Chapter 10
Giles Apartment
Buffy: I've called both Xander and Willow. Neither of them have seen Angel, but something Xander said is starting to bother me.
Giles: What would that be?
Buffy: Well, he said that Anya might know where Angel is.
Giles: Have Angel and Anya even met?
Buffy: Not that I know of. But that wasn't the worst part. He said that she was convinced she was in love with him.
Giles: Willow . . .
Buffy: Has learned her lesson, the hard way. The only spell she has cast is the one to restore Spike's soul.
Giles: No, it can't be.
Buffy: Can't be what?
Giles: That her spell went that wrong. Instead of giving Spike his soul . . . making Anya and Angel think they're in love.
Buffy: I'll call Anya, find Angel, and call Willow. You do what you do best . . . research.
Giles: Yes, that will be best.
Anya's Apartment
Angel and Anya are making out. Ring! Ring!
Anya: I'll answer the phone so we can get on with the orgasms.
Angel: You do that.
Anya: Hello! This is Anya! What do you want? Angel and I were about to . . .
Buffy: Anya, I don't want to hear about it. Just let me talk to Angel.
Anya: Fine. (to Angel) Here it's Buffy.
She hands him the phone.
Angel: Hey Buffy!
Buffy: Hey! We need you and Anya to meet us at Giles Apartment for a scooby meeting. There's a new big bad in town.
Angel: Okay. We'll be right there.
He hangs up the phone.
Angel: Let's go.
Anya: But we were in the middle of preparing for an orgasm.
Angel: It'll have to wait . . . scooby meeting.
Anya: OK.
The End
Of Chapter 10 that is.
Giles Apartment
Buffy: I've called both Xander and Willow. Neither of them have seen Angel, but something Xander said is starting to bother me.
Giles: What would that be?
Buffy: Well, he said that Anya might know where Angel is.
Giles: Have Angel and Anya even met?
Buffy: Not that I know of. But that wasn't the worst part. He said that she was convinced she was in love with him.
Giles: Willow . . .
Buffy: Has learned her lesson, the hard way. The only spell she has cast is the one to restore Spike's soul.
Giles: No, it can't be.
Buffy: Can't be what?
Giles: That her spell went that wrong. Instead of giving Spike his soul . . . making Anya and Angel think they're in love.
Buffy: I'll call Anya, find Angel, and call Willow. You do what you do best . . . research.
Giles: Yes, that will be best.
Anya's Apartment
Angel and Anya are making out. Ring! Ring!
Anya: I'll answer the phone so we can get on with the orgasms.
Angel: You do that.
Anya: Hello! This is Anya! What do you want? Angel and I were about to . . .
Buffy: Anya, I don't want to hear about it. Just let me talk to Angel.
Anya: Fine. (to Angel) Here it's Buffy.
She hands him the phone.
Angel: Hey Buffy!
Buffy: Hey! We need you and Anya to meet us at Giles Apartment for a scooby meeting. There's a new big bad in town.
Angel: Okay. We'll be right there.
He hangs up the phone.
Angel: Let's go.
Anya: But we were in the middle of preparing for an orgasm.
Angel: It'll have to wait . . . scooby meeting.
Anya: OK.
The End
Of Chapter 10 that is.