Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 8 – A Continuation of Not suitable for children under the age of 15
I'm still not old enough, but okay.
She-Man! Where are you?
"Oh holy Yevon!" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
"When did you become a Yevonite?" asked Little Washu, becoming less attracted to Zenith.
"Uh, I thought it was cool. Everybody's doing it!!"
Oh holy Yevon.
Penny, you're NOT a YEVONITE!!!!!!
Yeah, so? I must take upon their God's name in vain!!!!
Uh-huh…
"What are you doing here, Utsagi?! I thought I killed you!" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
"I was, uh-huh-huh. When Piccolo let everybody out of hell, I sissyed out and came here."
Pokéball, go!
"Aah!"
Ash: Hey! That's my mother!
Whoops. Uh-huh-huh. Wooo! I'm Elvis!
No! My son is a freak baby!
I meant to catch Utsagi, but what're you gonna do? Go, Ash's mom!
Ash's mom: Ash's mom! Ash's mom!
Get him! Make him die from never paying child support bills!
Ash's mom: Ash's mom! (serves everybody afternoon tea)
"What a housewife," commented Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon2.
Ash: Hey!
"Your mother wears army boots!" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
Ash: Yargh! (tackles Zenith) No! The stench! The STENCH!
"Uh-huh-huh!"
Stop being Elvis, y'all y'all!
Yeah, y'all know there's only one fat king here and that's Utsagi!
"Noooo!" screamed Utsagi, farting in agony.
That's enough!
"Oh my God! The event narrator slash Dread killed Cartman!"
"You bastard!"
It's obvious what I have to do here to save the day! Ash, I need your pokéballs!
All: Eeeewww!
"Eew! Eew!" rhymed Duccio.
Ash: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!
Piccolo: Eeew!
All: …
Piccolo: Um…
You're not supposed to be here.
Go home, hippie!
@$&^$WE*^#Q$O!
Language!
"Use more of it," interrupted Little Washu.
Piccolo: Boohoo. (goes home)
All: Hooray!
Well, during that brief interlude Penny beat up Ash, stole his pokéballs and sent him into his pokéball, Ash's mom wore army boots, and forced Duccio and Zenith to eat her afternoon tea, which gave them diarrhoea, and so on and so forth. Now, all are heading towards the legendary souvenir shop.
"I need to use the bathroom!" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
"Me too, I poo!" said Duccio.
"Let's just ignore them," said Little Washu, but was unfortunately soiled upon.
Let's just skip that scene, and head straight to that legendary… place. I forgot how to spell… wait a minute!
And I forgot what else Penny's deluded rambling was saying, so let's ignore her too.
Oh goody.
Do you know where your child is?
Dammit! No!!
So everybody was at the … place.
"Oh my GAWD! Look at this t-shirt!" said Shi-no.
"Um… Hey! You stole my line!" said Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon2. "And I would have had said it much better!"
"Well, you're laggin' mate."
"I am…. Not!"
"Laggeriffic!!"
"I… amm… …."
"LAGGY!"
Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon2 at this point, fails to move for a few moments. He must be Yuna.
"…Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon2… di…gi…volve… to………………. Laggy-Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon!"
Very nice.
He's laggeriffic!
"Um, what are we looking for in here anyway, Little Washu?" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
My problem is that I don't have that line on Ctrl+C.
"I don't know! It must be your problem! I need a Pikachu burger!" snapped Little Washu.
Wow, that snap must've really hurt your neck.
"Alright, I just said we should come here, but not mentioning anything in particular."
"However, you did say it in conjunction with the Magical Belt of Fat-B-Gone!" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
"Oh yeah. Excuse me sir?" Little Washu turned to the shop attendant. "GASP!" To be Continued