ATTACK OF THE KILLER PERCUSSIONISTS
...BTW this never actually happened but includes people (under changed names of course, at least most of them) that actually exist that I know...so if anything sounds really familiar...maybe we're from the same school...or maybe percussionists (and other band members of course) are really the same everywhere...
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Characters....
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Percussionists (bad guys)
Mr. E---Perc instructor, Nazi leader, head of all EVIL-doing
Lissa--not actually evil but never leaves the band room, i think she lives there. also i think her hands have fused to her marimba mallets
Ricky--Evil? maybe...but his older brother was a tenor sax so he's probably safe. Bass drum. the big one.
Mike--EVIL don't doubt me, he's definatley in line with Mr. E-defying him at every turn but in line with him nevertheless. and upset because he has to play with...a freshman and a girl. Tenor drums of course.
Fred--EVIL to the core...and don't ever call him Freddy...if you want to live that is...if you've got a death wish then sure...I hate this kid. short prissy and he's got major attitude problems. Snare. but pissed because he wasn't good enough for the tenors.
Barbara--not strictly evil, but she's friends with Nick S (alto sax) and is probably ripping off his plans for world domination...and she could do it because she's a sweet little girly-girl (a good diversionary tactic) and plays next to Mike who has major power. You got it, tenors
Tim--wouldn't be EVIL but is influenced by Mike who holds him as his slave...after awhile he serves him voluntarily and is his perfect little stooge. so definatley in Mr. E's army of evilness.
Other not so major perc.ists-
snares-Moe, Andy T,
basses-Tara P, Ray, Leon, Morgan
pitters-Katie, Addy O, Lora,
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GOOD GUYS (finally...)
Mr. B---senior BD, head honcho, top of the hill, the buck stops here, God,...but a little scatterbrained in a creative genius way. Composes his own music and often arranges it for MB shows.
Mrs. W---Lord help us all...Assistant band director and may the day never come when she's full director...obsessed with the clarinets (not that that would be so bad if she could actually play it worth anything)
Field Commanders
Andy S--Cut up, loves attention, but can be serious...no, really! has a little bro in the trumpets
Beth--kinda like Andy, but more serious more often. higher in seniority than him after all. has a sis in the mellophones
[both FC's also play the baritone in CB]
winds (yay!)
Nick S--good guy? i guess i have to put him here. Against the perc for sure. that's a plus. Definate plans with his little apprentice for world domination. alto sax
Adam--Nick's appentice. again with the questionable good guy staus, but again against perc...that's something at least. alto sax
Meghan--senior, best in her section...but that doesn't make her stuck up. a nice person...yay! one for our side! alto sax
Zeb--exactly what he sounds like...a bit strange, but he's a good musician and a section leader in the...trumpets
Me--I had to turn up sooner or later didn't I? clarinet of course
Annabella--head honcha in the clars. senior, 1st chair, recognized leader...clarinet of course
Marcia--cut-up, b*tch, thinks she's all that but, god, i hate her. clarinet, unfortunatly
Tara S--way too peppy, I have a problem with little girls with silver sticks...but anyone against the perc. is an ally of mine...piccolo
Conner--great guy, even if he is a FB player. will probably inherit the school when Nick S graduates. trombone
George--what else to say but TUBA??
Kris--AHHH! my stalker. flute
Eliza--hard core leader in the flag corps...clar in CB
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wow that took up more space than i hoped...
next chapter for some actual story?
I hope I didn't leave out any sections...
if I did please tell me...I can always add more...
if I offended you don't be afraid to send flames...
I like fire...play with fire!!!
you probably shouldn't let me do that...
but seriously, these aren't meant to be you...
unless you're from my school...in which case???
please R&R
...BTW this never actually happened but includes people (under changed names of course, at least most of them) that actually exist that I know...so if anything sounds really familiar...maybe we're from the same school...or maybe percussionists (and other band members of course) are really the same everywhere...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Characters....
-------------------------------------------
Percussionists (bad guys)
Mr. E---Perc instructor, Nazi leader, head of all EVIL-doing
Lissa--not actually evil but never leaves the band room, i think she lives there. also i think her hands have fused to her marimba mallets
Ricky--Evil? maybe...but his older brother was a tenor sax so he's probably safe. Bass drum. the big one.
Mike--EVIL don't doubt me, he's definatley in line with Mr. E-defying him at every turn but in line with him nevertheless. and upset because he has to play with...a freshman and a girl. Tenor drums of course.
Fred--EVIL to the core...and don't ever call him Freddy...if you want to live that is...if you've got a death wish then sure...I hate this kid. short prissy and he's got major attitude problems. Snare. but pissed because he wasn't good enough for the tenors.
Barbara--not strictly evil, but she's friends with Nick S (alto sax) and is probably ripping off his plans for world domination...and she could do it because she's a sweet little girly-girl (a good diversionary tactic) and plays next to Mike who has major power. You got it, tenors
Tim--wouldn't be EVIL but is influenced by Mike who holds him as his slave...after awhile he serves him voluntarily and is his perfect little stooge. so definatley in Mr. E's army of evilness.
Other not so major perc.ists-
snares-Moe, Andy T,
basses-Tara P, Ray, Leon, Morgan
pitters-Katie, Addy O, Lora,
---------------------------------------------
GOOD GUYS (finally...)
Mr. B---senior BD, head honcho, top of the hill, the buck stops here, God,...but a little scatterbrained in a creative genius way. Composes his own music and often arranges it for MB shows.
Mrs. W---Lord help us all...Assistant band director and may the day never come when she's full director...obsessed with the clarinets (not that that would be so bad if she could actually play it worth anything)
Field Commanders
Andy S--Cut up, loves attention, but can be serious...no, really! has a little bro in the trumpets
Beth--kinda like Andy, but more serious more often. higher in seniority than him after all. has a sis in the mellophones
[both FC's also play the baritone in CB]
winds (yay!)
Nick S--good guy? i guess i have to put him here. Against the perc for sure. that's a plus. Definate plans with his little apprentice for world domination. alto sax
Adam--Nick's appentice. again with the questionable good guy staus, but again against perc...that's something at least. alto sax
Meghan--senior, best in her section...but that doesn't make her stuck up. a nice person...yay! one for our side! alto sax
Zeb--exactly what he sounds like...a bit strange, but he's a good musician and a section leader in the...trumpets
Me--I had to turn up sooner or later didn't I? clarinet of course
Annabella--head honcha in the clars. senior, 1st chair, recognized leader...clarinet of course
Marcia--cut-up, b*tch, thinks she's all that but, god, i hate her. clarinet, unfortunatly
Tara S--way too peppy, I have a problem with little girls with silver sticks...but anyone against the perc. is an ally of mine...piccolo
Conner--great guy, even if he is a FB player. will probably inherit the school when Nick S graduates. trombone
George--what else to say but TUBA??
Kris--AHHH! my stalker. flute
Eliza--hard core leader in the flag corps...clar in CB
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
wow that took up more space than i hoped...
next chapter for some actual story?
I hope I didn't leave out any sections...
if I did please tell me...I can always add more...
if I offended you don't be afraid to send flames...
I like fire...play with fire!!!
you probably shouldn't let me do that...
but seriously, these aren't meant to be you...
unless you're from my school...in which case???
please R&R