Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 5 – Chinese Emperor Catches a Pokémon!

For those of you that didn't see the last episode, this is now a plot-building episode, so that you can make sense of the last episode.

Best episode ever.

Isn't it meant to be worst…?

Best episode ever. You know that I'm not a chicken.

And with that Penny pulled out a wooden swqqqredxxxxaszddf9(sword) and put it to her head.

All right, I'm Rini's boyfriend.

Small lady you can trust in Sailor Moon, this is your dream Rini. If you trust in us we can do any thing.

Most of the commies are dead and the rest bar Chuanchan are caught in pokéballs.

I promise you, one day you will get home to your mummy…now to SON OF DREAD@!!!!@#$%^%$#^$$#

We join our heroes with the usual "Zenith, I want to get laid. If you don't have "IT" with me right now I'm going to tell every one that you slept with Ashes pokémon "Hitler"... and with Ash, Piccolo…do I really have to say all those names, Penny's typing and she doesn't know how to spell."

"I did not."

"In the future of Shi-no men once walked upon the Earth alone, now they fly at mega height, long live Orlando! Flight is might!" sang Shi-no pleased that an imaginary world was named after him.

"I'm not that fat, and I'm wearing my wig so I've lost 50 pounds, and I don't have no boyfriend."

"Bad luck, you suck," said Duccio to Little Washu

"But not you," said Little Washu.

"… , …" said Duccio

"Hey I didn't know that '…' rhymed with '…'"

Maybe his trying to tell me that because she is made of … that my Penny powers might work…!?????!!! Q!QQWERYGVBGCSXSDFGGVFVDS

"That was one hell of a typo… ummmmm," said…someone

"No that isn't a typo, as I said earlier Penny is typing," said …that person.

That's it. I am takin' over. Basically what happened is… Chuanchan and her evil communist army possessed the evil killer crowd from hell to kill Penny for being a republican or maybe a democrat, and then Penny caught Ash in a pokéball, set him on Hitler who he caught in a pokéball, then Penny set Ash on Chinese Emperor who set Hitler on Chinese Emperor who caught him in a pokéball. So now anything that happened by anybody in hell now is inconsequential and this is very confusing except it's not. Now we need some stuff to happen.

Okay then.

Darien: (enters through the giant Piccolo-sized hole in the backdrop) "Hey, has anybody seen Rini? Heh heh, heh heh…"

Aha! I must catch 'em all and become a pokémon master! Ash, go!

Ash: "Ash! Ash!" (sends out Hitler)

Hitler: "Hitler! Hitler!" (sends out Chinese Emperor)

Chinese Emperor: "Chinese Emperor! Chinese Emperor!" (pokéball, go!)

Darien: "Paedophile! Paedophile!" (is caught by Chinese Emperor)

"No! Penny is becoming a better Digimon tamer than I! That unpossible! Metal-More-Decapitated-Than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon, do something!!!" screamed Little Washu. "Digi modify! Digivolution, activate!"

Then some words flashed on screen:

MATRIX ……….

DIGIVOLUTION_

"Metal-More-Decapitated-Than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon matrix digivolve to… Dark-Black-Skull-Waru-Mega-Demi-Metal-More-Decapitated-Than-Completely-Decapitated-achu-mon!"

And it digivolved to its In-Training stage.

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Look out for Son of Dread, Movie 3 – Screw Flanders; ULTRA BEERO is on the Way!!