Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 4 – Attack of the Killer Communists!! Time for some Nazi-killing fun!!
Last time, on Son of Dread…
Dammit! We don't have time for that! An evil crowd from hell is still trying to kill me and we're finally having that grand brawl!
Aah! I have to go get Bojack! (Even though he's already here…)
…Kamekameha! Kamekameha! KAMEKAMEHA! Why don't you dead people die already?!
Piccolo: "We're dead, Penny."
DIE!
Grand brawl! Grand brawl!
Leave some for me!
What about the characters?
More importantly, what about me?!
"We'll hold our own!" said Little Washu. "Get 'em, Metal-More-Decapitated-than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon!"
"Go, Shi-no!" said Zenith.
"Oh no! Pokéball, go!" rhymed Duccio, because hey, it turns out he actually has a monster and just never could think of a rhyme before.
There was a temporary pause in the grand brawl.
Mocchi: "What the hell is that, chi?"
"That is a chinpokomon; Shoe!" said Shi-no.
"I must collect all chinpokomon to become the royal chinpokomaster and defeat the evil power hwa!" said Zenith, all in one quick breath.
Chibi-Goten: "And now he's gasping for air."
In theory. In THEORY, communism works.
Evil crowd from hell: "Shit! She's onto us!"
???
Cid: (appearing suddenly ???) "$#*%! She's onto us!"
Chuanchan: (enters through the Piccolo-sized hole in the backdrop) You're all wrong. It's a cube.
It's a communist!!!
???
Free the Tibetans!
Now make her some tea.
If you don't mind, I have to go… WIN SELF-DETERMINATION FOR THE SOUTH SRI-LANKAN PEOPLE!
Okay that's enough Chinese jokes.
There was an Australian, an Irishman and a Chinaman.
I said enough Chinese jokes!
Chuanchan: The Fulun Gung are evil. The government are always right. Communism works.
Okay, how's this for a joke; How do you get Pikachu on a stick?
All bar Ash: "Pokémon!"
Ash: "HEY!"
Shi-no, weaken him with Gon with the Wind! Now I'll catch it with my pokéball!
Ash: (was caught by Penny's pokéball)
Then there was a giant German nazi army behind Chuanchan, who is really an evil communist dictator. Everybody who knows Chuanchan should realise that this is fairly obvious, and if they hadn't figured it out by now, this episode is for them! And if Chuanchan reads this; we're screwed. (Screw Flanders)
Pokéball, go! I choose you, Ash!
Ash: "Ash! Ash!" (proving that pokémon trainers are not smarter than their pokémon, and that many people have one-word vocabularies cough REEMcough)
Quick Ash! Get that Nazi scum! Get Hitler!
Ash: "Go, Pidgeotto! Use your tackle attack!"
Hitler: "(Something in German)!" (Got his ass whooped by Pidgeotto)
Ash: "Pokéball, go!"
And with that, Ash caught Hitler in a pokéball.
Ash: "Pidgeotto, return!"
You've owned a nice long rest. Ash, return!
Ash: "Ah crap."
Then some more stuff happened, and the people from Hell mysteriously weren't in the scene anymore except for Piccolo and Bra, Bojack and Jyuuhatchigo suddenly didn't exist and the Nazi army was decimated to the German dogs from Wolfenstein and the Chinese emperor.
And Chuanchan.
And Chuanchan.
I choose you, Ash!
Ash: "Go, Hitler!"
Hitler: "Hitler! Hitler! Pokéball, go!"
Chinese emperor: (is caught by Hitler)
Ash: "Hitler, return!"
Ash, return!
Chuanchan: (turns around with her MP40 and shoots at all of the Wolfenstein dogs)
She really does kill all of the Wolfenstein dogs. Amazing, no?
Geez Chuanchan, you kick ass. (See? We're your friends…)
Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders.
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Stay tuned for more SON OF DREAD!!!
(Screw Flanders).