Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 1 – Bum bum bum (really dramatic beaver music)

Hello and welcome to series 2 of Son Of Dread. Today we will show you how to make cheesy macaroni and we'll also tell you what day of the week it is. We'll also find out if we're looking at the rocket clock today or the flower clock.

Dammit Penny! This is not playschool! It's Sesame Street! Son of Elmo! Oh, and Big bird's too.

Hang on, aren't Big Bird and Elmo both guys?

Yeah, but they're also both girls.

How's that workable?

Hello? Hermaphrodites!

Ok whatever; lets just get on with the story. Last time, on Son of Dread…

It doesn't matter; we restarted the series.

Well, not really, we're just starting a new series. It's kinda following the last ones so it's still the same bad guy, still the same crappy characters, and still the same evil narrators. But we're going to try to keep out the non-Son of Dread anime characters. So without further…something on to Son Of Dread.!@#;':{_+{})(8

Little Washu was giving Zenith a blowjob, oh wait a min I meant to say she was drying his hair with a blow dryer.

"Um Little Washu … why are you doing that, my head isn't wet or anything" said Zenith getting really confused.

"You're talking about the wrong head Zenith, if you didn't realise I'm on my knees…" Little Washu said.

Zenith blushed (and not where you're thinking).

"What are we meant to be doing today?" he asked, covering up his stupidity.

Not that it worked, because everyone knows he's stupid.

And gay. I bet that's why he isn't just totally over the moon that someone like Little Washu is all over him.

"We can handle our own story, so would you please leave?" said Shi-no.

"Yeah, we don't need no narrators," agreed Completely-decapitated-achu-mon.

Without the narrators, there is no show. We have the money!

And besides, if we leave, then who'd piss you off?

"You need not do that. It'll just make us fat," said Duccio (well duh it was Duccio, because he's the only one insane enough to bother to rhyme all the time)

"who is that, I own a pet cat."

"No you don't you gay son of a bitch, well you do have a cat but its not your pet it thinks your such a"

Goku: "YAHO!"

"That's it Goku, I'm gonna kill you, GO TO HELL" said Duccio's pet cat.

My job! Kamekameha!

"God dammit! I'm not his pet, and who said that?" said the cat.

"Who said what" said Zenith loving the fact that Duccio's cat was yelling at him

"You Know the Voice that describes every thing like; 'said Zenith loving the fact that Duccio's pet cat was yelling at him,' " said Duccio's pet cat. "Yeah, that."

Freaky, huh?

But us narrators don't have a voice like that for us. Well, not most of the time anyway. Sometimes in the earlier series.

"But who could it be?" asked Double-Chainsaw-achu-mon, ignoring the narrators completely.

"Oh my god! Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1, I mean Completely-decapitated-achu-mon?" said Shi-no.

"No, I'm not Shi-no," replied Completely-decapitated-achu-mon.

"Wow, incred! It must be Dread!" said Duccio. And he is right. Mwahahahaha! Well, I might not be, but hell, you have to have dramatics in a not-so TV series.

"Whoever it is, sure isn't acting very evil, and doesn't sound like Palmon, even with a wig," commented Zenith. Thankyou.

You mustn't be fooled, you fools!

You're being foolish, bloody anime-slash-manga characters…

Okay, I'm going to give you a spell.

"Really?" asked Little Washu.

Really.

"Really?" asked Zenith.

Rea…Shut-up! Now, the spell that I'm going to give you will make it so whenever that invisible voice says you do something you don't really have to do it unless you want to.

MAD!

I know, I'm just so great.

"So are you going to give it to us or not?" asked Completely-decapitated-achu-mon.

Of course.

And so Penny the narrator gave the characters the stupid power spell thingy.

And now, for some fun!

Of course, since it doesn't really matter what I say now, I'm going to go on and on about what the characters are doing.

What's the point of that? I mean, isn't that what you usually do?

…yes, but this time it's special. Get a load of this!

Little Washu was lying in Zenith's arms, while giving Duccio a blowjob. Duccio was enjoying this, but he was kinda busy with Completely-decapitated-achu-mon, if you get my drift. And as for Shi-no, well you might not want to know where he was, but I'm going to tell you anyway…

"That's enough!"

Said Little Washu. Hey, somebody's gotta do it.

Couldn't help yourself, could you?

Are you talking to me or Penny?

Both. But you Mister I Can Make the Son Of Dread Characters Do Whatever I Want Them To, stop it, or I'll call Bojack and we'll kick your ass! Which I could do on my own, but I feel like freaking out everyone in the Universe.

But I'm not really here.

So? We'll just kick your non-existent ass.

Hello? You don't need to go get Bojack, I mean, one, he's only been in one Son of Dread movie and I'm more important, and two, how the hell can you fuse with him anyway?

Yeah, aren't you meant to be the same sex in order to fuse?

"Narrators! The story is meant to be about us! Get back to us already!"

Said Zenith. I dunno. And Bojack is important; he ate that Dragonball, and so is essential to the show.

Wait, it really doesn't matter. The point is that this narrator with the stupid name that you just gave it…

Huh, what about Zero's full name? That's a stupid name.

Dammit! I'm getting Bojack! Instant Transmission!

Now you've done it.

"Zero instant transmissioned back onto the set with Bojack."

"Said Shi-no."

"Narrated Completely-decapitated-achu-mon."

Shut-up. Why am I here, anyway?

Because the event-speaking narrator is being a bitch.

Because Penny gave the Son of Dread characters the power not to do anything I said.

Because you're gay.

Uh-huh…

Beat him up! I can't see him!

That's because he's not here!

Well, yeah…

Okay, if I make the characters have to do most things you say, will you be responsible and not use your powers for evil?

Mostly…

Good enough.

Does that mean I can go?

Wait, this is like, the end of the episode, and I think we should have a beautiful end.

BE WATCHING NEXT TIME, ON SON OF DREAD!!!

And, if you need help deciphering the Narrators' fonts, look at the credits of Son of Dread movie 1.