in the way. Like Jack McPhee
When drunk the car was sent careening into the woods
And it struck a river; carter and Billy, bike and all. Floods
Errupted from the river and all was thought to be lost.
At home Alex was listening to Eminem, he loved that guy
Whether he was gay, straight or bi
He was a huge fan
Of such a great man
It was then that Stan
Came on. Alex remembered in the video a guy drove his car
Into water including his pregnant girlfriend which was too far.
Alex thought the video was disgusting much like the actor
That starred as Stan; he was a right minger.
Now wouldn't it have been some hilarious coincendence
That Clear was in the boot of Carter's car? By some twist
Of fate she was. She had crawled in whilst Carter had been driving
Now all three were sinking
To their doom.
- THE END -