Son of Dread Series 2, Episode 10 – Let's Go a'Questing
(Note: This is an entirely rhyming episode.)
(Further note: This is going to be very difficult)
Last time; no rhyme.
Now, you cow, we rhyme, all the time!
A pity, because we're in the city!
We're not, but that's all we got.
On to the story, in all its flashy glory!
Woohoo! Eat poo!
(Washu) "I wanna get laid… um… saying that hasn't paid!"
(Duccio) "I like this episode, it's my kind of episode!"
(Zenith) "That was a really sad rhyme, it doesn't pay its time!"
(Washu) "Time for what? Let's smoke pot!"
(Shi-no) "No drug references please, I like cheese!"
(Zenith) "Yeah, that's why you smell, and ring like a bell!"
(Washu) "What the hell?"
Now all the characters are going a'questing for Zenith's glasses and some dragonballs!
Why does the event narrator, that stupid… narrator, not have to rhyme, like we do all the time?!
Because I'm special, and you're not. Ha ha.
We may not be special, but we are on the level? I'm not good at this, I'm gonna go take a piss.
So unencumbered by the dead weight of Zero, the SoDding characters wandered off somewhere.
(Duccio) "Where are your glasses? I like passes…"
Why must we rhyme? I feel like a mime.
(Shi-no) "But mimes don't speak, and you're not weak."
If you don't speak in rhyme, you get shocked with a cattle prod. It doesn't apply to me because I don't exist.
You suck. Hyuck hyuck!!
(Washu) "Let's lick the hic!"
??? ???
(Washu) "I mean Zenith, y'know, Zenith!"
(Shi-no) "What a crappy rhyme."
(Laggy-Lump-of-Decapitated-Flesh-mon) "She does it all the time."
She-Man: Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! I've got the power!
You know she's got the power!
She-Man: I've got the power!
You know she's got the power!
It's our son, you doldrum! It is a he, not a she!
Let's ditch rhyming.
Okay.
"I'm hungry, and the narrators tell me it's time for another plot anchor. Let's go buy me a Pikachu burger," said Little Washu. So off they went to buy her a Pikachu burger. Unfortunately, the first place they went to was McDonalds.
There! We've mentioned you in this series, so you might as well pay us advertising money now!
There, they ordered a grease burger, with extra cholesterol. The problem with this was the amount of cholesterol was so vast that it created a gravitational instability and collapsed into a black hole. So Little Washu decided to go and get some real food.
I should mention now that this is the last episode in series 2, so we should hurry up and reintroduce storyline.
As if.
Um, yes.
She-Man: Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du! Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du!
He's your son, y'know. Gets it from you.
Daughter, damn it!
Just then, She-Man started to dance around, while singing the doo doo doo thing, and somehow managed to produce a Pikachu burger from his/her/its butt.
My son is so multi-talented.
Daughter! Damn it! Daughter!
Then why has he got a… you know…
Breasts? Well that's because HE'S A GIRL!!!!
Compromise. He's on anabolic steroids.
"Oh my god! My breast has been activated!" said Little Washu.
"Wrong script!" prompted Zenith.
"Damn it! I love my breasts!" said Little Washu, taking a bite out of her Pikachu burger. Just then, her burger started glowing. "Oh my god! I just like saying oh my god! I mean, oh my god!" said Little Washu, looking at her breasts. "I'm a d-cup!"
"Uh, Little Washu, your burger's glowing there, might wanna fix it," said Zenith, keeping a close eye on Little Washu's left breast, who he had nicknamed 'Jigglypuff'.
"Oh my god!" Little Washu really likes saying oh my god. "My burger is glowing! Maybe it's going to become my third breast!"
What should I call this one? thought Zenith.
"Pikachu burger digivolve to… He/she/it-mon!" said that voice.
"Oh my god! I think it's become a living …. Thing!"
Yeah, but burgers from McDonalds were never really dead.
Is Washu's burger really evolving? Oh… wait, it already digivolved… Well… I hope Goku knows what he's doing! Tune in next time, for a new series of SON OF DREAD!!!
Woo! Woo! Pizza!! Woo!