Son of Dread Series 3, Episode 4 – Where we don't piss Camela off – Attempt I

As you can see, we have already failed.

But that doesn't mean we can't try again.

Bojack: I can't say I'll try, but I'll try to try.

What the hell?!

When did you get here?!

Bojack: I heard you guys were going to try not to piss off Pamela, and I had to see it.

Well, it didn't work.

Bojack: No duh.

It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your child is?

Yeah, we shipped her off to China!!!

HIM!!!!

Anyway, in this episode we will have something happen.

I get a tank, and we go to My Little Pony Land.

Bojack: Can I come too?

…Yes.

So completely ignoring the characters, our three non-event narrators go to the army base.

I wonder where they keep the tank?

Probably near the other tanks.

Actually, I thought they kept them near the planes.

Bojack: You're both wrong. They keep them next to the Street Fighter II characters.

Oh.

Yeah, that makes sense.

So the narrators wandered up to the fish and chips shop, where the original arcade version of Street Fighter versus Marvel Superheroes was kept.

But they were hungry so they didn't notice it.

Can I get $5 worth of chips?

Bojack: Make that $10.

That's a lot of chips.

"Would you like tanks with that?" asked the counter-y person lady.

Yeah, why the hell not?

And since nobody, I mean NOBODY pays attention to narrators in any way shape or form, those people I'm talking about got three tanks and a lot of chips…

But we didn't get any tomato sauce, because the goddamn cheapo army people made you pay extra for it!!!!

…and then they drove out without being noticed. Nobody ever pays attention to narrators pink purple chicken.

Bojack: Now, do we actually know the way to My Little Pony place?

Ummm…. No.

Do we actually know how to drive a tank?

Bojack: Does it matter?

Um…. No.

And so it didn't.

Bojack: So where are we going?!

I figured we'd stop at Camela's house and ask for directions.

At Camela Pamela's house…

Pamela, will you tell us how to get to the My Little Pony place?

Pamela: Why…? Wait a minute, where'd you get those tanks?!

Bojack: What tanks?

Pamela: The ones you're driving!!

Oh! No, these aren't tanks.

Yeah, yeah. Um, they're helicopters!!

Pamela: Oh really? Can you make them fly?

Uh, yes.

Pamela: Show me.

Bojack: Well, we would but we don't want to.

But Camela Pamela wouldn't tell them where the place that they were going to was.

Crap.

But then they realized that the Pony place was in their hearts!!!

Wait, I remember something about this.

It's Flashback time, kiddies!

No! Cloud!!

A long time ago, when I was still in Shinra… no, before Little Washu met everybody and was still in Shinra…

"Just remember, true power comes from here," said Axe-achu, who had rather absolutely horrible 3D animation.

"From my chest?" asked Little Washu, a little confused.

"Yes. Oh wait, your name IS Tifa, right?"

"Uh, no that's my sister."

"Lulu?"

"Another sister."

"Dude, it really runs in your family!"

"Yeah, well, you know Tifa doesn't punch with her fists."

"Uh-huh."

"And if your mother insisted upon a silicon diet, it'd run in your family too."

Wait a minute, I didn't know that Little Washu used to be a member of Shinra!!

Me neither, I was actually referring to something else.

What Penny was really referring to…

"This keyblade has the power to unlock people's hearts!!" yelled Riku.

Bojack: Riku is a girl's name.

Yeah, so's Sora.

Yeah, so's Penny.

Is not!!

In any case, I assume our new quest is to find us a keyblade?

Bojack: Heh heh, Disney is gay.

At least Kingdom hearts didn't have all of the new Disney things.

Yeah, just most of them.

No, only one. Tarzan.

Damn Tarzan and his Russian profanities.

Bojack: And Hercules.

I choose to believe Hercules does not exist.

I know you are, but what am I?

Bojack: When do the SoD characters come back?

When they stop being LOL wankas!!!!

Damn LOL wankas! They can all get fux0r3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…pie.

1 b3 50000 l337!!!

You suck.

Bojack: 1 b3 l3373r 7h4n j00!!

Pastry chef.

Hey, do you have any idea of where the keyblade might be?

And so's your face!

CS faggort!

LOL wanka!?!?!?! Da pie boss, da pie!

HUH??? What the hell?

Duh, the original series of pleasure island! I love nick at night.

I've figured it out! We get Zoids, big Zoids, and attack the carebears.

Okay!!! Um, why?

Well, they're always going on about love and hearts and gay things, maybe they know about the keyblade.

Ok, but where do we get Zoids from?

Your house!

Mine? But….i don't have any!

Bojack: No, my house!

……..pie!

Burrito. Let's go!

So the narrators trekked off through seven trekkie conventions…

I'm a nerd!

Eight Blitzball games…

I'm a punk and I'm up to no good!

And then they finally remembered that they were only across the road from Bojack's house, and went in. But then they had to get out again because her brothers went crazy.

Yeah, or something.

Then they got bored and went to Big W and just nicked some of their Zoids.

But then they had to put them together.

It was über nerdtastic.

Then they set off for Pamela's house, because they didn't know where the land of the carebears was.

Bojack: What? Did you think we would?!

Today's experiment; Don't piss of Pamela …………………failed.