Chapter 4: In the Laundry Bucket (Alternating between Hybrid Theory and System of a Down)
(It's a crappy day up here, so you guys get another chapter, keep reviewing and tell me what you want next, since as much as I love writing it, I think this story's windin on down. Enjoy!)
Kenshin and Kaoru, moving stealthily to avoid waking Yahiko, slid into the dojo, and padded off to Kaoru's room. As they passed the kitchen, the Battousai grabbed sudden control. What are you- "Kaoru…I think I left the cherry sauce out…" Well it's worth a shot! Oh come on, it's not like SHE has that damn fantasy, she'd probably throw us out on our ass if I mentioned it, which is why I gave you the job of trying to slip it in. SUBTLY. Oh give it a chance…
"Umm…actually…maybe we could…have some…" Kaoru was mortally embarrassed. Maybe that entire reading-the-opponents-feelings Hiten Mistorugi thing really works!
Pwned. The read-the-opponents-feelings Hiten Mitsorugi thing never fails! That's really it's name? Well yeah! "Of course, Kaoru…why don't we take it with us?" The Battousai grinned evilly, as the Rurouni returned and smiled pleasantly. "I live for your happiness, Kaoru…don't hesitate to ask for anything." He grabbed the jar of cherry sauce and continued on the way to Kaoru's room.
Kaoru followed, thinking I wish he hadn't broken all the bokkens…
*
When she reached the room, Kenshin was quietly sitting on her futon, sakabatou leaning against a wall, his eyes hopeful. The moonlight, filtered through the rice-paper walls, caught highlights in his red hair, and lent one purple eye a small glimmer. Pathetic, you're twice my age and the best you can do is look cute!? Maybe I can look INNOCENT, because unlike you I am.
Whatever he looked like, although Kaoru leaned towards cute, she loved it. Kaoru crossed the room in a few long strides, and forced him down under her, undoing his mane and running her fingers through it while she kissed him passionately. His hands found her Obi, and began to undo the knot. Part of her wanted to stop him, tell him that it was to soon, and they were unmarried, but the rest saw his hopeful face and her deep love for him, and continued the kiss.
Jesus, woman, can we get a breath in here? Quiet, I'm trying to enjoy this, and while it's doubtful anything could stop me they might detract from the experience. Her Kimono made a silken puddle on the floor, and he tossed her obi and hair ribbon after it. After a final caress she left his hair and set to work at exposing his smooth and muscled chest. So warm… they both thought. So soft.
Soon they stood before each other, naked and aroused. Hmm, apparently I've grown since 15… A benefit of a virtuous life. Guess so, it's not like it could have been EXERCIZE. Well she isn't doing so bad herself…I wish I could get a handful of that… You can, remember? It's gonna take a while to get used to this…
Kenshin stepped forward, and enfolded Kaoru in his strong arms. She had been shivering slightly as they examined each other on the cold floor, and both were grateful for the warmth that being together brought them. They each felt the others various aroused organs pressing against them, and both savored the feeling. Let's take this to the sack!
Kenshin stepped back and folded back a corner of the futon's blanket, inviting Kaoru in. So very polite… She accepted, and immediately peeled back the other corner for him. Once they had both slid under, he pulled her to himself, spooning against her, hovering outside without yet entering.
What are you waiting for?! Ummm…what Sano said about…the thing…will it really hurt that much? I hope not, because the read-the-oppon-what does it say!? Fine, IT says that she's about to-
To late. Kaoru was hungering for release, and simply slid down onto him, loving the way he tensed in surprise, squeezing her breasts and driving himself deeper. Yeah. That. Umm look, thanks and all, you've brought up my estimaion of you, but I think I can take it from here. Bye now! But wait, you didn't remember the-
It was to late. Kenshin let go of the outside world, and the Battousai was stuck sputtering in the back of his mind. The lovers continued to please each other for several hours, until exhaustion brought them both down.
The cherry sauce lay forgotten next to the futon.
*
It was the first time in her entire life that Kaoru woke up before Kenshin. She decided to savor the feeling.
They lay rather comfortably beneath the blankets of the futon, safe from the chill of the winter morning outside. As far as she was concerned, they could stay like this forever. She was spooned up to Kenshin, whose face was breathing gently into her hair, and occasionally brushing against her ear. He was warm against her back, and his hands conveyed the feeling to her front, too.
She was worried that she might have to spend a while waiting for him to get up, trying not to move, but soon the breathing by her ear changed subtly.
Who'd of thunk? You actually did it! Fuck yeah! And all it took was for the 15 year old killer asleep inside of me to wake up and tell me what to do. Your damn straight! And next time let me handle it, you completely forgot the cherry sauce. Although your endurance without it WAS quite impressive…was it 4 or 5 times? The first couple kinda blended… Umm, ok, even tough I'm talking to MYSELF this is uncomfortable.
"Good morning, Kaoru," He said, with his usual politeness. "Did you sleep well?" She giggled. "Well no, but I think we're both glad for that." Kaoru craned her neck around for a good morning kiss. "I should really wake Yahiko…if nothing else because if he catches us we'll never hear the end of it, AND he'll tell Sano, AND he'll be scarred for life."
"I'll get him, Kaoru, if it's my fault you were awake all night then I should allow you to sleep in." "Oh be quiet, you're always to servile! Not only did I do half the work last night keeping US up, but also I should thank you for keeping me up. You were incredible…"
What, did she think any student of the Hiten Mistorugi Ryu would not be skillful with any sword? Well I don't particularly care, as long as she's happy… Hmph, well I think that I deserve a turn with her. I mean, I'm the only reason you got her in the first place… Not before you made her cry you didn't, and I don't want you hurting her…and don't bother trying to hide THAT thought, I can read yours just like you can mine. Now you're gonna try to convince me she WANTS to be spanked!
Ummm, sorry dude, but there's a good chance she DOES. Lots of girls go for that. And what happened to 'oh her happiness is all that matters to me cause I'm a pansy' ? I guarantee that if you give me a chance, I'll make her happier than you did…and I haven't let you down so far, have I? Ugh…you talk me into to much, and besides, while I probably will have to let you, now is not the time.
"Well let's send Yahiko off to hang around the Akebeko with Tsubame for a while, and spend the day together…in fact, if you want to just stay in bed today you need never leave it." Go Rurouni-san! This'll give me all the chance I need… Dear god, don't make me reconsider! Are those really…I should never let you near her with thoughts like THAT one. Oh come on, what did you THINK was gonna happen to that cherry sauce? Well definitely not THAT!
Well we'll find out, I'll bet. Oh yes we will….
*
For the second time of the day, Kaoru awoke in the futon, next to Kenshin. There were some differences, however. The fading cane marks on her bottom, the cherry stains on the blankets, and the newly purchased bokken and now slightly splintered laundry bucket lying nearby.
That Battousai knows some tricks, although I think that I prefer Kenshin's endurance…
Golden eyes opened, to be greeted by the red-striped bottom if their lover. I won't describe the position exactly, but you'll work it out. I didn't ever know…so…unclean… I'd get used to it, lover-boy, she loved it, ever minute! You mean BOTH, god-like-speed-san, now THERE'S a sword that cuts both ways. Unlike, say, your wussy sakabatou?
"Did you have a good time, my naughty little girl?" Drawled a grinning Battousai as he lifted himself and crept up her length, giving small licks up her spine. "Oh yes…I'm not sure I learned my lesson though…" He reached her neck, she lay face down now.
Something brushed against her posterior…and felt rather nice. "Well I can think of only one way to fix THAT," the manslayer smirked. She wanted to cry out as she took his length into her, but settled for a soft moan. "Sorry if it hurts," said the ruruoni, as Kenshin's eyes flashed violet. "If you want to stop just say…"
"I won't-ever-want-either-of you-to stop!" She gasped, between strokes. "Just-never-leave…"
*
So.
Yeah. She loves us both. I'm not sure I wanna share this body with you though… And to think I was about to offer you a portion of MY body. Hey, I've had it for a year more than you did! And look how you did with it. Well I defended Japan several times from evil, and managed to make a wonderful woman love me. Well it took ME to actually defeat those criminals and get the girl into bed.
Well…we'll share I guess. Two IS better than one I guess…don't get to thinking I'll be changing, I'll always be for slaying and harsh loving, that's what I lie for. Well I'll always be a pacifist softy with pansy eyes.
Fine.
Fine.
Kaoru awoke, and they both shifted their attention to her. It never left again.
(OMG J4CK R T3H 5UXX0RZZ!!!11 How dare I stop, after only 4 chappies?? Well there wasn't anymore to write! Sorry! At least I wasn't like the guy who I stole this fic from, his was one chappie long, and it gave me the cherry sauce and laundry bucket joke. Anyway, depending on feedback I'll write more humor, so if you hated it tell me so I'll know that I'm only hurting, if you loved it write me 'cause I'll work faster, and if you thought anything should change in next one tell me cause if you don't it won't. Read my other stuff, and review it too, but only after you've given an opinion here! And leave me an e-mail please, I love writing people who give me insightful reviews e-mails back. L8r!)
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