Disclaimer: All of these characters belong to me although they share names with some better known characters belonging to Dick Wolf and his associates.
Mr. Wolf's characters wouldn't be caught dead in this situation. At least not on camera.
Au note: For those of you who might not watch ALL the L&Os
Alex Cabot is the ADA on L&O: SVU. Eliot Stabler and Olivia Benson are detectives with the SVU. Jack McCoy and Serena Southerlyn are the EADA and his assistant respectively on L&O - the mothership. Elizabeth Olivet is a psychologist who consults for the police. Arthur (I've forgotten his last name) is the latest in a long line of D.A.s on L&O.
Summary: In chapter 1, Bobby suggested to Alex Eames and Alex Cabot that the three of them might like to form a "menage a trois". Chapter 2 should probably be subtitled Law & Order Meets Sex in the City
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Alex Eames responds to Bobby's 'suggestion'
Bobby, you're not too young
To know how it's done
So would you please shove
Off- We're in love
Just leave us alone to our fun!
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Alex Cabot responds to Bobby's 'suggestion'.
Goren you perv!
You've got some d@mn nerve!
If we need to be three
I know Serena is free
Now give us the space we deserve!
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Serena Southerlyn responds to Ms. Cabot's proposal
If Goren brings Jack and Deak
I'd allow them to peek
From behind the door
As we roll on the floor
I'll bet none of 'em would speak for a week!
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Alex Eames responds to Ms. Southerlyn
If Stabler accompanies those guys
And if everyone tries
Perhaps we'll arrange
A partner "exchange"
Won't Arthur be in for a surprise?!
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Alex Cabot chimes in
With all these hot men
Aren't we short two fine hens?
Shouldn't someone go see
If Olivia and Liz might be free
For an orgy at my place at ten?
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Olivia Benson responds to Alex's invitation
Not that I really care
But if Jack's gonna be there
Perhaps I'll drop by
And then Jack and I
Better warn him so he has time to prepare!
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Elizabeth Olivet also responds to Alex's invitation
I like men with curls
And an eye for the girls
If it won't make him sobby
I'd enjoy jumpin' Bobby
Ladies! I'm gonna give it a whirl!
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Final pairings:
Alex Eames and Eliot Stabler
Olivia Benson and Jack McCoy
Elizabeth Olivet and Bobby Goren
Serena Southerlyn and Jimmy Deakins
Alex Cabot and
Oops! We're short one stud.
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Alex Cabot
Hey everyone!
Carver's joining our fun!
Not just one sexy dude
He's also bringing the food
Thank goodness this chapter is done!