A/N: Poll is closed! ^_^ Most wanted traditional or/and obvious pairings.
Mwee hee hee.I'm going to have fun in the next few chapters! : ) Since few
voted, I can include most requests. A bit of fluff, but no major mushiness!
Thanks people for giving me ideas and voting, by the way!
DISCLAIMER: You know the drill: I do not own LotR, don't sue.
*Drumroll* I give you: THE FELLOWSHIP ON ROLLER SKATES!!!!
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Loud, booming music sounded and bright, coloured lights flashed as our favourite misplaced heroes stepped into 'the heart of Boogie World'. The group looked around in awe, not noticing the stares everyone was giving them. Gimli stepped in front of a large, blue flashing light and started poking it in curiosity.
"By Durin's beard, what kind of devilry is this?" He exclaimed. He wasn't answered, though, as a strange-looking young woman ushered him and the Fellowship into a small room filled with..
"Boots on wheels? What lunacy. How would you be able to stop yourself rolling down a hill? It's utterly useless for battle: no control!" Legolas mused. The odd woman swept over to them: odd to them because she was covered in earrings, eyebrow rings and seemed to be skewered in round sparkling needles. Nobody dared say anything: she looked so frightening. 'This woman makes even the fiercest Uruk warrior look cute', shivered the elf.
"Alright, boys, what size are you?" No answer. She sighed. "Fine, I'll take a guess." She walked away, and came back with nine wheeled boots, and gave the out. "Just put on the boots and go right through there", she indicated to a door to their left. "Please do not leave this building with your skates on. There is a refreshment bar at one end of the hall. Enjoy yourselves." She said all of this monotonously, as though she had recited it a thousand times. The woman turned to Legolas. "By the way," she said, "like the hair." Legolas went pink to match his hair, but dared not say anything. The frightening female left the confused group to their own devices. They all stared down at their boots, then at Gandalf.
"Well, hurry up and put them on! Perhaps this is a ritual to complete before we are sent back." The Fellowship did as they we told. Gimli was the first to attempt standing up. He failed, falling on his backside with a heavy 'thud'. The rest of the Fellowship sniggered.
"Gah! How on Middle Earth are you supposed to walk in these?!?" He grumbled indignantly. Legolas smirked, and stood up, posture perfect and unwavering with an air of superiority only an elf can bear. The Fellowship laughed at Gimli some more, but that just made him more indignant.
"Pah! I'd like to see you fellow mortals try!" So they did. None quite as successful as Legolas, though. At least Gandalf, Aragorn and Boromir managed to stand up on their first go, not without wobbling a little, though..'a little' being an understatement for Boromir, who had still not gotten over the graveyard incident, and who wobbled all over the place, not quite falling down, but not quite standing, either. At last the hobbits managed to get up, only by forming a chain of four, though. It would have been more successful if Frodo hadn't lost his balance..the hobbits went down like a row of dominoes. Pippin, who was on the end of the line, desperately grabbed onto the nearest object, which happened to be Boromir's trouser leg. Thus the hobbits went down, along with Boromir and his trousers. The rest of the Fellowship were killing themselves laughing. Even Legolas was having a hard time keeping himself upright and on his feet!
"Pink hearts and fairies??? You wear boxer shorts with p-p-pink hearts and f-f." choked Aragorn. Boromir quickly righted himself and tidied himself up, face scarlet. Now the hobbits joined in with the laughter.
"Enough of this foolishness", said Gandalf between snorts. We don't have all the time in the world, you know." The hobbits scrambled to their feet as fast as they could. Gimli kept trying to get up, but couldn't, so he had to be half carried, half dragged into the hall by Aragorn and a disgruntled Legolas.
"I don't see why I have to support this great lump- he has done nothing but antagonise me all evening!"
"You think I like the situation any better than you do, elf?" the dwarf snarled.
"Actually I quite like being on wheels. It's kind of fun when you're light and skilled enough to get the balance right.unlike some-"
"Shut it!"
So the fellowship entered the hall, none of them considering that they might have to pay...
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A/N: Aren't I cruel? ^_^ Please leave a review, people! Next time: the Fellowship have some fun, and familiar faces turn up at the skating hall.. and Legolas finds himself the centre of attention! =^_^=
DISCLAIMER: You know the drill: I do not own LotR, don't sue.
*Drumroll* I give you: THE FELLOWSHIP ON ROLLER SKATES!!!!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Loud, booming music sounded and bright, coloured lights flashed as our favourite misplaced heroes stepped into 'the heart of Boogie World'. The group looked around in awe, not noticing the stares everyone was giving them. Gimli stepped in front of a large, blue flashing light and started poking it in curiosity.
"By Durin's beard, what kind of devilry is this?" He exclaimed. He wasn't answered, though, as a strange-looking young woman ushered him and the Fellowship into a small room filled with..
"Boots on wheels? What lunacy. How would you be able to stop yourself rolling down a hill? It's utterly useless for battle: no control!" Legolas mused. The odd woman swept over to them: odd to them because she was covered in earrings, eyebrow rings and seemed to be skewered in round sparkling needles. Nobody dared say anything: she looked so frightening. 'This woman makes even the fiercest Uruk warrior look cute', shivered the elf.
"Alright, boys, what size are you?" No answer. She sighed. "Fine, I'll take a guess." She walked away, and came back with nine wheeled boots, and gave the out. "Just put on the boots and go right through there", she indicated to a door to their left. "Please do not leave this building with your skates on. There is a refreshment bar at one end of the hall. Enjoy yourselves." She said all of this monotonously, as though she had recited it a thousand times. The woman turned to Legolas. "By the way," she said, "like the hair." Legolas went pink to match his hair, but dared not say anything. The frightening female left the confused group to their own devices. They all stared down at their boots, then at Gandalf.
"Well, hurry up and put them on! Perhaps this is a ritual to complete before we are sent back." The Fellowship did as they we told. Gimli was the first to attempt standing up. He failed, falling on his backside with a heavy 'thud'. The rest of the Fellowship sniggered.
"Gah! How on Middle Earth are you supposed to walk in these?!?" He grumbled indignantly. Legolas smirked, and stood up, posture perfect and unwavering with an air of superiority only an elf can bear. The Fellowship laughed at Gimli some more, but that just made him more indignant.
"Pah! I'd like to see you fellow mortals try!" So they did. None quite as successful as Legolas, though. At least Gandalf, Aragorn and Boromir managed to stand up on their first go, not without wobbling a little, though..'a little' being an understatement for Boromir, who had still not gotten over the graveyard incident, and who wobbled all over the place, not quite falling down, but not quite standing, either. At last the hobbits managed to get up, only by forming a chain of four, though. It would have been more successful if Frodo hadn't lost his balance..the hobbits went down like a row of dominoes. Pippin, who was on the end of the line, desperately grabbed onto the nearest object, which happened to be Boromir's trouser leg. Thus the hobbits went down, along with Boromir and his trousers. The rest of the Fellowship were killing themselves laughing. Even Legolas was having a hard time keeping himself upright and on his feet!
"Pink hearts and fairies??? You wear boxer shorts with p-p-pink hearts and f-f." choked Aragorn. Boromir quickly righted himself and tidied himself up, face scarlet. Now the hobbits joined in with the laughter.
"Enough of this foolishness", said Gandalf between snorts. We don't have all the time in the world, you know." The hobbits scrambled to their feet as fast as they could. Gimli kept trying to get up, but couldn't, so he had to be half carried, half dragged into the hall by Aragorn and a disgruntled Legolas.
"I don't see why I have to support this great lump- he has done nothing but antagonise me all evening!"
"You think I like the situation any better than you do, elf?" the dwarf snarled.
"Actually I quite like being on wheels. It's kind of fun when you're light and skilled enough to get the balance right.unlike some-"
"Shut it!"
So the fellowship entered the hall, none of them considering that they might have to pay...
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A/N: Aren't I cruel? ^_^ Please leave a review, people! Next time: the Fellowship have some fun, and familiar faces turn up at the skating hall.. and Legolas finds himself the centre of attention! =^_^=