Son of Dread™ Series 2™, Episode 2™ – In Search of A Name for this Episode™ Attack of The Killer Trademarks™ II™
We join our heroes as they make their way to Lavender Town™. Ash™, Brock™ and Misty™ have just died, so we're going with Xena™ and Gabrielle™ to the lesbian spa™.
Stop doing that!
There's enough queerity™ (that is too a word you bitch) in this show without Gabrielle™ and Xena™.
At least until halfway through this episode™.
Ladies, I think we have found out this episode's™ name.
Already?
Ladies?
Don't sound so disappointed. This is obviously Attack of the Killer Trademarks™.
Don't be daft™, we've already had that episode. This is obviously Attack of the Killer Trademarks™ De Attack of the Killer Trademarks™ After Attack of the Killer Trademarks™. Or… we could just stick with "In Search of A Name for this Episode!!!"
You mean Attack of the Killer Trademarks™ II™?
I mean what I said.
I have corrected the title! On with the story!
At least he-slash-she-slash-it's better company than Piccolo.
Piccolo™: (is not there)
Hooray!
Huh?
"Hey Zenith™, let's go get laid™!" said Little Washu™. "Wow, the event narrator is doing his job again." Of course.
"Isn't that getting old™?" asked Zenith™.
"I don't care, I wanna get laid™!"
"Get a room," suggested Shi-no™.
"Uh, let's just look for balls™," said Zenith™, starting to get nervous. "I am not!"
Did I hear balls™?
"Dragonballs™," assured Little Washu™.
So everybody ran off looking for dragonballs™, because there is a slim-to-none chance of Little Washu™ getting laid™ ever, even with the help of the dragonballs™ and the narrators' consent. And I wouldn't write it down, even if it happened for some reason (probably the ratings™ or the audience™).
Can't be.
Nup. It's because Penny™ can't write a sex™ scene, even though she has all them porno books™.
…
Okay, you guys can break it up now. It's series two™ already and like, nothing™ has happened so far at all.
Well, yeah.
I've got it!
What?
We make a movie two™! It will be set after this episode™ finishes!
Okay.
Yes. For I have the laptop™! I gotta power™ to write Son of Dread™!
That doesn't help with what this episode™ is going to have to do with the storyline™.
Fine. Hang on.
These new scripts™ suck.
"Absolutely," said everybody even me. Oh, Duccio™ didn't say that. He couldn't think of a rhyme™ either, so he didn't talk at all, just nodded mutely.
"I could write a better script™," said Zenith™.
Probably. What does having the word "trademark™" repeated over and over have to do with anything™?
Fine! Zenith™, write a good script™ then!
ZENITH'S™ SCRIPT™
Zenith™ faced a horrible™ new kind of monster™.
"Shi-no™," he said. "Get it so I can catch it with a pokéball™!"
Goddamn™ that script™ sucks! I refuse to narrate™ any more!
Mine was better.
Sadly, yes it was.
"Fine! I'm leaving!" yelled Zenith™, and ran out through a door in the backdrop™.
"Zenith™!" Little Washu™ said, running after him.
Duccio™, write us a script™.
Yeah Duccio™, write us a script™.
Penny and Zero…
Hey!
We're the narrators™, we don't need a narrator™!
Sorry!
We're outta here.
Duccio™, write us a script™.
"No you hoe!" yelled Duccio™.
Do it! Or I'll narrate™ you into really bad™ situations™.
"Okay! Good, aye?"
Duccio's™ rhymes are getting worse™ and worse™. The other narrators™ got bored and left. Will I be the only narrator™ left? Will Son of Dread™ ever get anywhere? What's this I hear about a movie two™?
Bad narrator™! Only we may narrate™ the end™!
Will I ever truly write Son of Dread™ again?
Not likely.
Will movie two™ ever be written?
Yep.
Find out next time™ maybe™, on SON OF DREAD™ MOVIE TWO™!