Son of Dread Episode 6: The Unleashing
Last time, on Dragonball Z!
You mean Son of Dread.
No, I mean Dragonball Z. There is an episode of that called 'The Unleashing'. It's in the Cell Saga.
…We're talking about Son of Dread!
Piccolo: "Are you doing a Dragonball Z episode?"
Piss off, Piccolo!
Piccolo: "…"Bye. Instant Transmission!
Dammit, Piccolo! Now I have to narrate the beginning by myself!Piccolo: "I'll be a narrator for this episode."
Okay! Good! You can tell the audience what happened last Son of Dread, while I go and make baked potatoes. See ya!
Piccolo: "Last time, on Son of Dread, Digimon Park turned out to be a trick of the Negaverse, ruled by the evil Mr Popo, who sent out his henchmonsters Pikachu and Mocchi, to capture Shi-no. Their evil plan was foiled and Pikachu and Mocchi destroyed by Penny. Will our heroes (and narrators) defeat the evil Mr Popo? Or will the series end here, and the set be converted to Dragonball Z?
No! I payed for this set!…With Merlin's money…
Piccolo: "Stay tuned for more Son of Dread!
"Thankyou Penny, for saving us from the evil henchmonsters Pikachu and Mocchi," said Little Washu. "But I thought the episode couldn't end until Mr Popo and his evil mini-pizzas were defeated."
We ran out of funding thankyou MERLIN! Oh, that's right, she's not here.
"You must tell us were the eeeevil Mr Popo is," pleaded Zenith.
Be a man, Zenith!
Hey! What're you doing back?
I have the scripts and I'm going to tell people when they stuff up their lines…stupid Dragonball Z dubbing people. Stuffing up the scripts… By the way, it's the eeeeeevil Mr Popo!
…
Piccolo: "???"
Piss off, Piccolo!
Piccolo: "Fine! I am the lord of demons Piccolo! I need no help from puny narrators! Especially those who're meant to be dead!"
Piccolo ran off to hell (he rules over hell).
"Back to us characters," said Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon. "We still have to kill Mr Popo and his evil mini-pizzas."
"I will do it," said Shi-no. "I will kill Mr Popo."
"And I will eat his mini-pizzas!" said Little Washu.
"Little Washu, you eat way too much," complained Zenith. "But you've still got a nice figure."
Wrong line! You're meant to say: 'Good job, Gohan'.
…
"That made no sense," said Little Washu.
"Little Washu, I just paid you a compliment that wasn't written down in the script," said Zenith.
"Oh really? Thanks Zenith," (Little Washu was blushing).
Evil mini-pizzas suddenly came out of the ground, and moved funky-like towards the characters (dancing).
We'll take care of these mini-pizzas. Right Penny?
"No! I haven't eaten in…" Little Washu began to count on her fingers. "A while! Please let me and Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon take care of them!"
Well, it's not in the script…
Okay, but we get the leftovers.
"Deal," said Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon. And with that, they went about the gruelling job of cutting the pizza.
"Let's go and get Mr Popo!" Shi-no said to Zenith.
"But I want some pizza…" complained Zenith.
Be a man!
"Climb on my back!" instructed Shi-no.
Kinky!
Zenith ignored Penny and climbed on Shi-no's back, who flew away over Digimon Park, looking for Mr Popo.
Penny, this is like the first Coola Movie.
Bread with me!
Penny, it's spelt B*R*E*E*D!
Breed with me!
That's better.
"Penny! You can have some pizza now!" said Little Washu.
What about me?
"You're dead," said Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon.
Piccolo: "Changing scene to Mr Popo in his lab."
Piss off Piccolo!
Mr Popo was trying to discover a cure for cancer. "That's it, I just need one more chemical… maybe I should write this down…"
Zenith and Shi-no flew through the skylight, with Shi-no using his flamethrower attack. They completely destroyed all of Mr Popo's work.
"Noooo! You'll pay for this! I defeated Goku, you know," he said.
"Heh heh, loser," said Zenith.
Mr Popo attacked Zenith and Shi-no.
"We won't be able to defeat him like this!" said Zenith. "We need more power!"
Shi-no went Super Saiyan! Shi-no farted in Mr Popo's face.
"Wow, that's the first completely evil dude I've defeated in one hit," said Shi-no, as Mr Popo died.
"Obnoxious gases," explained Zenith. "Obnoxious gases."
Piccolo: "Back to the entrance to Digimon Park."
PISS OFF PICCOLO!
"Oh no!" said Zenith. "I didn't get any pizza!"
"Don't worry, Zenith, I saved you some," said Little Washu, pulling some pizza out from her top.
"Thanks, Little Washu," said Zenith, biting into the pizza happily.
To be continued… (we spent most of the money for this episode on the pizzas. Bye bye, special episode four pages!)