Adventures in Destiny's Island
All: ::is staring at me::
Me: ::IS wondering why "all" people are staring at me::
Lawyer: You stupid assmuffin! it's Destiny Islands.
Me: ::hits the lawyer in the back of the head with a baseball bat:: Well, I changed it because they only show one island in the game and it sounds better. And yeaa, I need a new lawyer.
Episode 2: The Evil alien looking Creatures, Telletubbies
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Once upon a time, they were 3 bears. The mama bear, the papa....
Me: Wrong story Barney!
Barney: Oh, I am dearly sorry, do you forgive me?
Me: Um....sure.
Barney: Oh i'm glad. Remember kids, forgiveness is the key to make many friends and keep them! -cheesy smile- anyways...
Once upon a time, there were 6 different little kids who grew up in an island. They are stupid, immature and they work for me. My name is Barney. Oh boy! this is gonna be a fun day!
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Barney: Good Morning Kids!
All: Good morning Barney!
Riku: ::is in his room making weird noises which everyone could hear::
All: O_______________________________O
Sora: Damn, I knew we should've got sound-proof walls.
Barney: Well...this is extremely uncomfortable. Anyways, We have a situation kids. The Telletubbies have been causing trouble lately.
Selphie: OH NO!!! TRENYCE JUST GOT VOTED OFF AMERICAN IDOL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barney: TURN OFF THE T.V. NOW! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY. If you think i'm purple now...watch when I'm mad. It's not a pretty picture. I turn black and then I get the urge to steal my Mom's lipstick and write "Redrum" on the wall.
All: O______________________O...::gulp::
Barney: Anywho, the Telletubbies added a certain lens on their eyes which has the ability to hypnotize people. It is your job to find those lenses and destroy them for good. The people who were hypnotized are always glued to the T.V. whenever their show is on. In addition, the people also buy Telletubbies products. It's like they got addicted to it. Now who in the hell would be addicted to Telletubbies?
Selphie: ::is looking around and whistling innocently::
Barney: O_o...anyways. Tommorow Morning, you will all be sent to the PBS station which is where you would have to find those lenses. OMG! I REALLY LOVE ALL OF YOU!
============================== Later that Day =============================================
Everyone is at the Seaside Shack just hanging out...
Sora: Do you guys know what's odd?
Kairi: That you always cry at night because you think you're gonna die a virgin?
Sora: O_o...NO!
Kairi: Or the fact that you paid that woman in Traverse Town because you thought she was a hooker?
Sora: O_____o...NO!
Kairi: Or the fact that your room is filled with Zoom posters?
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Selphie: I feel tired
Riku: I feel hungry
Kairi: I feel like humping the couch.
Couch: ^____^
All: ::back away from the couch::
Barney: ::voice comes out of the seaside shack speaker phone:: Hunny Bunch...are you there?
All: O_____________O
Barney: Sweetie Pie?
Sora: ::imitates a woman's voice:: ~Yes?~
Barney: Hello sexay! you available tonight?
Sora: ~um, sure~
Barney: Meet me at the Ocean View Hotel. I'll bring the blueberry muffins and Cool-aid juice!
Sora: ~OK!~ ::bursts out of laughter::
Barney: Sora? is that you?
All: ::bursts out of laughter::
Barney: NOW I AM MAD! ::comes out of the speaker box:: REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM!
All: ::gulp::
Random annoying person who can't spell (noob): OMG!!! LOLLZZZ!!1! DATS SO FUNNI!!1!!1 ROFFLL!!!!112!!1
Barney: ::eats the noob::
Noob: OMG!!12! ITS SO DARK IN HERRE!21!!! AND DA WATER KINDA BURNS IN HERE!!!! OMG!!!! MY LEG IZ BURNIN!!!!112!! ITS MELTIN!!!! LOLZZZ!!!
Kairi: ::shoves a whole coconut in Barney's mouth::
Barney: ::is twitching on the floor::
Tidus: Is he choking or what?
Kairi: I dunno! he's purple already which makes it a whole lot harder.
All: ::backs away and runs out of the shack::
Noob: COOLZZ!!! A COCONUTZ!!!
============================== The next morning, in the secret base =========================
Speaker Box: Good morning kids!..he...he...he
Sora: Who the hell are you?
Speaker Box: Well, since you dudes choked him, he's in the hospital right now, like, totally! I'm the Dell guy!
::Chip chirp::
Dell guy: Anyways, Barney told me about you dudes getting into the T.V.! That is so rad! And dudes, what is up with your computers? Gateway? PALEEEZ, you guys should get a Dell ok!
::chirp chirp::
All: O___________________________________________O
After three hours of uncomfortable silence, they all decided to go into the T.V. and kick some Tubbie butt ::Shoots myself because it sounded extrememly cheesy::
============================ Meanwhile, in a Random Kid's house =============================
Kid: MOMMY! MOMMY! THERE'S A GIRL WITH SCARY HAIR CHOKING PO! THERE'S TWO KIDS BANGING TOY SWORDS ON LALAS HEAD! THERE'S A GIRL WITH A VERY BIG FOREHEAD SHOVING A COCONUT ON DIPSY'S MOUTH AND THERE'S A KID BANGING HIS BALL ON TINKY-WINKY!!!
Mom: That sounded extremely wrong! TIMEOUT FOR YOU YOUNG MAN! FACE THE WALL!
Kid: And the bunnies are doing funny things to each other ^____________^
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: ::is singing in his room in front of an Aerith poster::
I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!
LET'S GET A ROOM AND GET DIRTY!
I AM VERY BENDY AND I GOT MOVES YOU'LL NEVER SEE!
IT'LL MAKE YOU AND ME HAPPY! ^____________________________^
Unfortunately, Cloud was walking by because he came to the islands for a visit. ^___^
Episode 3 coming up!
All: ::is staring at me::
Me: ::IS wondering why "all" people are staring at me::
Lawyer: You stupid assmuffin! it's Destiny Islands.
Me: ::hits the lawyer in the back of the head with a baseball bat:: Well, I changed it because they only show one island in the game and it sounds better. And yeaa, I need a new lawyer.
Episode 2: The Evil alien looking Creatures, Telletubbies
=========================================================================================
Once upon a time, they were 3 bears. The mama bear, the papa....
Me: Wrong story Barney!
Barney: Oh, I am dearly sorry, do you forgive me?
Me: Um....sure.
Barney: Oh i'm glad. Remember kids, forgiveness is the key to make many friends and keep them! -cheesy smile- anyways...
Once upon a time, there were 6 different little kids who grew up in an island. They are stupid, immature and they work for me. My name is Barney. Oh boy! this is gonna be a fun day!
=========================================================================================
Barney: Good Morning Kids!
All: Good morning Barney!
Riku: ::is in his room making weird noises which everyone could hear::
All: O_______________________________O
Sora: Damn, I knew we should've got sound-proof walls.
Barney: Well...this is extremely uncomfortable. Anyways, We have a situation kids. The Telletubbies have been causing trouble lately.
Selphie: OH NO!!! TRENYCE JUST GOT VOTED OFF AMERICAN IDOL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barney: TURN OFF THE T.V. NOW! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY. If you think i'm purple now...watch when I'm mad. It's not a pretty picture. I turn black and then I get the urge to steal my Mom's lipstick and write "Redrum" on the wall.
All: O______________________O...::gulp::
Barney: Anywho, the Telletubbies added a certain lens on their eyes which has the ability to hypnotize people. It is your job to find those lenses and destroy them for good. The people who were hypnotized are always glued to the T.V. whenever their show is on. In addition, the people also buy Telletubbies products. It's like they got addicted to it. Now who in the hell would be addicted to Telletubbies?
Selphie: ::is looking around and whistling innocently::
Barney: O_o...anyways. Tommorow Morning, you will all be sent to the PBS station which is where you would have to find those lenses. OMG! I REALLY LOVE ALL OF YOU!
============================== Later that Day =============================================
Everyone is at the Seaside Shack just hanging out...
Sora: Do you guys know what's odd?
Kairi: That you always cry at night because you think you're gonna die a virgin?
Sora: O_o...NO!
Kairi: Or the fact that you paid that woman in Traverse Town because you thought she was a hooker?
Sora: O_____o...NO!
Kairi: Or the fact that your room is filled with Zoom posters?
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Selphie: I feel tired
Riku: I feel hungry
Kairi: I feel like humping the couch.
Couch: ^____^
All: ::back away from the couch::
Barney: ::voice comes out of the seaside shack speaker phone:: Hunny Bunch...are you there?
All: O_____________O
Barney: Sweetie Pie?
Sora: ::imitates a woman's voice:: ~Yes?~
Barney: Hello sexay! you available tonight?
Sora: ~um, sure~
Barney: Meet me at the Ocean View Hotel. I'll bring the blueberry muffins and Cool-aid juice!
Sora: ~OK!~ ::bursts out of laughter::
Barney: Sora? is that you?
All: ::bursts out of laughter::
Barney: NOW I AM MAD! ::comes out of the speaker box:: REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM!
All: ::gulp::
Random annoying person who can't spell (noob): OMG!!! LOLLZZZ!!1! DATS SO FUNNI!!1!!1 ROFFLL!!!!112!!1
Barney: ::eats the noob::
Noob: OMG!!12! ITS SO DARK IN HERRE!21!!! AND DA WATER KINDA BURNS IN HERE!!!! OMG!!!! MY LEG IZ BURNIN!!!!112!! ITS MELTIN!!!! LOLZZZ!!!
Kairi: ::shoves a whole coconut in Barney's mouth::
Barney: ::is twitching on the floor::
Tidus: Is he choking or what?
Kairi: I dunno! he's purple already which makes it a whole lot harder.
All: ::backs away and runs out of the shack::
Noob: COOLZZ!!! A COCONUTZ!!!
============================== The next morning, in the secret base =========================
Speaker Box: Good morning kids!..he...he...he
Sora: Who the hell are you?
Speaker Box: Well, since you dudes choked him, he's in the hospital right now, like, totally! I'm the Dell guy!
::Chip chirp::
Dell guy: Anyways, Barney told me about you dudes getting into the T.V.! That is so rad! And dudes, what is up with your computers? Gateway? PALEEEZ, you guys should get a Dell ok!
::chirp chirp::
All: O___________________________________________O
After three hours of uncomfortable silence, they all decided to go into the T.V. and kick some Tubbie butt ::Shoots myself because it sounded extrememly cheesy::
============================ Meanwhile, in a Random Kid's house =============================
Kid: MOMMY! MOMMY! THERE'S A GIRL WITH SCARY HAIR CHOKING PO! THERE'S TWO KIDS BANGING TOY SWORDS ON LALAS HEAD! THERE'S A GIRL WITH A VERY BIG FOREHEAD SHOVING A COCONUT ON DIPSY'S MOUTH AND THERE'S A KID BANGING HIS BALL ON TINKY-WINKY!!!
Mom: That sounded extremely wrong! TIMEOUT FOR YOU YOUNG MAN! FACE THE WALL!
Kid: And the bunnies are doing funny things to each other ^____________^
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: ::is singing in his room in front of an Aerith poster::
I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!
LET'S GET A ROOM AND GET DIRTY!
I AM VERY BENDY AND I GOT MOVES YOU'LL NEVER SEE!
IT'LL MAKE YOU AND ME HAPPY! ^____________________________^
Unfortunately, Cloud was walking by because he came to the islands for a visit. ^___^
Episode 3 coming up!