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A.N.- Okay, this story came to me in a dream. The YGO cast is acting out "Pizza Delivery" episode on Spongebob Squarepants. They will be using the phrases from the show, not just this particular episode. This is a story about Yami and Joey working at Pizza Castle. They get a call from Kaiba to deliver a pizza.
Chapter One: The Call
Kaiba was in bed watching t.v. when a Pizza Castle commercial came on the air. His mouth started to water from the savory goodness. He decided to order a pizza. He picked up the phone and dialed the number.
"Hello?" A young female voice answered.
"Yeah, hey Mario...listen can I get a large double pepperoni, double sausage pizza?" Kaiba asked.
There was a silence.
"Kaiba?" The young girl questioned.
"Tea? You're working at Pizza Castle now?" Kaiba asked.
"What? No!" Tea yelled as she hung up the phone.
Kaiba shrugged his shoulders and dialed another number.
"Hello?" Another young girl answered.
"Yeah, is this Pizza Castle?" Kaiba asked playing with the phone cord.
"Does this sound like Pizza Castle, you barrnicle head!" Mai screamed.
"Well..." Kaiba couldn't think of a comeback.
"Goodbye!" Mai yelled as she hung up the phone and continued to stuff tissue paper in her bra. (A.N.- That's not from Spongebob, I just think it is funny...)
Kaiba decided one more time to call Pizza Castle.
~MEANWHILE~
Yami and Joey were almost finished with their shifts when the phone rang. Yami picked up the phone.
"Sorry Sir, but we are closed..." Yami said as Tristan ran out and grabbed the phone.
"How may I help you?" Tristan asked as Yami sighed.
"Okay, they'll be there soon, have a good night..." Tristan said.
"Mr. Taylor, we don't deliver...." Yami whined.
"We don't, but you do..." Tristan said as he handed Yami the pizza.
"But..Sir... can't you get Joey to do it?" Yami complained.
"Good idea, take Joey with you." Tristan said pointing to Joey.
Yami looked over to Joey who was helping a customer.
"You only asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink...and I only put in one!" Joey yelled as the customer started to laugh.
"Get over here Joey!" Yami yelled as Joey rushed over.
"Come on, we have to make a delivery..." Yami sighed and walked out the door to his car. He sat in the passenger seat and looked at Joey.
"Get in the car," Yami said as Joey sat in the car. "You're driving."
"But, Yami..I'm still in driving school.." Joey said.
"It's only around the block, now drive!" Yami ordered.
"Umm...okay.." Joey starts looking around the car.
"Well...back it up.." Yami said.
"What?" Joey asked.
"Back-It-Up.." Yami repeated.
"Umm...." Looks around again.
"Shift into reverse!" Yami yelled.
"Umm..." Joey said.
Joey continued to stall until Yami yelled at him again.
"BACKING UP!" Joey yelled as he pulled the gear button into reverse.
The car went flying backward. "Joey!" Yami yelled as they continued to move backward. Later on that night.....
"Backing up....backing up.....backing up..." Joey said as they finally stopped.
"Well....you backed up..." Yami said. "...and you know what else...we're out of gas! And in the middle of nowhere!" Yami yelled.
"...and you know what else...else?" Joey said as Yami looked at him. "I think the pizza's getting cold..." Joey stated.
"Oh and the Pizza! Oh no...how can things get any worse!" Yami said acting mellow-dramatic.
He couldn't take it anymore. He kicked the car in the bumper. The car started up by itself and want flying forward. Yami only watched it go in pity.
~Later~
"The Pizza Castle pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!" Joey yelled as Yami sighed.
"This is going to be a long night!" Yami thought.
"Wait...!" Joey yelled as Yami looked at him.
"What?" Yami said.
"I hear a car coming..." Joey proclaimed.
"What?" Yami repeated again.
"I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would hitchhike," Joey said.
The van proceeded closer. Joey moved in the middle of the road and started doing the dance to "YMCA." The van didn't stop. Yami ran across the road and pushed Joey and him to safety.
"Fish paste," Yami said.
They continued to walk.
"The Pizza Castle pizza, is the pizza, for you and ME!" Joey yelled.
Yami was getting tired. He glanced at Joey, who was still singing. He looked at the pizza in his hands.
"Ya know Joey, we need to eat something..." Yami said as he looked at the pizza.
"Well, I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat grass...."
Yami looked at the grass on the side of the main road. "I guess there's no harm..." He pulled a piece of grass from the ground and started eating it.
"Wait...no....maybe it was mud!" Joey yelled.
Yami stopped chewing and spit the grass out.
"Give me the pizza!"
"No, I remember it was grass!" Joey yelled.
"Give me the pizza!" Yami yelled.
"N0, it's for the customer!" Joey yelled back.
"You're right, it's for the customer...." Yami sweet-talked him.
"Yeah..." Joey said a little confused.
"Lets take a look, just to see if it's alright..." Yami said. "Just a peek..."
"Okay..." Joey said.
They lifted the lid to the pizza.
"Sure is a nice looking pizza..." Yami said softly.
"Yeah...." Joey said.
"It probably tastes great too..." Yami said.
"Wait a minute!" Joey yelled as he slammed the lid shut. "I know what you're trying to do!" Joey glared at him. "You're not getting this pizza."
They start to run around in circles.
"Give me the pizza!" Yami yelled.
"No!"
Joey!" Yami yelled.
"No!"
"The pizza...." Yami yelled getting tired.
"N0!"
"Joey...." Yami yelled.
"No...no....no!" Joey yelled as he walked right into Yami.
"Now, you're going to give me the pizza....." Yami yelled as he leaned forward to get the pizza.
~To be continued...~
A.N.- I know I wasn't that accurate, but I was just remembering the lines off the top of my head. Stay tuned for next chappie...if I get any reviews...
Next Chappie: Will Yami ever get that pizza?
A.N.- Okay, this story came to me in a dream. The YGO cast is acting out "Pizza Delivery" episode on Spongebob Squarepants. They will be using the phrases from the show, not just this particular episode. This is a story about Yami and Joey working at Pizza Castle. They get a call from Kaiba to deliver a pizza.
Chapter One: The Call
Kaiba was in bed watching t.v. when a Pizza Castle commercial came on the air. His mouth started to water from the savory goodness. He decided to order a pizza. He picked up the phone and dialed the number.
"Hello?" A young female voice answered.
"Yeah, hey Mario...listen can I get a large double pepperoni, double sausage pizza?" Kaiba asked.
There was a silence.
"Kaiba?" The young girl questioned.
"Tea? You're working at Pizza Castle now?" Kaiba asked.
"What? No!" Tea yelled as she hung up the phone.
Kaiba shrugged his shoulders and dialed another number.
"Hello?" Another young girl answered.
"Yeah, is this Pizza Castle?" Kaiba asked playing with the phone cord.
"Does this sound like Pizza Castle, you barrnicle head!" Mai screamed.
"Well..." Kaiba couldn't think of a comeback.
"Goodbye!" Mai yelled as she hung up the phone and continued to stuff tissue paper in her bra. (A.N.- That's not from Spongebob, I just think it is funny...)
Kaiba decided one more time to call Pizza Castle.
~MEANWHILE~
Yami and Joey were almost finished with their shifts when the phone rang. Yami picked up the phone.
"Sorry Sir, but we are closed..." Yami said as Tristan ran out and grabbed the phone.
"How may I help you?" Tristan asked as Yami sighed.
"Okay, they'll be there soon, have a good night..." Tristan said.
"Mr. Taylor, we don't deliver...." Yami whined.
"We don't, but you do..." Tristan said as he handed Yami the pizza.
"But..Sir... can't you get Joey to do it?" Yami complained.
"Good idea, take Joey with you." Tristan said pointing to Joey.
Yami looked over to Joey who was helping a customer.
"You only asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink...and I only put in one!" Joey yelled as the customer started to laugh.
"Get over here Joey!" Yami yelled as Joey rushed over.
"Come on, we have to make a delivery..." Yami sighed and walked out the door to his car. He sat in the passenger seat and looked at Joey.
"Get in the car," Yami said as Joey sat in the car. "You're driving."
"But, Yami..I'm still in driving school.." Joey said.
"It's only around the block, now drive!" Yami ordered.
"Umm...okay.." Joey starts looking around the car.
"Well...back it up.." Yami said.
"What?" Joey asked.
"Back-It-Up.." Yami repeated.
"Umm...." Looks around again.
"Shift into reverse!" Yami yelled.
"Umm..." Joey said.
Joey continued to stall until Yami yelled at him again.
"BACKING UP!" Joey yelled as he pulled the gear button into reverse.
The car went flying backward. "Joey!" Yami yelled as they continued to move backward. Later on that night.....
"Backing up....backing up.....backing up..." Joey said as they finally stopped.
"Well....you backed up..." Yami said. "...and you know what else...we're out of gas! And in the middle of nowhere!" Yami yelled.
"...and you know what else...else?" Joey said as Yami looked at him. "I think the pizza's getting cold..." Joey stated.
"Oh and the Pizza! Oh no...how can things get any worse!" Yami said acting mellow-dramatic.
He couldn't take it anymore. He kicked the car in the bumper. The car started up by itself and want flying forward. Yami only watched it go in pity.
~Later~
"The Pizza Castle pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!" Joey yelled as Yami sighed.
"This is going to be a long night!" Yami thought.
"Wait...!" Joey yelled as Yami looked at him.
"What?" Yami said.
"I hear a car coming..." Joey proclaimed.
"What?" Yami repeated again.
"I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would hitchhike," Joey said.
The van proceeded closer. Joey moved in the middle of the road and started doing the dance to "YMCA." The van didn't stop. Yami ran across the road and pushed Joey and him to safety.
"Fish paste," Yami said.
They continued to walk.
"The Pizza Castle pizza, is the pizza, for you and ME!" Joey yelled.
Yami was getting tired. He glanced at Joey, who was still singing. He looked at the pizza in his hands.
"Ya know Joey, we need to eat something..." Yami said as he looked at the pizza.
"Well, I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat grass...."
Yami looked at the grass on the side of the main road. "I guess there's no harm..." He pulled a piece of grass from the ground and started eating it.
"Wait...no....maybe it was mud!" Joey yelled.
Yami stopped chewing and spit the grass out.
"Give me the pizza!"
"No, I remember it was grass!" Joey yelled.
"Give me the pizza!" Yami yelled.
"N0, it's for the customer!" Joey yelled back.
"You're right, it's for the customer...." Yami sweet-talked him.
"Yeah..." Joey said a little confused.
"Lets take a look, just to see if it's alright..." Yami said. "Just a peek..."
"Okay..." Joey said.
They lifted the lid to the pizza.
"Sure is a nice looking pizza..." Yami said softly.
"Yeah...." Joey said.
"It probably tastes great too..." Yami said.
"Wait a minute!" Joey yelled as he slammed the lid shut. "I know what you're trying to do!" Joey glared at him. "You're not getting this pizza."
They start to run around in circles.
"Give me the pizza!" Yami yelled.
"No!"
Joey!" Yami yelled.
"No!"
"The pizza...." Yami yelled getting tired.
"N0!"
"Joey...." Yami yelled.
"No...no....no!" Joey yelled as he walked right into Yami.
"Now, you're going to give me the pizza....." Yami yelled as he leaned forward to get the pizza.
~To be continued...~
A.N.- I know I wasn't that accurate, but I was just remembering the lines off the top of my head. Stay tuned for next chappie...if I get any reviews...
Next Chappie: Will Yami ever get that pizza?