Son of Dread Episode 7:Follow the Leader

Last time on Son of Dread:

Sing to the tune of Pokémon Johto They finally killed Mr Popo

Pokémon Johto!

Little Washu gave Zenith some pizza

It came from out of her top

Little Washu was flirting with Zentih

Trying to get him into bed

This time, he might

Get her top undone

But if, he doesn't

They're still gonna have some fun

It's a whole new episode

It's the same old storyline

It's a whole new character, with a brand new attitude

But you've still gotta think it's gay, because it is… very.

Piccolo: "Now to Son of Dread!"

Piss off, Piccolo!

"Ah! God dammit Little Washu! This has anchovies!" yelped Zenith, spitting out his pizza.

"I'm sorry Zenith. They're not anchovies…" replied Little Washu.

Everybody stared at her.

Piccolo: "Change scene! Quick!"

Piss off, Piccolo! I'm outta here! Instant Transmission!

Our characters were walking across the countryside, looking for pieces of the triforce… and the Dragonballs… and Mystery Discs… while looking after the G.S. ball… and looking for the Tekken…

"We can't find all that!" complained Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon.

"Okay, let's get rid of the triforce, the Tekken and the Dragonballs… NO! We need those!" said Zenith.

"That's right, Zenith. We need those," said Little Washu patting his head (wink, wink, nudge, nudge [not that head]).

Shi-no got jealous. "Sing this to the tune of 'Men in Tights'" he said.

Zenith: "We're guys, we're guys and girls."

Little Washu: "Hot girls!"

Shi-no: "We run around the world looking for balls."

Merlin Instant Transmissions onto the set.

Did I hear balls?

Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon: "Dragonballs!"

Zenith: "And don't call us losers. Piccolo's the only one we do call that!"

Little Washu: "We're guys."

Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon: "We're guys and girls."

Shi-no: "Hot girls!"

All: "And now we can't think of anything else to sing!"

Shi-no: "So now we finish this song of ours with a kiss!"

Piccolo comes in.

I…I think I'll be going now… Piccolo: "…Please…"

Instant Transmission!

And far away, on new Vegeta…

What the hell am I doing in this hole? Back on the set of Son of Dread… "Hey, I didn't mean for those two to kiss," said Shi-no.

"Bestiality is a sin," said Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon.

"No, I meant us… NO! I meant Little Washu and Zenith," said Shi-no.

"Hey, who's that new character that Merlin and Penny sang about?" asked Zenith, not wanting to kiss Little Washu.

"I don't know, Merlin has the scripts," replied Little Washu, feeling depressed (and horny). "Let's look for balls!"

"Uh, that's Dragonballs," corrected Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon.

Piccolo: "Sorry, I lost a couple of scenes here. Do you think we could re-do it?"

No Piccolo, this is live.

Piccolo: "Shit."

After a long and frantic search for the scenes (they didn't find them, but we got more funding)…

"Hey, how did we get here? And who are you?" Little Washu asked.

There was a new character on the set of Son of Dread and he wasn't from Dragonball anything, or any other anime. He was Duccio, a gay Spanish poet.

"I am Duccio the great, will you please come on a date?" he said.

"Sure," said Little Washu. Zenith got annoyed. "With Zenith."

Zenith was happy about that.

Merlin Instant Transmissioned onto the set.

"Sung to the tune of 'the Sound of Music'" said Duccio.

The hills are alive… with Duccio's craptacular music.

With poems that are gay. For Little Washu.

"End song here," said Zenith.

"Who does that guy think he is? Peter Pan, or Muscle Man?" asked Duccio.

"My biggest muscle is below my belt," said Zenith, wiggling his eyebrows up and down meaningfully at Little Washu, who giggled and blushed.

Piccolo, Goku, Majin Buu, Pan, Goten, Chibi-Trunks, Krillin, Vegeta, Ash from pokémon, Gohan, Yamcha, Sailor V, Serena, Luna, Artemis, Amy and Bra Instant Transmissioned onto the set.

Piccolo: "I have finally found all seven Dragonballs, and wished my friends back to life. Now, Penny will pay!"

Don't worry, Penny! I'll save you! Instant Transmission!

Majin Buu: "Who will narrate the next episode of Son of Dread? Find out next time, on Son of Dread!"