Son of Dread Episode 3: For the Sake of the Ones I Love, Vegeta Falls
Last time on Dragonball Z! Vegeta's attack on Buu just made Buu that much more angry.
Majin Buu: "Why you… why you… I HATE YOU!!!"
Vegeta: "What the hell!?Not only is he strong but he must be immortal. This won't even make a good story. Damn him!?"
Satoshi Tajiri/Ash from Pokémon: "You're right! That's why we're not doing this story! We're doing the story of how I became Pokémon Master!"
Krillin: "Nice day, huh? I came here to kill you."
Majin Buu: "This is the Majin Buu Saga, not the Cell Saga! Go away and grow some hair baldy!"
Goten: "Huh, Krillin? Why don't you have any hair?"
Chibi-Trunks: "Yeah, Krillin. You're always meant to act like you have hair!"
NOW TO SON OF DREAD, QUICKLY, BEFORE THIS TURNS UGLY!
Majin Buu: "You're saying mean things again! In spite of being a weakling! You're cheeky!"
Goku: "Damn the Majin Buu Saga! I say we begin a Saga where I'm actually alive! Go the Cell Saga!"
Gohan: "It doesn't matter that you're dead because you have your stupid instant transmission technique! What's the point of going to the Cell Saga when you die in that anyway! And you've already fought Buu and gotten your ass-kicked!"
Vegeta: "No you idiot! He fought Majin Me!"
I SAID GO, QUICKLY! AWAY FROM THE SET OF DRAGONBALL Z!
Pan: "Get off me grandpa you pervert!"
Goku: "Sorry, Pan."
Ash: "Hey lets all sing 'Do you want to be a master of pokémon!'"
Bra: "Let's all prance around in bright red vinyl miniskirts, like me!"
THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL! KAMEAKAMEHA!!!!
Goten:"Hey that's my…Arrrrrggggggggg"
NOW TO SON OF DREAD!!
"Lets go get some food at the Pokémon Centre, and while we are eating you can tell me why you were at professor Utsagi/Cartman's lab" said Zenith.
"Okay then, lets go"
"CHAINA-CHAINACHU!"
"Dammit that's it " screamed Little Washu and from out of no where she pulled out a chainsaw and said "digi chainsaw energise! Chainsaw-achu armour digivolve to double-Chainsaw-achu-mon!!" At that moment (and this goes without saying) Chainsaw-achu armour digivolved into double-Chainsaw-achu-mon?! "Well its about time you digivolved into your ultimate form you stupid little idiot!'' screamed Little Washu
"Are you saying that that's his ultimate form? Man I could still kick his ass,'' said Shi-no
Later, while they were enjoying a nice meal at the Pokémon Centre…
"Well" said little Washu biting into a pikachu burger "Two years ago I was looking for a powerful monster to save the monsters from the evil MO…. Sorry I ment the evil DREAD!!!!"(boom,boom,boom,boooommm)
"Who is dread?" asked Zenith.
"This really evil dude with dreadlocks who wants to take over the world. He turns good monsters into baddies and the only thing that can stop him is the magical belt 'Fat-B-Gone', of the great company of 'Capsule Corp'! As legend has it the belt, with all seven Dragonballs in place…"
Piccolo came through the wall. "WHERE ARE THOSE DRAGONBALLS!? I NEED THEM TO WISH BACK ALL THE PEOPLE KILLED BY PENNY, BECAUSE SHE KILLED ALL OF MY FRIENDS!"
Yamcha came through the wall after him. "Hey, Piccolo, how about I help you look for the Dragonballs. Not all of your friends were killed by Penny. There's still me, and Puar, and Master Roshi, and Oolong, and Chi chi, and Mr Popo, and Dende, and Bulma…"
"Who said you were my friends you useless piece of crap! I know! Chibi-Trunks was killed, but not Adult Trunks! He'll help us find the Dragonballs! Let's go!"
"No!" yelled Zenith. "We must find the Dragonballs before you do!"
"You can have the Dragonballs from when Dende was the guardian of the Earth, we're gonna get the ones from when Kame was," said Yamcha.
And finally, all of the characters from Dragonball Z left the set of Son of Dread. Finally.
"Okay. That made a lot of sense," said Little Washu. "Back to my story…"
"bbzzzzz…" said Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon. Translated to 'now back to sleep'.
"…when you put the seven Dragonballs in place a blinding flash of light will occur and rid the world of all baddies. Dread is the kind of guy who would kill anyone. Anyone, that is, but his son, who he's been looking for forever. He wants his son to rule the world alongside him."
Who is Dread's son? What are the characters of Dragonball Z and GT doing on the set? Goku, I hope you know what you're doing. Will Piccolo's friends be wished back? And why the hell does it matter? Find out some time (maybe not next time) on Son of Dread!
