oos: I dunno if this story will go any further than a few chapters, but
I'll try.
I got this random idea from a discussion my best friend, Kita, and I had this morning. We always tease each other about how we're like each other's half of a whole soul. She's the yami because she is SO UTTERLY EVIL!!!!!!!!!! You have NO IDEA of the evilness! Once, Kita was being teased by this annoying boy at school as we were walking down the hallway to go outside, get on the bus, and go home. He kept tripping her and she was slowly, but surely becoming pissed off. I recognized her warning signs and let her have a few more feet (about 20) of personal space. The guy, however, either was too stupid to notice or too stupid to care.
Then he tripped her so hard that she almost fell. Kita whirled around and raised her backpack like she was going to sock him. Everyone else in the hallway had been watching and they froze in anticipation. You could literally feel the waves of power/anger/fury radiating out from her and I myself backed up a few steps even though I wasn't the target of her frustration.
The idiot cringed! It was so perfect that I almost laughed at him then and there. He was crouching down on the ground in fear with his eyes squeezed shut! I could almost hear him praying, "GOD DON'T LET THIS PSYCHO GIRL KILL ME, GOD DON'T LET THIS PSYCHO GIRL KILL ME!"
Finally, Kita carefully and deliberately lowered her backpack, as if regaining her temper. She swung it back over her left shoulder and began walking down the hall. The crowd that had been surrounding us parted for her like the Red Sea for Moses and I almost followed in her wake. Then I saw the guy still down on the ground and smiled. I wasn't as evil as her, but anyone who messed with my yami deserved what they got.
I waited patiently until the guy opened one eye. He seemed to realize the wild amazon-warrior girl of his nightmares had departed and opened both eyes. The boy seemed to further realize he had a crowd of his peers viewing his humiliation for their own pleasure. He opened his mouth, unsure what to say. Then, regaining his attitude, the guy quickly straightened to his full height and belted out "HA!" like he had won.
I laughed the whole way home, bus ride included.
Anyway, the point of that long and somewhat-unecessary story was that Kita is evil.
I, unfortunately, am not. I'm Kita's hikari, Aithril. I really, really want to be evil, but I'm just not. (I can't even laugh evilly.) So, I've decided to write this story in which Marik, Yami Bakura, and Pegasus attempt to teach me the ways of evilness. All three of them are enough to drive anyone evil (or at least insane). Right?
Also, the first sentence is from Liz's story Yami in Blue's Clues Land which is the BEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ! YOU ROCK LIZ!
(clears throat) Anyway.... on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything dealing with Yu-Gi-Oh!. All I have is myself, and K-.... (recieves evil glare from Kita) (sweatdrop)(giggles nervously) hehehe, I mean, Kita owns herself.
Kita: (growls)
Key: (....)=actions :__=speaking *.....* = private thoughts /..../ = hikari to yami //.....// = yami to hikari
I Wanna Be Bad!
Aithril: LALALALALALALA (skips through flowers)
Marik: (is revolted) That's disturbing.
Aithril: Aww, thank you! Cute wittle Mawik, you!
Marik: -_-U Yeah....
Aithril: (suddenly stiffens and stares blankly ahead)
Marik: Um, Aithril?
Aithril: (is silent)
Marik: Aithril? Are you-
Voice: I am no longer Aithril! I couldn't take those revolting flowers and screechy singing anymore!
Marik: Oh, it's you! (grows angry) Give me back my Millenium Rod, Kita!
Kita: Lemme think for a minute..... NO! (Aithril feels weird twinge of a feeling, but ignores it)
Marik: Oh yeah?
Kita: Yeah!
Marik: If you don't give it back right now, I'll, I'll-
Kita: You'll do what? Hit me if some psychic blasts? I'm terrified! I think I just wet myself!
Aithril:/You wet us? These are my favorite underwear!/
Kita: (misunderstands) //MY FAVORITE UNDERWEAR? The ones with that evil cat on them?//
Aithril: /No, my Boots underwear!/
Kita: //Boots? Who is this Boots? When did you start seeing him and why didn't you tell me?// (is quietly angry, and a little hurt)
Aithril: (senses hurt)/ No, yami, Boots is a character on Dora the -/
Kita: //I told you not to say the name of that show in front of me!//
Aithril: /But we're always together./
Kita: //I know. That's why I said that.//
Aithril: /Oh..... T_T/
Kita: //Wait a minute, you baka! I didn't really wet us!//
Aithril: /Oh./ (feels Kita roll her eyes) /Thanks god!/
Kita: //Oh shut up and let me talk to Marik!//
Aithril: /I know you love me deep down too, Kita./
Kita: (gruffy) //Yeah, sure, whatever.... back to Marik...//
Marik: But- (starts sniffing) T_T
Kita: Mwahahhahaha! (perfect evil laugh)
Aithril: /Kita, that's not nice! You should give Marik back his Millenium Item!/
Kita: //That wouldn't be very evil, now would it?//
Aithril: (thinks for a minute)/No, I suppose not./
Kita: //You don't have an evil bone in your body.//
Aithril: (fumes)/ I bet I do somewhere!/
Kita: (starts to laugh) //Hahahha, you couldn't be evil if you tried!//
Aithril: (gets an idea) /I could too! And I'll prove it! Let me take over!/
Kita: //Fine, only because I gotta see this!// (Retreats into her soul room, still chuckling)
Aithril: Hmph! (takes control) (sees Marik eyeing her) What?!
Marik: (suspiciously) Are you Aithril or Kita? *I honestly can't tell sometimes*
Aithril: Aithril! Duh! (pauses) I mean, of course it's me, Aithril. How charmingly silly of you Marik! And, my, aren't you looking handsome today!
Marik: (looks alarmed) Even YOU aren't that nice. (suspicious again) What do you want from me?
Aithril: Okineedlessonsonhowtobebadbecauseibetmyyamithaticouldbeevilbutidunnohowand-
Marik: (holds up hands) Slow down tiger!
Aithril: (sweatdrop)
Marik: Come again? And slowly please....
Aithril: Ok, I need lessons on how to be bad because I bet my yami-
, now it's a bet, is it? I BET $50.00 THAT YOU CAN'T BE BAD!//
Aithril: (continues) that I could be bad. But I dunno how and she just bet $50.00 that I can't! Hold on a minute!
Aithril:/You don't have $50.00!/
Kita: //Oh yeah... well, of your money!//
Aithril: /You can't do that!/
Kita: // I am an all powerful yami! Of course I can!//
Aithril: /No you can't! It's against NBR!/
Kita: (reads her mind) //National Betting Rules?//
Aithril (sheepishly) /Yes./
Kita: (snorts) /Patheitc./
Aithril: (ignores) So, will you teach me?
Marik: I don't know. You don't seem to be the evil type.
Aithril: (puppy eyes) PWEASE? I WANNA BE BAD! JUST WIKE YOU!
Marik: Hmm... I can't blame anyone for wanting to be evil like me! (nods, smiling very 'modestly)
Aithril: (mentally rolling eyes) Of course! I want to be the evilest I can be!
Marik: (pulls out cell phone) I think I'll need back up. (quickly pushes number and waits while the phone rings)
Ryou: (picks up phone) (Bakura is sleeping in his soul room) Hello?
Marik: Yo, Ryou, pass the control to Bakura.
Ryou: -_-U He's asleep, I don't think that's such a-
Marik: NOW, Ryou!
Ryou: O_O o-ok, here he is.
Marik: Thanks.
Ryou: (runs into soul room) /Bakura!/
Bakura: (wakes with a start and growls) //What is it? Didn't I tell you not to wake me until it's time for our doctor's appointment?//
Ryou:/We have a doctor's appointment?/
Bakura: //Yes, for- umm..... the... small problem we have.....//
Ryou: O_O! /NEVER MIND!/
Bakura: (growing angry)// So, why are you here, Ryou?// (in strained and checked voice)
Ryou: (blinks)/ I forget..... /(scratches head)
Bakura: (smacks forehead and explodes) //WHY ARE YOU HERE DAMNIT?!//
Ryou: (remembers under pressure) /Oh! Marik's on the phone and-/
Bakura: (pushes Ryou into his own soul room and himself into their body, cutting him off) Hello?
Marik: It's about time.
Bakura: Ryou couldn't remember why he woke me up.
Marik: -_-U (mutters) Why am I not surprised?
Bakura: (dangerously) What was that?!
Marik: O_O Nothing, of course.
Bakura: It better not have been anything about my hikari! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY AIBOU BUT ME!
Ryou: (in Bakura's mind) /You really care!/
Bakura: SHUT YOUR FACE, YOU IDIOT! (forgets he's speaking into the phone and not in his and Ryou's minds)
Marik: What did you say, you albino?!
Bakura: I was talking to Ryou!
Aithril: (thinks how weird this conversation has been going so far and wonders if there are any pineapples or pixi sticks in the kitchen)
Kita: //No!//
Aithril: (jumps) /I wasn't talking to you!/
Kita: //No, but you were thinking rather loudly.//
Aithril: /Why aren't there any?/
Kita: //I hid them from you!//
Aithril: (cautiously ventures into soul room to access her memories and is stopped by an angry yami with her hands on her hips)
Kita: //DON'T YOU DARE!//
Aithril: O_O /I was... umm... I forgot my- my-/
Kita: (in an equally dangerous voice as Bakura's) //Forgot your what?//
Aithril: /My... ah, my air!/ (takes deep breath) /This is is my air and I left it in here!/
Kita: -_-U //Right// (escorts out of soul room)
Aithril: (is dragging heels) /No, I really did I-/ (is pushed back into her body) OW!
Marik: (is staring at her as Bakura screams over the phone) Why are you screaming?
Aithril: (thinks fast) Uhhhh, menstrual cramps? (sweatdrop)
Marik: (is disgusted) Ew.
Kita: //That is so wrong.//
Aithril: (backs up) I think I'll go get some Alieve...
Marik: You do that. Don't be in too much pain now. (sarcastically)
Aithril: (waves hand over shoulder) I won't! Count on me!
Marik: (murmurs) Sorry, I only count one idiot......
oos: So? You like? Please review. I don't think this is my best story, but it's so funny! I think. Lol, it's funny to me anyway. I hope you like it. If you do, click the review button down there and say so! Thanks.
I got this random idea from a discussion my best friend, Kita, and I had this morning. We always tease each other about how we're like each other's half of a whole soul. She's the yami because she is SO UTTERLY EVIL!!!!!!!!!! You have NO IDEA of the evilness! Once, Kita was being teased by this annoying boy at school as we were walking down the hallway to go outside, get on the bus, and go home. He kept tripping her and she was slowly, but surely becoming pissed off. I recognized her warning signs and let her have a few more feet (about 20) of personal space. The guy, however, either was too stupid to notice or too stupid to care.
Then he tripped her so hard that she almost fell. Kita whirled around and raised her backpack like she was going to sock him. Everyone else in the hallway had been watching and they froze in anticipation. You could literally feel the waves of power/anger/fury radiating out from her and I myself backed up a few steps even though I wasn't the target of her frustration.
The idiot cringed! It was so perfect that I almost laughed at him then and there. He was crouching down on the ground in fear with his eyes squeezed shut! I could almost hear him praying, "GOD DON'T LET THIS PSYCHO GIRL KILL ME, GOD DON'T LET THIS PSYCHO GIRL KILL ME!"
Finally, Kita carefully and deliberately lowered her backpack, as if regaining her temper. She swung it back over her left shoulder and began walking down the hall. The crowd that had been surrounding us parted for her like the Red Sea for Moses and I almost followed in her wake. Then I saw the guy still down on the ground and smiled. I wasn't as evil as her, but anyone who messed with my yami deserved what they got.
I waited patiently until the guy opened one eye. He seemed to realize the wild amazon-warrior girl of his nightmares had departed and opened both eyes. The boy seemed to further realize he had a crowd of his peers viewing his humiliation for their own pleasure. He opened his mouth, unsure what to say. Then, regaining his attitude, the guy quickly straightened to his full height and belted out "HA!" like he had won.
I laughed the whole way home, bus ride included.
Anyway, the point of that long and somewhat-unecessary story was that Kita is evil.
I, unfortunately, am not. I'm Kita's hikari, Aithril. I really, really want to be evil, but I'm just not. (I can't even laugh evilly.) So, I've decided to write this story in which Marik, Yami Bakura, and Pegasus attempt to teach me the ways of evilness. All three of them are enough to drive anyone evil (or at least insane). Right?
Also, the first sentence is from Liz's story Yami in Blue's Clues Land which is the BEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ! YOU ROCK LIZ!
(clears throat) Anyway.... on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything dealing with Yu-Gi-Oh!. All I have is myself, and K-.... (recieves evil glare from Kita) (sweatdrop)(giggles nervously) hehehe, I mean, Kita owns herself.
Kita: (growls)
Key: (....)=actions :__=speaking *.....* = private thoughts /..../ = hikari to yami //.....// = yami to hikari
I Wanna Be Bad!
Aithril: LALALALALALALA (skips through flowers)
Marik: (is revolted) That's disturbing.
Aithril: Aww, thank you! Cute wittle Mawik, you!
Marik: -_-U Yeah....
Aithril: (suddenly stiffens and stares blankly ahead)
Marik: Um, Aithril?
Aithril: (is silent)
Marik: Aithril? Are you-
Voice: I am no longer Aithril! I couldn't take those revolting flowers and screechy singing anymore!
Marik: Oh, it's you! (grows angry) Give me back my Millenium Rod, Kita!
Kita: Lemme think for a minute..... NO! (Aithril feels weird twinge of a feeling, but ignores it)
Marik: Oh yeah?
Kita: Yeah!
Marik: If you don't give it back right now, I'll, I'll-
Kita: You'll do what? Hit me if some psychic blasts? I'm terrified! I think I just wet myself!
Aithril:/You wet us? These are my favorite underwear!/
Kita: (misunderstands) //MY FAVORITE UNDERWEAR? The ones with that evil cat on them?//
Aithril: /No, my Boots underwear!/
Kita: //Boots? Who is this Boots? When did you start seeing him and why didn't you tell me?// (is quietly angry, and a little hurt)
Aithril: (senses hurt)/ No, yami, Boots is a character on Dora the -/
Kita: //I told you not to say the name of that show in front of me!//
Aithril: /But we're always together./
Kita: //I know. That's why I said that.//
Aithril: /Oh..... T_T/
Kita: //Wait a minute, you baka! I didn't really wet us!//
Aithril: /Oh./ (feels Kita roll her eyes) /Thanks god!/
Kita: //Oh shut up and let me talk to Marik!//
Aithril: /I know you love me deep down too, Kita./
Kita: (gruffy) //Yeah, sure, whatever.... back to Marik...//
Marik: But- (starts sniffing) T_T
Kita: Mwahahhahaha! (perfect evil laugh)
Aithril: /Kita, that's not nice! You should give Marik back his Millenium Item!/
Kita: //That wouldn't be very evil, now would it?//
Aithril: (thinks for a minute)/No, I suppose not./
Kita: //You don't have an evil bone in your body.//
Aithril: (fumes)/ I bet I do somewhere!/
Kita: (starts to laugh) //Hahahha, you couldn't be evil if you tried!//
Aithril: (gets an idea) /I could too! And I'll prove it! Let me take over!/
Kita: //Fine, only because I gotta see this!// (Retreats into her soul room, still chuckling)
Aithril: Hmph! (takes control) (sees Marik eyeing her) What?!
Marik: (suspiciously) Are you Aithril or Kita? *I honestly can't tell sometimes*
Aithril: Aithril! Duh! (pauses) I mean, of course it's me, Aithril. How charmingly silly of you Marik! And, my, aren't you looking handsome today!
Marik: (looks alarmed) Even YOU aren't that nice. (suspicious again) What do you want from me?
Aithril: Okineedlessonsonhowtobebadbecauseibetmyyamithaticouldbeevilbutidunnohowand-
Marik: (holds up hands) Slow down tiger!
Aithril: (sweatdrop)
Marik: Come again? And slowly please....
Aithril: Ok, I need lessons on how to be bad because I bet my yami-
, now it's a bet, is it? I BET $50.00 THAT YOU CAN'T BE BAD!//
Aithril: (continues) that I could be bad. But I dunno how and she just bet $50.00 that I can't! Hold on a minute!
Aithril:/You don't have $50.00!/
Kita: //Oh yeah... well, of your money!//
Aithril: /You can't do that!/
Kita: // I am an all powerful yami! Of course I can!//
Aithril: /No you can't! It's against NBR!/
Kita: (reads her mind) //National Betting Rules?//
Aithril (sheepishly) /Yes./
Kita: (snorts) /Patheitc./
Aithril: (ignores) So, will you teach me?
Marik: I don't know. You don't seem to be the evil type.
Aithril: (puppy eyes) PWEASE? I WANNA BE BAD! JUST WIKE YOU!
Marik: Hmm... I can't blame anyone for wanting to be evil like me! (nods, smiling very 'modestly)
Aithril: (mentally rolling eyes) Of course! I want to be the evilest I can be!
Marik: (pulls out cell phone) I think I'll need back up. (quickly pushes number and waits while the phone rings)
Ryou: (picks up phone) (Bakura is sleeping in his soul room) Hello?
Marik: Yo, Ryou, pass the control to Bakura.
Ryou: -_-U He's asleep, I don't think that's such a-
Marik: NOW, Ryou!
Ryou: O_O o-ok, here he is.
Marik: Thanks.
Ryou: (runs into soul room) /Bakura!/
Bakura: (wakes with a start and growls) //What is it? Didn't I tell you not to wake me until it's time for our doctor's appointment?//
Ryou:/We have a doctor's appointment?/
Bakura: //Yes, for- umm..... the... small problem we have.....//
Ryou: O_O! /NEVER MIND!/
Bakura: (growing angry)// So, why are you here, Ryou?// (in strained and checked voice)
Ryou: (blinks)/ I forget..... /(scratches head)
Bakura: (smacks forehead and explodes) //WHY ARE YOU HERE DAMNIT?!//
Ryou: (remembers under pressure) /Oh! Marik's on the phone and-/
Bakura: (pushes Ryou into his own soul room and himself into their body, cutting him off) Hello?
Marik: It's about time.
Bakura: Ryou couldn't remember why he woke me up.
Marik: -_-U (mutters) Why am I not surprised?
Bakura: (dangerously) What was that?!
Marik: O_O Nothing, of course.
Bakura: It better not have been anything about my hikari! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY AIBOU BUT ME!
Ryou: (in Bakura's mind) /You really care!/
Bakura: SHUT YOUR FACE, YOU IDIOT! (forgets he's speaking into the phone and not in his and Ryou's minds)
Marik: What did you say, you albino?!
Bakura: I was talking to Ryou!
Aithril: (thinks how weird this conversation has been going so far and wonders if there are any pineapples or pixi sticks in the kitchen)
Kita: //No!//
Aithril: (jumps) /I wasn't talking to you!/
Kita: //No, but you were thinking rather loudly.//
Aithril: /Why aren't there any?/
Kita: //I hid them from you!//
Aithril: (cautiously ventures into soul room to access her memories and is stopped by an angry yami with her hands on her hips)
Kita: //DON'T YOU DARE!//
Aithril: O_O /I was... umm... I forgot my- my-/
Kita: (in an equally dangerous voice as Bakura's) //Forgot your what?//
Aithril: /My... ah, my air!/ (takes deep breath) /This is is my air and I left it in here!/
Kita: -_-U //Right// (escorts out of soul room)
Aithril: (is dragging heels) /No, I really did I-/ (is pushed back into her body) OW!
Marik: (is staring at her as Bakura screams over the phone) Why are you screaming?
Aithril: (thinks fast) Uhhhh, menstrual cramps? (sweatdrop)
Marik: (is disgusted) Ew.
Kita: //That is so wrong.//
Aithril: (backs up) I think I'll go get some Alieve...
Marik: You do that. Don't be in too much pain now. (sarcastically)
Aithril: (waves hand over shoulder) I won't! Count on me!
Marik: (murmurs) Sorry, I only count one idiot......
oos: So? You like? Please review. I don't think this is my best story, but it's so funny! I think. Lol, it's funny to me anyway. I hope you like it. If you do, click the review button down there and say so! Thanks.