Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 3 – Die Penny!!! Enemy Resurrection in Hell
Okay, who came up with the title for this episode?
Isn't it obvious? I'm the one writing this. It isn't my fault, I couldn't think of a name and started watching Dragon Ball GT. At least this is a better title than; What a Shock! Sheng Long is an Enemy! Oh, something important!!! Since thingy thingy… WINDOWS IS GAY and SUCKS and I'm referring mostly to MICROSOFT WHICH IS STUPID, okay, I don't have Bojack's font!!!!!!!!
…Okay…
So I have to have a new font for Bojack.
That's very nice.
This is my new font. It sucks ass.
Anyway, onto Son of Dread.
MY LINE! Stay tuned for…
(Here comes the new *all narrators in the scene* font)
SON OF DREAD!!!
This episode starts in hell.
Piccolo: Grrr.
Today is a very hellish day in hell. Piccolo is angry.
Piccolo: "…Yes, I am angry."
There are other people in hell too though.
Piccolo: " Sucker! I am really the notorious demon king Piccolo!"
Yeah. Anyway, the people are like, lots of people.
Majin Buu: "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm!"
Super Buu: "Beat you! Beat YOU!!!!"
Queen Beryl: "First the moon, then the Universe!!!"
Ash: "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Gohan and Videl (Great Saiyaman #1 & #2): "POKÉMON!"
Vegeta: "…"
Well, Vegeta's just there, he doesn't have to say anything. But see, it's like, changed since the last episode of series one, because then it was Majin Vegeta and yeah. And because we're bored, we'll just list the other people.
Piccolo: "Setsuna aka Sailor Pluto, Guldo, Krillin, Chibi-Goten, Chibi-Trunks, Goku, Pan, Bra, Yamcha… NO! Not Yamcha!!!"
Not Yamcha.
Piccolo: "Luna, Usagi aka Bunny aka Sailor Moon aka Serena… Wow, she has too many names."
You left out "Meatball head".
Piccolo: "That too then. Sailor V aka Sailor Venus aka Mina, Artemis, Ami aka Sailor Mercury… That's it, I'm just saying one of their names from now on. Mocchi, Pikachu, Mr Popo, yeah, that's it."
And unknown to the narrators, except if they managed to catch a clue by the name of the episode, these enemies from hell are coming to extract their vengeance.
"Zenith! I wanna get laid!" whined Little Washu.
"Little Washu, that it definitely getting old by now!" yelled Zenith.
"But it's true…" Little Washu said.
"Little Washu, I will go out with you!" rhymed Duccio pathetically.
"No. I mean, you're gay."
"You should go out with Shi-no," said Zenith.
"Oh, Shi-no!"
"No."
"Let's search for more dragonballs," suggested More-Decapitated-than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon.
So they wandered around, and ate some pie which Penny didn't cook because Penny doesn't share!!! And then some more stuff happened.
You mean like that?
Yes.
Eh?
Coming through the gigantic Piccolo-sized hole in the backdrop that strangely nobody noticed before Pan pointed it out, were all of the people from hell I mentioned earlier, screaming for Penny's blood.
Hell?
How come you didn't tell me?
They are led by Piccolo.
Evil crowd from hell: "Die Penny!!!"
Well, you'll have to find out what happens in the next paragraph, won't you?
Shi-no and Penny went Super Saiyan, Bojack entered the set but there was no BEERO because this isn't a movie! Penny went:
God dammit! Get out of my movie!!!!!
And Zero went:
Yeah! What she said!
The crowd from hell continued screaming, and then…
"More-Decapitated-than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon, digi-modify! Stupidity, activate!"
Then a word flashed on screen.
DIGIVOLUTION_
"More-Decapitated-than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon, digivolve to… Metal-More-Decapitated-than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon!"
And what happened goes without saying. Then the narrators decided that Jyuuhatchigo wasn't content being in just movie two, even though she probably was, so they forced her to come.
Finally we have a chance for peace, real peace!!
Evil crowd from hell: "???"
Usagi: "How dare you!! That's my line!"
Then all of the Son of Dread characters went:
We shall triumph!!!
And everybody attacked each other at once, in what was finally a grand brawl.
Keep watching Son of Dread! Okay.