Son of Dread Series 3, Episode 1 – Cows are my Friends

(insert victory music from Final Fantasy here)

Finally! Series 3!

Longer and better than ever.

QWith moretypos than eve. I love typos. They type.

Penny is hyperactive today.

I had chocolate for breakfast. About two rows.

The start of this episode of Son of Dread, is coming to you live from our SOSE class!

Coming soon to a store near you!

…Yes.

Okay! Episode!

Now that the narrators have had a look at the last episode and know what's going on, we have a vague storyline.

"What's a storyline?" asked Zenith.

"I don't know, maybe it's something to pull up our abysmal ratings," said Little Washu.

"What ratings?" said Shi-no.

"We have RATINGS?!" Laggy-Lump-of-Fleshmon said.

Well only because of Little Washu's breasts but YES! We do have ratings!

Rated MA15+ for some reason.

"Dear Little Washu, your eyes make two great giant pools that reflect your beauty and Firaga spells! Oh Little Washu, won't you let me swim in your eye-pools?" sang Duccio.

"Wow! He didn't rhyme!"

"You've cured me! I need to pee! I no longer rhyme, all the time…! Oh… no…"

Ah yes, it is time for another PLOT ANCHOR!

Woo! Pizza! WOOO!!!

That's not a plot anchor!!

(Now Penny is writing Son of Dread while waiting for wrestling to start)

Well it should be. Do you know that more then four hundred people…

You Suck!?

Any way, Little Washu ran into Duccios arms and started to kiss him. Unfortunatly Duccio had a rather big bowel movment and Little Washu was soiled upon. This caused Little Washu to ack off a little to Zeniths reliefe.

Zenith then ran his thingy up and down Duccios leg. He then was happy when Shi-no…well you don't want to know. It took a little while for Little Washu to notice because

BAD PENNY!!!!

I Like Pie!

The characters then moved on (Zenith still doing up his pants) and started to do something.

The characters then decided to get into their swim suits so they could swim in Little Washu's Eye-pools! Unfortunately Duccio never really finished potty training and peed in Little Washu's Eye-pools. After that Little Washu demanded everyone out.

The gang then went to find Zeniths glasses.

"Hey," said Zenith, "I just realized that I never named Little Washu's Right Breast. I think that we have found our new plot anchor. I have to Find a name for little Washu's right breast."

(Now (several days later) this comes to you from the library!)

That's good, because you already found Zenith's glasses. I think.

I don't think so. Where did we find them?

I dunno. It doesn't matter. Let's just ignore it and it'll go away.

Smile and nod, then wave at the plot anchor and maybe it'll go away.

Penny, we want the plot anchors.

Oh. Right.

"Let us ride to Camela!"

"Alice the camel had, four humps. Alice the camel had, four humps. Alice the camel had, four humps, so go Alice go!"

"Alice the camel had, twelve humps. Alice the camel had, twelve humps. Alice the camel had, twelve humps, so go Alice go!"

"Alice the camel had, no humps. Alice the camel had, no humps. Alice the camel had, no humps, Alice the camel's a horse!"

"Camela!"

Alice can't get any anymore cause Alice ran out of humps!

Jyuuhatchigo: Piss off you bitch!

"I'm sorry Zenith, but I just don't think the name Camela suits my breast."

"Oh darn…"

Jyuuhatchigo: You take that out!

"And put it back in, and shake it all about. That's what it's all about!"

"I don't think the name Hokey-Pokey suits it either…"

"Oh come on, that's a perfect name!" insisted Laggy-Lump-of-Fleshmon.

"Yeah, Jigglypuff and Hokey-Pokey," said Shi-no.

"Okay, we must go on a journey…! Wait, we've started the journey haven't we?" Zenith had a hangover. "And it also hangs lower."

"Okay… I don't know the name of your penis, but I don't want my breast named after that."

"We must go on a quest to name my penis! 'Cause nothing can defeat the penis!"

"It is time to fight the Penis, look out, Hyenas." Yelled Duccio like a little weiner.

Yay, I'm now writing. Spelling has no place here. You're trapped in my world now. Its full of plot holes and spelling errors.

Just then they figured out a name for Zeniths Penis.

Camela!!!

"No, we want to call it Betty!" said one of the Son Of Dread characters.

"Hmmmm," said Zenith, "A girls name for a guys tool. Well stranger things have happened,"

"Yeah," said Laggy-Lump-of-Fleshmon, "like Reem."

"It just so happens that this is meant to be about me and my breasts!!!" screamed little washu, pulling of her shirt and displaying her breasts for all to see. "And I would be terribly scandalized if one of them was to be named Reem."

"So would I," said Zenith, "especially when I'm squeezing them together to make one round peach."

"You've never done that," said little Washu.

"Not when you were awake," said Zenith under his breath.

"Well, the time is dinner time," said Shi-no, then he went on to chase the rest of the Son Of Dread characters around the set, trying to tag them.

At that point, no one really wanted to play 'What's the time mister wolf' so they ate some doggy doo that had somehow multiplied on little WaSHUS HEAD. AND THEN THE FONT CONVERTED TO CAPS AND PENNY WAS TO LAZY TO CHANGE IT.

Then She-man came to the rescue and fixed the damn caps button.

"Oh no," screamed little washu, "My head came off." Then some stuff happened and Penny passed the lap top to Merlin. But Merlin had a bug butt, so she couldn't reach the laptop.

"Um…Little Washu, maybe you should put your shirt back on." Said Zenith.

But unfortunately, at that moment a wilderbeast came a long and ate her shirt. And because the narrators have almost run out of founding, Little Washu will have to go around without a shirt for a while.

Hey, Maybe I shouldn't have payed for that lap dance from Yuna, Then we would have been able to afford another shirt.

"How far is it to the next town brock?" asked ash.

"Shut up Ash," Yelled Brock taking off his shirt, "I challenge you to a stripping fight."

Ash sent out his fire Pokemon and Brock sent out his ding dong.

"Use Fire breath," shouted Ash.

"Use flop attack," shouted Brock.

Ash's Pokemon couldn't stand up to the Flop attack and was squashed.

"Shit," Said Ash, "Go, Grass monster."

Ash's Grass monster came out and looked around In a dopey way.

"Use Grass attack," Ash yelled in a girly voice.

Ash's pokémon then put on a rasterfarian hat and started to smoke pot.

"Right," said Little Washu, "Lets get back to our story now."

Alright, Ash Return

"Yay," Yelled everyone, "Our hero!"

"In honer of Penny saving our show, We have decided to name little Washus other breast…Penny."

Hey, I was here to!

So, people love me more then they do you.

Your point is.

They made me an icon, while you are still only known as a narrator.

They made you a breast

So?

Whatever!!!!!1

Well that's it. Its time for the end of thisd episode so until next time S.O.D fans, keep watching the Sky.

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