Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 7 – Not suitable for children under the age of 15
Welcome… wait a minute… look at that title! I'm under the age of 15! NOO! I can't write this!
Well I am now 15, so I can. Go home, Penny.
I will… wait a minute… We're at school!!! NOOO!!!
I'll be your parental guidance.
Ohh. Can you tell me where babies come from?
Well Penny, that's an interesting story. When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much…
Nine months later…
And that's where babies come from.
Thank you for showing me and letting me experience firsthand.
Now what are you going to name your new son?
It's a daughter.
No Penny, it's a boy.
Same thing. It's a baby. HI BABY!
No! It could be a spy!
Well now that I've got a baby, we'll have to integrate it into Son of Dread. I shall call my baby, Little… No, that's not right. I shall call my baby She-Man!
Anyway, back to the story.
Or to the story in general.
"Zenith I wanna… oh wait a minute, I've got a dildo now. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh…"
Everybody stares at Little Washu as she starts to unzip her pants.
"Can't I get any privacy around here?!"
"Not in the middle of Yuna's wedding!"
Yuna doesn't like the stairs and thus jumps of the edge of the building. Unfortunately, she got her timing all wrong because her wedding hadn't even started yet and it was entirely pointless. There was also the whole thing about Seymour not wanting Yuna but just wanting to get Tidus jealous.
Tidus: "I love you Seymour!"
Seymour: "I love you Tidus!!"
SCREW FLANDERS!!!
"Okay. Hey, hey," said Duccio, running off the set into the Simpson's set (which was next door).
2 minutes later, Flanders runs past completely nude screaming 'help me lord!!' !!!!!
"I never knew Duccio liked his men so gay… oh wait, yes I did," said Zenith, looking around nervously and farting in agony.
"Hey, Zenith," said Shino. "Shouldn't we be looking for the magical belt of Fat-B-Gone? I mean really how many episodes has it been since we even mentioned that name? C'mon, seriously, it is an important part of the plot!"
"We have a plot?" said Zenith.
"This is news to me!!!"
Just then, Little Washu spots something on the floor. "Oh look! A Pikachu burger! So this wedding was at least well catered for!"
And now that Little Washu has a Pikachu Burger, more of the elusive plot may be revealed.
Very elusive.
"We must find the legendary souvenir shop in the city of… the city of… psst, somebody help me here."
"The city of Pallet Town!" yelled Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon2.
"Yes! The city of Pallet Tow… hey, that doesn't make sense. Okay, the town of Pallet Town."
"But… the only one who can lead us to Pallet Town is…"
Go! Ash!
Ash: Ash! Ash!
Ash! Lead us to Pallet Town!
Ash: Ummmmmm… Can't I go in the Orange Island League first?
Uh, Ash. Okay!
Ash: Hooray! …Oh yeah. Ash! Ash!
And with that, we all competed in the Orange League championships, riding along on Lapras.
And She-Man become a pokémon master!
She-Man: She-Man, and the masters of the universe! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du!
Oh holy Yevon! My daughter's queer!
Stop praying to farts! Our son is gay!
Lapras: Um, guys, too many of you are on my back! I'm drowing!
"But you're a water pokémon," said Little Washu as she 'entertained' Zenith.
Lapras: Or so it would seem.
"But you're blue! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears!" yelled Zenith.
Lapras: … …Yes.
She-Man: Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du!
All: …
She-Man: By the power of Greyskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!
All: … -_-;
Oh no! We've reverted to face pictures now!
Which was YOUR fault, if you remember correctly.
Me no speak English. J
_;;; Penny, you suck
She-Man: Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du!
Later that month, after many countless episodes of many countless scenes that have entirely nothing to do with this episode, in which Brock left our group…
Piccolo: (watching TV in hell) That was such a sad episode! Boohoohoo! ;_;
All: PISS OFF PICCOLO! PAY YOUR CABLE BILL!! (cut off his TV)
Piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yay, we're finally nearly almost back to Pallet Town!" said Ash.
"Yeah!" said Misty, while trying to give Ash a blowjob. But Ash was such a big loser that all he ever dreamed of was being with Duccio.
"Oh holy Yevon!" screamed Zenith.
Then Duccio jumped in with a crappy rhyme… but we didn't have the time or the money to include it in the plot.
"Um… no, Shi-no is dividing."
"And seven goes into tree, no three, wait… Seven goes into seventy tree, um threee…. WAIT!!! I am wrong!"
No, we were wrong.
???
I should never have paid children.
And where am I? Paying the childcare bills, or whatever. I need a drink.
I mean, where is my child now!? It's ten o'clock! What's with children nowadays?
Do you know where your child is right now?
Nooo!!! I already told you, dammit!
Then what's my money paying for?!
My drinking habit!!!
"Hi Ash! You're finally home!"
Ash: Hi mom!
Stinking Americans!…..learn how to spell!!
Look who's talking Penny!
Look who's talking two? I hated the first one, but I liked the dogs.
Ruff ruff, Penny.
Ash: Um, has this man always lived here?
"He's your father!"
"Hi! Nice to meet you!"
All SoD characters: Aaaahh!
"Aaah!" -Ash's father
All: It's… Utsagi slash Cartman! To be Continued