Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 9 – A Continuation of A Continuation of Not suitable for children under the age of 15
Can we get a new title already?!
Nope.
"Wow, you could be on Sailor Moon, you buffoon!" observed Duccio.
"Hey! I just gasped because I realised that I'd forgotten to breathe for a while! ANYWAY, do you happen to have a Magical Belt of Fat-B-Gone in stock?"
"Nope."
All: …
"…"
All: Oh.
"Wait a minute, yes I do. I'll be a moment."
And with that, the shop attendant put all of the Son of Dread characters on hold.
Oh holy Yevon!
Wait a minute, that didn't make any sense, we're not on the phone or anything!
Wait a minute, I've been spelling sense with a C!
The hold music promptly vanished in a puff of illogic.
"Okay, I'm back. That's fifteen hundred."
"I can afford that." Zenith pulled out his wallet.
"Um, fifteen hundred thousand."
"Stretching the wallet a little…"
"Fifteen hundred thousand million gil."
"Shit! I can't afford that! No-one can!"
"He's right!"
FINALLY! OH HOLY YEVON THAT WAS JUST PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH! YOU'D BETTER NOT DO THIS AT THE BIG TOURNEY NEXT WEEKEND YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP! Okay, my computer screwed up and quit WinWord four times on the line after The hold music promptly vanished in a puff of illogic. I have written the rest of that scene so many times I must know it off by heart! Of course, originally Zenith did not swear and merely said a jumble of incomprehensible symbols, and now that I changed it in this version the computer seems happy, no? Yes, because it is saving, and letting me type my Son of Dread!
Okay, that's enough about you. Back to the story.
"Well I'm sorry little missy…"
"It's Little Washu!"
"Because I just can't drop my price any lower than that."
Duccio pulled out a massive wallet, and bought the Magical Belt of Fat-B-Gone.
"WHAT?!"
"Where did you get that much money?!" screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
"That old nurse, I took her purse."
"Nice one, mate."
So the Son of Dread characters took the Magical Belt of Fat-B-Gone and tried to find out more about the plot. Unfortunately, Penny got tired and decided to have a chicken burger, because Penny likes chicken.
I like chicken.
Just then, Little Washu made a commotion about her hair, for no real raisin.
"Ewww! My hair's got crap in it!"
"Well duh. You were soiled upon," screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
"If you want to use a shower, it's fourteen gil."
"Okay."
"Fourteen hundred gil."
"Would you stop that?!"
"Fourteen hundred thousand gil."
"SoD off!!!"
She-Man: For the laundry, of Greyskull!!
All: Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du!
She-Man: (runs off through the Piccolo sized hole in the backdrop)
Man, we should get that fixed. It's been there since what, series 1?
Do you know where your child is?
Shut up! DAMMIT! BNO!!! What part of bno don't you understand?! The meaning, the spelling, well, all of it?
I can understand my mistake of spelling bno. Look at a keyboard. See? B and N are next to each other. This must be Jyuuhatchigo's fault.
At some moment close to then, somebody did the laundry of Greyskull.
"Okay, ignoring the narrators now, Zenith, there seems to be something different about you…" said Little Washu.
"Ummm…. Noo…." screamed Zenith, farting in agony. "I haven't had a bi-mastectomy or anything…"
"No, that's not it."
"Zenith, didn't you used to wear glasses?" asked Shi-no.
"Oh, well that would explain why I keep running into walls, and why I keep mistaking Duccio for Little Washu," screamed Zenith, farting in agony.
All: … -_-;;
It's a faaaacceee!!!
"Then that's something to add to the storyline! Let's go questing for Zenith's glasses!"
And my daughter.
Son!
"Wait a minute, don't we need the balls? I need some balls," said Laggy-Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon.
"I hope you mean dragonballs," said Shi-no.
"Oh. Whatever."
~Fin