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CAST:
Chuck Woolery -- Dating Game host
Michael Myers -- Knife wielding maniac
Jason Vorhees-- Machete wielding maniac
Freddy Krueger -- Dead guy who kills kids in their dreams
Britney Spears -- Dating Game contestant
The Dating Game
CHUCK WOOLERY: Welcome to the Dating Game! I'm Chuck Woolery, although I don't think I ever hosted this show. Let's meet today's bachelors:
Bachelor #1 lives in Haddonfield, IL. His hobbies include killing people, killing people, and killing people............Say hello to Michael Myers! (Michael waves at the audience)
Bachelor #2, I think, is undead, and he wears a hockey mask but isn't a goalie.....Jason Vorhees! (Jason waves)
And finally, Bachelor #3 is also dead and hails from Elm Street. He kills kids in their dreams. Say hello to Freddy Krueger! (Freddy waves)
Now, let's meet today' contestant......Ms. Britney Spears!
(The audience claps as Britney Spears enters and sits.)
CHUCK: Tell us about youself, Britney.
BRITNEY SPEARS: Well, I'm from Kentwood, LA, and am one of the most successful singers in history. Please buy my third album, which came out two years ago, but only a few people bought.
CHUCK: Let's begin the game!
BRITNEY: Okay. Bachelor #1: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing with you, what would you bring?
(No response.)
BRITNEY: Hello....? Bachelor #1?? Ya there???
MICHAEL MYERS: I would bring.......since I'd be by myself, I wouldn't need my knife. I'd bring my Captain Kirk mask.
BRITNEY: Bachelor #2: If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be?
(Jason breathes heavily, but refuses to speak.)
BRITNEY: These bachelors are weird! Do you speak?
JASON: Neither Bachelor #1 nor I talk in any of our movies. Okay, I'd be expired, moldy, slimy ice cream.
BRITNEY: I think I'm going to be sick! Bachelor #3: If I fell asleep on our date, what would you do?
FREDDY KRUEGER: I'd Kill ya in my dreams, baby!
BRITNEY: Ooooh, sounds very sexy! Bachelor #1: Same question.
MICHAEL: I'd pick up my butcher knife and attempt to kill you, but have you wake up so I have to go through eight sequels, I mean dates, to kill ya!
BRITNEY: Bachelor #2: What movie best describes your life?
JASON: No fair! Friday the 13th parts 1 through 10.
BRITNEY: Bachelor #3: Finish this poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue......
FREDDY: Being dead is cool, as long as it's you!!
BRITNEY: Grrrrrowwwwwllll! (Laughs) Bachlor #1: Same thing. Again, the poem is: Roses are red, violets are blue.....
MICHAEL: My mask may look white, but it's actually pale blue!
BRITNEY: Bachelor #2: If we had dinner at your house, what would your mother be like?
JASON: My entire family is dead! I'm dead too!
BRITNEY: Last question: Bachelor #3: If we saw a film together, what film would we see?
FREDDY: We'd see Wes Craven's New Nightmare!!
CHUCK: Alright, Britney, it's time to choose your bachelor.
BRITNEY: Bachelor #1 isn't very talkative, Bachelor #2 disgusts me, and I'd never wanna see New Nightmare! I'm gonna have to pick...Bachelor #1!
CHUCK: Come on down, bachelors!
(The bachelors move to the other side of the set and shake hands with Britney.)
CHUCK: What's your name, Bachelor #1?
MICHAEL: Michael Myers. If you're ever in Haddonfield, give me a call!
CHUCK: That's all the time we have to today! I hope you evjoyed this as much as I did! Until next time, se ya!
CAST:
Chuck Woolery -- Dating Game host
Michael Myers -- Knife wielding maniac
Jason Vorhees-- Machete wielding maniac
Freddy Krueger -- Dead guy who kills kids in their dreams
Britney Spears -- Dating Game contestant
The Dating Game
CHUCK WOOLERY: Welcome to the Dating Game! I'm Chuck Woolery, although I don't think I ever hosted this show. Let's meet today's bachelors:
Bachelor #1 lives in Haddonfield, IL. His hobbies include killing people, killing people, and killing people............Say hello to Michael Myers! (Michael waves at the audience)
Bachelor #2, I think, is undead, and he wears a hockey mask but isn't a goalie.....Jason Vorhees! (Jason waves)
And finally, Bachelor #3 is also dead and hails from Elm Street. He kills kids in their dreams. Say hello to Freddy Krueger! (Freddy waves)
Now, let's meet today' contestant......Ms. Britney Spears!
(The audience claps as Britney Spears enters and sits.)
CHUCK: Tell us about youself, Britney.
BRITNEY SPEARS: Well, I'm from Kentwood, LA, and am one of the most successful singers in history. Please buy my third album, which came out two years ago, but only a few people bought.
CHUCK: Let's begin the game!
BRITNEY: Okay. Bachelor #1: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing with you, what would you bring?
(No response.)
BRITNEY: Hello....? Bachelor #1?? Ya there???
MICHAEL MYERS: I would bring.......since I'd be by myself, I wouldn't need my knife. I'd bring my Captain Kirk mask.
BRITNEY: Bachelor #2: If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be?
(Jason breathes heavily, but refuses to speak.)
BRITNEY: These bachelors are weird! Do you speak?
JASON: Neither Bachelor #1 nor I talk in any of our movies. Okay, I'd be expired, moldy, slimy ice cream.
BRITNEY: I think I'm going to be sick! Bachelor #3: If I fell asleep on our date, what would you do?
FREDDY KRUEGER: I'd Kill ya in my dreams, baby!
BRITNEY: Ooooh, sounds very sexy! Bachelor #1: Same question.
MICHAEL: I'd pick up my butcher knife and attempt to kill you, but have you wake up so I have to go through eight sequels, I mean dates, to kill ya!
BRITNEY: Bachelor #2: What movie best describes your life?
JASON: No fair! Friday the 13th parts 1 through 10.
BRITNEY: Bachelor #3: Finish this poem: Roses are red, Violets are blue......
FREDDY: Being dead is cool, as long as it's you!!
BRITNEY: Grrrrrowwwwwllll! (Laughs) Bachlor #1: Same thing. Again, the poem is: Roses are red, violets are blue.....
MICHAEL: My mask may look white, but it's actually pale blue!
BRITNEY: Bachelor #2: If we had dinner at your house, what would your mother be like?
JASON: My entire family is dead! I'm dead too!
BRITNEY: Last question: Bachelor #3: If we saw a film together, what film would we see?
FREDDY: We'd see Wes Craven's New Nightmare!!
CHUCK: Alright, Britney, it's time to choose your bachelor.
BRITNEY: Bachelor #1 isn't very talkative, Bachelor #2 disgusts me, and I'd never wanna see New Nightmare! I'm gonna have to pick...Bachelor #1!
CHUCK: Come on down, bachelors!
(The bachelors move to the other side of the set and shake hands with Britney.)
CHUCK: What's your name, Bachelor #1?
MICHAEL: Michael Myers. If you're ever in Haddonfield, give me a call!
CHUCK: That's all the time we have to today! I hope you evjoyed this as much as I did! Until next time, se ya!