Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 6 – Big Washu

Hello and welcome to Son of Dread.

You'll never guess how this episode is gonna start!

"Zenith! I wanna get laid!" said Little Washu.

"That really is getting old," said Zenith.

"Zenith… I'm getting laid…"

"WHAT?!"

Little Washu had been given a vibrator by the narrators so we could finally change the beginning of Son of Dread.

I'm fairly sure that was Penny's idea.

Why wouldn't it be?

Well anyway, let's begin some plot.

"Hey little Washu, why is this episode called 'Big Washu'?" asked Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon.

"Maybe her breasts grow larger…" said Zenith wishfully.

"Well I hope that is what they mean," said Little Washu, "the only other thing they could mean is that my…"

"You mean you have a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?" asked Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon.

"Yes…I mean no."

"Hello, I'm looking for Little Washu," said a tall gorgeous babe

"I didn't know that you were a dyke…………………………………………………………………………………………." gasped Shi-no

Wow! That was one long gasp.

Yeah, he must have the lung capacity of a whale!!!!

Team rocket is blasting off again!

Then let our powers combine!

Earth!

Fire!

"No, you two! This is a storyline episode!" yelled the babe.

Sorry…

"So you should be!"

"Big Washu, what are you doing here?!" screamed Little Washu.

"Just a sec," said Big Washu the babe. She was busy flirting with Zenith.

"You'd better talk to her, or she'll go and cry."

"I HATE YOU JECHT!!!" yelled the Bahamut kid, pretending to be Tidus and ran off into the backdrop, knocking himself out.

"Nerds… Anyway, I'm here for a raisin, Little Washu."

"What? A raisin?"

And for no raisin, the giant brain left Earth forever.

"Oh, that kind of raisin."

"Zenith, I love you," Big Washu started trying to make out with Zenith.

Shi-no got out a video recorder.

"AAH!" Little Washu tackled Big Washu off Zenith, and started pashing him herself.

Big Washu turned to the camera.

"I sense something different about his energy. Be careful, Sailor Scouts, she… I mean he… could be from the Negaverse!"

This is where you the audience say right.

"Huh?" asked Zenith, disentangling himself from Little Washu.

"Don't cry," said the Bahamut kid, waking up. "I HATE YOU!" He ran into the backdrop again, knocking himself out again.

Just so you all know, Big Washu works for Dread.

"For who?" asked all the Son of Dread heroes. "Who was Dread again?"

"Never mind," said Big Washu. "It's an illusion!"

Or so it would seem!

Dread is…

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! We can't hear you!!!" Big Washu screamed.

Fine! I'm going to go make baked potatoes.

"Holy Yevon!"

"No! My sister's a Yevonite!" cried Little Washu.

"No, Zenith's working for Dread!!"

"Who's Dread again?" asked Zenith.

Luna: "Gasp! It's Sailor Zenith! Zenith, take this pen and say; Faggot power, and hurry! Sailor Moon is in trouble! She needs your help!"

"Faggot power!" Zenith transformed into the legendary hero, Pretty Soldier Sailor Zenith! "In the name of the gays, I will punish you!"

"Oh Zenith!" said Little Washu.

"What? No! How can this be?" exclaimed Big Washu. "I was destined to become the king of all creation!"

"Gay and Lesbian hearts attack!" Zenith destroyed Big Washu.

"Zenith! That was my sister!"

"Sssh! Don't say my name or they'll know who I am!"

"Huh?" Shi-no and Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon were confused, but Duccio couldn't be bothered to think of another rhyme.

"Don't cry. It begins," said the Bahamut kid.

"What?"

"I hate you."

"Huh?"

"I said I hate you!" The Bahamut kid once again ran into the backdrop and knocked himself out.

"Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon digivolve to… Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon2!"

What a nice plot-building episode.

Zero came back in with a bag of popcorn.

"That was a plot-building episode?!" asked Little Washu.

Penny like bagels.

~Fin