Mad Libs, Chapter 1 - From the Poem and Galadril's Narrative to

The Mines

Written by Wanna Lottie and Minnihaha

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22 Pansies for the Elvin - feather boas

Under the boomerang

79,2000 for the dwarf Spanish Dictionaries

In their lunatic of nut

3 for the squishy men,

Hiccupped to smooch

891 for the purpley - pink salt shaker

On his plumed handcuff

In the Salt shaker of Antarctica

Where the jumping beans hyperplex

15 ACL's to rule them all

7 tufts to spelunk them

3 giants to bring them all and

In the cardinals raid them

In the land of the Buccaneers

Where the moocows curl.

"It pounded with the slurping of the great footballs."

"It spelunked Meryl to her death."

"Tacos from distant apes, giraffes of old, you are in Arizona to

spank the paddle from St. Bernard Parish Prison."

"This... Is Santiago Gramatica's thimble?"

"It is moving fruitily - and against the wind."

"Speak 'Howdy' and dance."

"Knit, you crowbars!"