Son of Dread Episode 4: All's Fare in Love and Taxis

Last time, on Son of Dread; I, Penny the narrator, got pissed off and killed half the cast of Dragonball Z/GT and Little Washu explained who the evil dude in this story is called.

By the way, his name is Dread. I bet you never guessed!

Dammit Merlin! Don't tell them that!

And you'll never guess what he's looking for!…it's his son!

Dammit Merlin! I'm gonna kill you if you don't shut up!

Hey, look, it's Piccolo.

Shumica Shu-shu!

Piccolo-san, dai-dai!

Piccolo: "I want the Dragonballs from Dende's time as guardian of the Earth, you can have Kami's."

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Loser.

Now… Is this the beginning of the End?

No, suck! It's just the beginning!

Dammit, I'm gonna kill you! Kamekamaha!

Look at me, I'm dy…….

Piccolo: "Noooo! She said she loved me!"

All's fare in love and taxis. And now, on…

Onwards, to victory!

…

… I said Onwards to victory! Didn't you hear me!

Why don't you die?

I am dead, see? I got a halo. It tastes like pretzels.

Piccolo: "I love you so much."

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…

Piccolo: "???"

That's it; I'm going back to the dead people's place.

Piccolo: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..(he had to catch his breath) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

And now, to Son of Dread!

"Who the hell is Dread's son?" asked Zenith.

"That's just it, nobody knows. But let me tell you what Dread looks like. Have you ever seen that episode of Digimon where Palmon and Agumon wear wigs to get inside Myotismon's castle? That's what Dread looks like. Palmon with dreadlocks," Little Washu said, finally finishing her Pikachu burger.

"Wow, he must look pretty scary," said Zenith.

"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz…" agreed Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon, hiding his head in his arms. Unfortunately, his arms don't reach to the top of his head.

"To get your mind off this, let's go to a theme park. There's a Digimon Park just opened a few blocks away. Let's head there," Little Washu suggested.

They all went outside.

"What the hell is going on here?" said Zenith. The shrine was gone and around them was a giant city. "How long does it take you to eat a Pikachu burger, exactly, Little Washu?"

"Well, I don't know… last time I ate a Pikachu burger was in World War V… I don't know how long that took, but when I was done, the war was over," said Little Washu.

"Jeez, I didn't ask for your life story!" said Zenith.

Piccolo gets punched through a wall.

Ha HA! Piccolo, you suck! I'm outta here!…again.

"Noooo! Don't leave me again!" Piccolo yelled. "That was all Penny's fault!"

Screw you, Piccolo. Oh hang on; you don't have any sexual accessories, because you're a Namek! Leave my story NOW!

"Could you tell me where the set of Dragonball Z is?" asked Yamcha, coming in through the Piccolo sized hole in the backdrop.

What the hell is wrong with everybody! Dragonball Z has the set with lots of people getting thrown through walls!

"But isn't that your set?" asked Yamcha.

That's it! You're dead! Kamekameha! Now you get out of here too, Piccolo, before I kill you too.

And once again, the set was erased of all Dragonball/Z/GT characters.

Little Washu, Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon, and Zenith walked to Digimon Park. Luna walked out of an alley in front of them.

"Be careful, Sailor Scouts. This could be a trap of the Negaverse!" she said.

"Luna! I don't give a damn!" said a meatball-headed blond. "Stupid little cat!" she got a deep breath. "You're so stupid! Hurry up and get it on with Artemis! I don't wanna have to wait until the Sailor Moon S movie to see you two get it on! So hurry it up you damned animals!"

Another blond came out of the alley. "Hi! I'm Sailor V! And even if I wasn't in disguise, you'd be able to tell, because I look exactly the same!"

Wow, you sure look different.

What is it; international idiotic anime characters invade the set of Son of Dread day? You know I'm gonna have to kill you as well!

"Whoa, someone's got an attitude!" said Artemis.

"Oh shut up, Klutz the Cat!" said Luna.

"Oh no! She's got a gun! Somebody stop her!" said Amy, also appearing out of the alley. "And my calculations show that she plans to use it!"

"Oh whatever gave you that idea, Einstein!" asked Little Washu sarcastically.

This is stupid. I don't have a gun, but I'm going to kill you anyway. Kamekameha.

And so perished the Sailor Scouts, leaving our Son of Dread characters free to continue on to Digimon Park.

Okay, that's the end. And if you say anything about how crap this story is, I'll kill you with my Kamekameha move.