Disclaimer: I don't own Slam Dunk
Bonjour :)
chapter 2.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mitsui~~~~~~
It's the weekend now and I'm looking for Sinnai. I want to ask her if she would like to play basketball with me.
I walked around the corner and see Sinnai.
God that girl was seriously spooky.
"Hi" I said to her, flashing my million dollar smile.
" Yo!" Sinnai replied smiling.
" Do you wanna-
" Of course I do" Sinnai said smiling and also jumping about on the spot for some reason.
" Err...of course I do what?" I asked feeling foolish.
Sinnai stared at me weirdly.
" Play basketball with you of course!"
O.o
Oh My God! Can this girl read minds!
" Of course I CAN read minds" Sinnnai said teasingly.
I stare at her.
God, this girl was WEIRD!
" Shit!"
Sinnai stared at me.
" Uh, something wrong Mitsui?"
I stared at Sinnai with pure horror!
Porn porn PORN!
Sinnai~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
" You were looking at porn sites!" I claimed, pointing an accusing finger at Mitsui.
Mitsui looked terrified.
SWEET.
" What, no! I er...."
" Save the excuses for someone who wants to listen" I said, " right now, I'm hungry"
Mitsui nodded his head.
As we walked, I was thinking about my Brilliant plan.
Blackmail Mitsui-------- good
Now, what on earth should I make him do.
I know what, I'll tell him to ask one of the teachers to shag him!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I stopped.
Mitsui is giving me weird looks.
Oh.
Screw that.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
After a while we arrived at a cafe. A boy comes to us and asks us what we would like.
" I would like some ice-cream please Fred." I asked giving him my sweet smile.
The boys looks shocked.
" How...how did you know my name?" He asked.
I looked at him strangely.
" Uh, you got a name tag on that says, ' Hi, my name is Fred, how can I help you?' " I said feeling annoyed.
Seriously, what is this world coming to?
Mitsui~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unfortunetly for Mitsui, he missed out the part where Sinnai explained now she knew the guys name.
Mitsui shooked his head.
Man, I have this weird feeling of Deja Vu again.
All of a sudden, a flying pig comes accross the room and hits Mitsui on the head and knocks him out cold.
Sinnai~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I looked at Mitsui lying on the floor. The boy Fred comes back to me and asked.
" What do you want me to do with him?"
Unfortunetly, my very dirty mind kept on thinking other thoughts.
Do with him. *Do with him* DO WITH HIM?????
Eww. Gross.
I looked at Fred and said sharply.
" You are not going to do anything with him!"
Fred looks at me strangely.
" Err...and would you like chocolate souce with that?"
All of a sudden an imaged popped in my mind. I saw Mitsui covered with Chocolate souce.
Hmmm.
Nice!
I stared down at Mitsui. I seriously don't now what to do with this guy.
I smiled.
I had a plan.
I took out my pink pen and drew hearts and stars all over Mitsui's face and wrote down, " I love Ayako"
Hehe.
I'm evil.
In fact, I'm the reincarnation of SATAN!
Muwhahahahahahahaha!
After ten minutes of drawing stupid stuff on Mitsui's head, I walked outside the cafe and headed for thte basketball court where I found Rukawa, Sakuragi, Miyagi and Ayako playing basketball.
" Hi guys!" I shouted out cheerfully.
Then turned round and smiled.
" Wanna play?" Ayako asked.
" Sure"
And Mitsui was completely forgotten..........for now.
Mitsui~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
God, my head hurts. Mitsui moaned.
He opened his eyes and found himself lying on the cafe floor with everyone looking at him. Feeling slightly embarrassed, he got up and looked for Sinnai.
" She's not here" The boy called Fred said.
Mitsui stared at him.
Can everyone read freaking bloody minds here!
" Uh, thannnnnnnks."
With that Mitsui walked out of the cafe, compelety oblivious to all the stares and laughing that he got.
Within minutes, Mitsui saw the basketball court and saw most of his friends.
" Hi guys-
Miyagi charged at Mitsui and punched him on the nose.
Soon, fists and legs were seen in a cloud of smoke.
Ayako sighed and took out her trusty paper fan and hit them both on the head with it.
" WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINKNIG YOUR DOING MIYAGI! AND FOR YOU MITSUI, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER!"
Miyagi glared at me and said sorry to Ayako. Then he turned round and whispered in my ear,
" I swear to you, I'll kill you if you touch Ayako!"
Feeling annoyed I replied,
" Whatever man!"
Why on earth would I want to touch Ayako for?
" Hi Mitsui!"
I looked around.
" Hi Sinnai, where did you go?"
" Here"
Sinnai~~~~~~~~
We all started to play basketball. Unfortunetly, our team was losing. Me, Ayako and Sakuragi.
Damn.
Mitsui just managed to steal the ball away from me.
Grrrrrrr.........
I chase after him and did my rubgy tackle.
Unfortunetly, rugby tackles weren't allowed in the game.
I glared at Mitsui as he smirked at me.
How dare he.
I managed to grab hold of the ball and I yelled out mainly to myself.
" I'm going to curse this ball!"
Before I knew it, Rukawa managed to grab it and take it away.
Damn Rukawa.
Stupid Rukawa.
Rukawa with chocolate souce.......hmmm.
I got snapped out of my trance when I hread Ayako yelling at me to pay attention.
I looked at Mitsui and to my shock, he had one of his hands over his *ahem* balls. And so did his other team mates. Even Rukawa.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That is soooooo funny."
Mitsui glared at me.
I ran after him.
His hand is still on his balls, almost like he was protecting it or something.
" So, what's with your hands on your balls?" I asked.
Mitsui glared at me as if I was stupid.
" You said that you were going to CRUSH our balls!"
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mitsui glared at me harder.
Hahahahaha! Did he really think that I said that? Hahahahahaha!
" I didn't say that I was going to crush your balls, I said that I was going to curse the ball!"
Mitsui snorted.
" Yare Yare"
All of a sudden, another pig hit Mitsui on the head again.
" OH FUCKING LORD!" Mitsui cursed out loud, rubbing his head.
" Oh for the love of CHEESE Mitsui, please don't use God's name in vain!" I told him.
Mitsui glared at me.
The writing on his head still remains unknown to Mitsui.
End of chapter 2.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/n: Sorry about that guys. Yes I know, it's too short and it ain't that funny. It's wasn't my fault I tell you! IT wasn't! * men in white coats drags author away * I just wanted to tell you sorry for not updating for a very long time. Well, I was busy. Anyway, I just wanted to say that the CRUSH MY BALLS part really did happen to me in real life. I was playing soccer with my friends and some boys when I told them that I was going to curse the ball. Anyway, they heard wrong and thought that I said that I was going to crush their balls. It was really funny though. You should have seen their faces. You should have seen them, trying to play soccer with their hands over their balls as well. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and sorry if there are any spelling mistakes. My P.C's screwed. The spelling check doesn't work for some reason unknown to man.
Oh ya, I want to tell you something about the ten commandments. Well, there's really eleven. It's:
Thou shall review this story, if not, thou shall suffer a very painfull death.
Lol.
Bonjour :)
chapter 2.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mitsui~~~~~~
It's the weekend now and I'm looking for Sinnai. I want to ask her if she would like to play basketball with me.
I walked around the corner and see Sinnai.
God that girl was seriously spooky.
"Hi" I said to her, flashing my million dollar smile.
" Yo!" Sinnai replied smiling.
" Do you wanna-
" Of course I do" Sinnai said smiling and also jumping about on the spot for some reason.
" Err...of course I do what?" I asked feeling foolish.
Sinnai stared at me weirdly.
" Play basketball with you of course!"
O.o
Oh My God! Can this girl read minds!
" Of course I CAN read minds" Sinnnai said teasingly.
I stare at her.
God, this girl was WEIRD!
" Shit!"
Sinnai stared at me.
" Uh, something wrong Mitsui?"
I stared at Sinnai with pure horror!
Porn porn PORN!
Sinnai~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
" You were looking at porn sites!" I claimed, pointing an accusing finger at Mitsui.
Mitsui looked terrified.
SWEET.
" What, no! I er...."
" Save the excuses for someone who wants to listen" I said, " right now, I'm hungry"
Mitsui nodded his head.
As we walked, I was thinking about my Brilliant plan.
Blackmail Mitsui-------- good
Now, what on earth should I make him do.
I know what, I'll tell him to ask one of the teachers to shag him!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I stopped.
Mitsui is giving me weird looks.
Oh.
Screw that.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
After a while we arrived at a cafe. A boy comes to us and asks us what we would like.
" I would like some ice-cream please Fred." I asked giving him my sweet smile.
The boys looks shocked.
" How...how did you know my name?" He asked.
I looked at him strangely.
" Uh, you got a name tag on that says, ' Hi, my name is Fred, how can I help you?' " I said feeling annoyed.
Seriously, what is this world coming to?
Mitsui~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Unfortunetly for Mitsui, he missed out the part where Sinnai explained now she knew the guys name.
Mitsui shooked his head.
Man, I have this weird feeling of Deja Vu again.
All of a sudden, a flying pig comes accross the room and hits Mitsui on the head and knocks him out cold.
Sinnai~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I looked at Mitsui lying on the floor. The boy Fred comes back to me and asked.
" What do you want me to do with him?"
Unfortunetly, my very dirty mind kept on thinking other thoughts.
Do with him. *Do with him* DO WITH HIM?????
Eww. Gross.
I looked at Fred and said sharply.
" You are not going to do anything with him!"
Fred looks at me strangely.
" Err...and would you like chocolate souce with that?"
All of a sudden an imaged popped in my mind. I saw Mitsui covered with Chocolate souce.
Hmmm.
Nice!
I stared down at Mitsui. I seriously don't now what to do with this guy.
I smiled.
I had a plan.
I took out my pink pen and drew hearts and stars all over Mitsui's face and wrote down, " I love Ayako"
Hehe.
I'm evil.
In fact, I'm the reincarnation of SATAN!
Muwhahahahahahahaha!
After ten minutes of drawing stupid stuff on Mitsui's head, I walked outside the cafe and headed for thte basketball court where I found Rukawa, Sakuragi, Miyagi and Ayako playing basketball.
" Hi guys!" I shouted out cheerfully.
Then turned round and smiled.
" Wanna play?" Ayako asked.
" Sure"
And Mitsui was completely forgotten..........for now.
Mitsui~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
God, my head hurts. Mitsui moaned.
He opened his eyes and found himself lying on the cafe floor with everyone looking at him. Feeling slightly embarrassed, he got up and looked for Sinnai.
" She's not here" The boy called Fred said.
Mitsui stared at him.
Can everyone read freaking bloody minds here!
" Uh, thannnnnnnks."
With that Mitsui walked out of the cafe, compelety oblivious to all the stares and laughing that he got.
Within minutes, Mitsui saw the basketball court and saw most of his friends.
" Hi guys-
Miyagi charged at Mitsui and punched him on the nose.
Soon, fists and legs were seen in a cloud of smoke.
Ayako sighed and took out her trusty paper fan and hit them both on the head with it.
" WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINKNIG YOUR DOING MIYAGI! AND FOR YOU MITSUI, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER!"
Miyagi glared at me and said sorry to Ayako. Then he turned round and whispered in my ear,
" I swear to you, I'll kill you if you touch Ayako!"
Feeling annoyed I replied,
" Whatever man!"
Why on earth would I want to touch Ayako for?
" Hi Mitsui!"
I looked around.
" Hi Sinnai, where did you go?"
" Here"
Sinnai~~~~~~~~
We all started to play basketball. Unfortunetly, our team was losing. Me, Ayako and Sakuragi.
Damn.
Mitsui just managed to steal the ball away from me.
Grrrrrrr.........
I chase after him and did my rubgy tackle.
Unfortunetly, rugby tackles weren't allowed in the game.
I glared at Mitsui as he smirked at me.
How dare he.
I managed to grab hold of the ball and I yelled out mainly to myself.
" I'm going to curse this ball!"
Before I knew it, Rukawa managed to grab it and take it away.
Damn Rukawa.
Stupid Rukawa.
Rukawa with chocolate souce.......hmmm.
I got snapped out of my trance when I hread Ayako yelling at me to pay attention.
I looked at Mitsui and to my shock, he had one of his hands over his *ahem* balls. And so did his other team mates. Even Rukawa.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"That is soooooo funny."
Mitsui glared at me.
I ran after him.
His hand is still on his balls, almost like he was protecting it or something.
" So, what's with your hands on your balls?" I asked.
Mitsui glared at me as if I was stupid.
" You said that you were going to CRUSH our balls!"
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mitsui glared at me harder.
Hahahahaha! Did he really think that I said that? Hahahahahaha!
" I didn't say that I was going to crush your balls, I said that I was going to curse the ball!"
Mitsui snorted.
" Yare Yare"
All of a sudden, another pig hit Mitsui on the head again.
" OH FUCKING LORD!" Mitsui cursed out loud, rubbing his head.
" Oh for the love of CHEESE Mitsui, please don't use God's name in vain!" I told him.
Mitsui glared at me.
The writing on his head still remains unknown to Mitsui.
End of chapter 2.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/n: Sorry about that guys. Yes I know, it's too short and it ain't that funny. It's wasn't my fault I tell you! IT wasn't! * men in white coats drags author away * I just wanted to tell you sorry for not updating for a very long time. Well, I was busy. Anyway, I just wanted to say that the CRUSH MY BALLS part really did happen to me in real life. I was playing soccer with my friends and some boys when I told them that I was going to curse the ball. Anyway, they heard wrong and thought that I said that I was going to crush their balls. It was really funny though. You should have seen their faces. You should have seen them, trying to play soccer with their hands over their balls as well. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and sorry if there are any spelling mistakes. My P.C's screwed. The spelling check doesn't work for some reason unknown to man.
Oh ya, I want to tell you something about the ten commandments. Well, there's really eleven. It's:
Thou shall review this story, if not, thou shall suffer a very painfull death.
Lol.