mSon of Dreadä Episode 2: Attack of the Killer Trademarks! ä

Last time on Dragonball Zä! Piccoloä and Gokuä tried to get their drivers licences and failed! Will they defeat Cellä, even though they don't know he exists yet? Find out today, on Dragonba… DAMMIT!!! NOT AGAIN!!! THIS ISN'T DRAGONBALL Zä! OR DRAGONBALLä! OR DRAGONBALL GTä! OR DRAGONBALL AFä! THIS IS almost BETTER! IT IS SON OF DREADä!

"Quickly, this way!" said Zenithä. He jumped three feet into the air and went into an open air vent. "What are you waiting for, Little Washuä?"

"What do you mean? I can only jump two and a half feet! How am I meant to get up there?"

"I'll catch you! Jump, okay?"

"Okay, Axe-achuä, let's go!" She threw Axe-achuä into the vent and then jumped after. The first time, Zenithä forgot to catch her, and fell on top of Axe-achuä, who'd teleportedä to get back down. Little Washuä's top started glowing. "Wow, my crestä has been activated! Axe-achuä, digivolveä!"

"AXAä! AXAä! AXAä!"

"Someone tell me what the hell an AXAä is! And why has your breast been activated!?" yelled Zenithä.

"CHAINSAW-ACHUä! BBZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

"Oh my God! Axe-achuä digivolvedä into Chainsaw-achuä!"

"Now I don't need to know what an AXAä is! And shouldn't that be Chainsaw-achuämonä?"

"No. Quick, Chainsaw-achuä! Use your teleport attackä to get us into those air vents!"

"CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW-ACHUä! BBZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

Later…

"We are finally out! I thought we were going to dieä of hunger!" said Little Washuä.

"CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW-ACHUä!!!"

"Little Washuä, we were only in there for five digi-minutesä! And that's only because it took me three digi-minutesä to make you that pizzaä!" said Zenithä.

"Whatever. Let's go find that shrineä and Unlock Your Disc! ä"

"BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!" agreed Chainsaw-achuä.

"Shut up Chainsaw-achuä before I armour digivolveä you to Double-Chainsaw-achu-monä using the digi-eggä of stupidity!"

"bzzz…"

"Before we go to the shrineä, let's get something to eat!" said Little Washuä.

"But you just ate a large pizzaä with everything on it two digi-minutesä ago!" complained Zenithä.

"Yeah, exactly. Two DIGI-minutesä ago!"

So, after three digi-hoursä of walking…

"Here's a place to get some food!" said Zenithä, pointing to a large restaurant/motelä  called the Bates Motelä.

"Have some class, Zenithä. We're not going to a trashy dump like that! Even if it does have five turrets and eighteen swimming pools," Little Washuä said.

"CHAINSAW-ACHUä! BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

"Shut the hell up!"

"bzz…"

So they walked on for another three digi-hoursä till they found that they were at the end of the world.

"Well" said Zenithä, "it looks like we have to camp out tonight, here in the middle of nowhereä."

"No we don't. There's a Pokémon Centreä over there. And look beyond that! It's a shrineä! Now we can go Unlock Your Disc! ä" said Little Washuä.

"Okay lets hurry and Unlock my Discä!"

So they went into the shrineä, which was fortunately deserted, and started to Unlock Zenithä's Disc! ä

"Unlockä!" said Zenithä.

The discä turned out to contain a dragon-like monsterä, which was a dark-purple-e kind of colour.

"Wow! I got my first monsterä! I wonder what its name is?"

"My name is Shi-noä! I am a Shi-no-monä!" the monsterä said.

"Aaaaah! It has sharp, pointy teeth!" Zenithä shrieked.

"Chainsaw-achuä! It's about to attack us! Look at its face, how it's grinning so evil-like! Use your Bleed attackä!" yelled Little Washuä.

"CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW….ACHUä!"

And Chainsaw-achuä ran up to Shi-noä and bled all over it.

"Noooo!!! I cannot stand up to Chainsaw-achuä's bleed attack!!! Please, stop it!!!….. hang on, this is a pathetic attack that does nothing. I'll fight back with my Bitch-Slap attackä!"

Shi-noä stood up on two legs and bitch-slapped the crap out of Chainsaw-achuä… not a pretty sight. Of course, since they were in a shrineä, there was no littering so Shi-noä had to pick it up and put it back where it came from… yuck.

"Oh no! It defeated Chainsaw-achuä!" Little Washuä said.

"So? Chainsaw-achuä is a pathetic excuse for a monsterä! And why did you tell it to attack me anyway? I wasn't about to attack you! I'm Zenithä's new monsterä!"

"Sor-reee."

"Let's just go to the Pokémon Centreä and heal our monstersä… and get some more Pokéballsä," said Zenithä.

"And get something to eat!" added Little Washuä enthusiastically.

Why wasn't there anyone at the shrineä? Is Shi-noä really Zenithä's new monsterä? Will Chainsaw-achuä ever be good at fighting or will it still stay as crap as a Pikachuä? Will they get food at the Pokémon Centreä? Or will they be kicked out for killing Utsagi/Cartmanä?and will these crappy ä disappear?! Find out next time on SON OF DREADä!