Son of Dread Episode 8: Dammit! The Contract Says…
Majin Buu: "Last time, on Son of Dread!"
Super Buu: "Beat you! Beat YOU!!!!"
Piccolo: "Shut up! (Kicks Super Buu out the back door)"
Queen Beryl: "You can never defeat me, you stupid moon child!"
Piccolo: "Shut up! (Kicks Queen Beryl out the back door onto Super Buu)"
Ash from pokémon: "Pokémon Johto!"
Piccolo: "Shut up! (kicks Ash out the back door onto Queen Beryl and Super Buu)"
Gohan: (dancing around) "Whenever evil is afoot…"
Videl: (also dancing around) "And the raging fires of justice burn…"
Gohan: "Great Saiyaman #1!"
Videl: "And #2!"
Gohan and Videl: "Hand down swift justice!"
Majin Vegeta: "Shut up! (kicks Gohan and Videl out the back door onto Ash, Queen Beryl and Super Buu)"
Piccolo: "You piss me off! (kicks Majin Vegeta out the back door onto Gohan, Videl, Ash, Queen Beryl and Super Buu)…"
Eight hours later…Kinky!
Piccolo: "Last time, on Son of Dread!" Piccolo: "…anybody? Dammit! We actually need the narrators!"
Duccio, Little Washu, Zenith, Shi-no and Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon were reading their newly written scripts in the ladies' toilets.
"Why the hell do we have to be in here? There's only one girl among us," said Zenith.
"I don't care, we must be fair. Guy's toilets stink and I like pink!" sang Duccio.
"Yeah, well that's because you're gay," said Little Washu.
"That hurt! I eat dirt!"
"Why the hell do you always speak in rhyme?" asked Shi-no.
"I am a poet. I bet you didn't know it!" replied Duccio.
"Who cares how he speaks?" asked Little Washu. Everybody raised their arms. "Okay, that was a philosophical question. I mean, if I were to say; 'who cares how I speak?" what would you do?"
Everybody raised their arms again.
"Well, stuff you then! Let's just continue to look at our scripts!"
Everybody went back to reading their scripts.
A few moments later, Zenith pulled a piece of paper out from his script.
"Have you read this contract, Little Washu?" he asked.
"No, I just signed it. Why?" she replied.
"Well, that's what I did too, I was just reading it and… well… gee…"
"What is it Zenith?" she asked him.
"Well," said Zenith, going incredibly red. "A little help here, Penny?"
"She's on the new planet Vegeta," said Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon. "What does it say?"
"Well… it says… it says… after eight episodes, me and Little Washu have to… well… you know…"
"No, we don't. Tell us!" said Shi-no.
"You know… have sex," said Zenith. Little Washu pulled out her contract too.
"Wow, it does," she said. "Let's go talk to our managers!"
After a long talk with their MANAGERS they finally agreed to have sex but this would be the only time!
After a long walk it finally turned to night and they stoped for a rest. It had been raining and since the rest of their clothes were dirty they decided to all sleep naked!!!
"I think that should do it" said Zenith as he stood up and wiped the sweat and rain out of his eyes, he turned and started to pull his tent out of its cover.
"You don't have to do that" said little Washu hopefully "it's raining and if you put your tent up you might catch a cold so you can sleep in my tent"
"Little Washu if you haven't noticed" said Zenith getting a little red. "We are both naked and if we sleep in the same tent I don't think I can control myself".!!$#?
"That's my point, our contract says we have to, so lets do it!
Piccolo: later in little Washu's tent.
Little Washu lay awake for ages after Zenith had got to sleep! He had helped her so much in their quest for the dragonballs and the magical belt 'Fat-Be-Gone', but how could she repay him, only one idea came to mind.
By morning, they'd lost their virginity (supposedly).
"Nothing can defeat the penis!" said Zenith.
"I'm glad we used those stereotypes instead of actually doing it ourselves," said Little Washu.
Just then Merlin instant transmissioned onto the set.
What? That's it, me and Penny are kicking everyone off the set, restarting the series and paying more attention! I'm going to go get her now and we'll announce it all proper-like.
Merlin instant transmissions off the set to the planet New Vegeta, fetches Penny and comes back.
Okay, that's it. We're officially restarting the series.
By this time everyone else was there (including all of the characters from all of the different animes that had ever invaded the set of Son of Dread [all characters. Lots of people]).
Yes, it is possible to fit that many people comfortably in a two-man tent.
You should see it, our audience. Highly possible.
Yes…shut-up!
Sailor Pluto: "How do you intend to do that?"
With my Time-freeze attack!
Guldo: "That's mine!"
TIME FREEZE!
You'd better read the next episode of Son of Dread! Sorry, first.