oos: And here's another chappie of I Wanna Be Bad! Guess what the theme
song is? HIT IT KITA:
Aithril: (throw microphone at kita)
Kita: (catches with one hand and chucks back at Aithril)
Aithril: AHHHHHH! (ducks)
Kita: Damn.
Aithril: Fine, I'll sing it! (clears throat) I wanna be bad!
.....
Kita: And?
Aithril: That's all I know!
Kita: -_-U Enjoy the ficcy.
Aithril: BTW, make sure to eat your vegetables, not play with matches, and stay away from Kita! All are vital to good hel-
Kita: (approaches with butcher knife)
Aithril: RUN!
Dress the Dress
Aithril: (returns) I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Marik: (mouths: joy) (To Bakura) So, are you coming over?
Bakura: Yes, I'll be there in a minute.
Marik: Ok. Ciao.
Bakura: Peace out.
Marik: O_O Freakish.
Aithril: What?
Marik: Oh, nothing.....
Aithril: Is Bakura coming to help me be evil?
Marik: Yeah, he'll be over.... oh hi Bakura.
Bakura: (enters Athril's house) Hi. (looks at Aithril) (starts to laugh)
Aithril: What?!
Bakura: You're too good. You'll never be evil.
Aithril: I CAN IF I WANT TO!
Bakura; Nu-uh!
Aithril: Yuh-huh!
Bakura: Trust me! You're doomed to be a goody goody for the rest of your days!
Kita: (laughing hysterically in her soul room)
Aithril: T_T I can be bad if I want too! And I do! SO THERE! (kicks Bakura in the shin)
Bakura: OW DAMNIT! (hops around clutching shin) That hurt!
Aithril: HA!
Marik: (sweatdrop) We'll work on the evil laugh later. Right now I think we should dress you for success.
Aithril: I have to wear a skirt?
Bakura: Hell no! (shudders) That's not bad at all.
Marik: How about ripped jeans?
Bakura: And a backwards hat?
Marik: And unlaced shoes?
Bakura: And a low top?
Aithril and Bakura: ................. O_OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (stare at Bakura)
Bakura: What?
Aithril: (mutters) Pervert. (regular voice) Okies! I'll be right back! (skips upstairs singing at the top of her lungs)
Marik: Ok, note to self: work on talk the talk and walk the walk!
Bakura: Definitely.
Marik: That was the gayest walk I've ever seen!
Bakura: How can she be gay?! She was walking like a girl! Just a real girl, that's all.
Marik: Oh, so now you're the expert? What is a real girl suppoed to walk like anyway?
Bakura: Number 1: Yes, I am the expert. Number 2: I've had 5,000 years of watching girls walk. I should know.
Marik: (sweatdrop) Uh-huh....
Bakura: Real girls should.... umm, they just have a walk. They swing their hips and crap.
Marik: (swings hips skeptically) They do not do this!
Bakura: No, not like that! Like, side to side! (demonstrates)
Marik: Oh, like this! (swings hips and demonstrates as Aithril comes back)
Aithril: O_O
Kita: O_O
Ryou: O_O
Marik and Bakura: O_OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aithril: ............................ is there something I should know about you, Bakura? Marik?
Bakura: I- I can explain!
Marik: Me too!
Aithril: The sad part is.... I don't wanna know. Anyway, how do I look? (is dressed in black cargo pants, pink top with bad girl written across front in black letters and chains dangling from pockets of pants) I couldn't find any jeans. And Kita loaned me the top.
Kita: //Don't get anything on it! It's one of my favorites!//
Aithril: -_-U /Okay, okay! Calm down!/
Marik: (studying her) Pretty good.
Bakura: Damn hot! (Marik and Aithril stare) (sweatdrop) Hehehe, did I say that outloud? (laughs nervously)
Marik: (nod nod)
Aithril: O_OU I'll ignore that.
Bakura: Excellent idea. (checks watch) I have to go to.
Marik: (forgets) Go where?!
Bakura: Ryou and I have an appointment at the doctors.
Aithril: (concerned) Aww, what's wrong?
Bakura: (blushing) Nothing, j-just an ordinary check-up.
Marik: (eyes Bakura skeptically) Right.
Aithril: Wait! I look bad. Now what?
Bakura: Tell ya what: I'll be here same time tomorrow.
Marik: (grudgingly) Me too, I guess.
Aithril: AWWWWW, THANKIES! (hugs both of them)
Marik and Bakura: O_OUUUUUUUUU
Kita: //I can't take this crap anymore!// (pushes Aithril back into soul room)
Kita: (releases the two of them) (wipes off arms) YUCK YUCK YUCK!
Bakura: (sarcastically) Kita, how nice of you to join us.
Kita: (nods curtly to Bakura) Tomb Robber. (To both of them) Leave- NOW!
Marik: -_- Fine. (stomps out)
Bakura: (shouts from a block away) ALREADY LEFT!
Kita: (twitches and grits teeth) (let's Aithril take control)
Aithril: (waves) Bye bye!
Kita: //You are SO loosing $50.00//
Aithril: /I am not! You don't have $50.00./
Kita: (about to speak)
Aithril: /No, you may NOT borrow my money!/ *I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BAKA YAMI!*
Kita: (shuts mouth and glares. Opens again) //I heard that.//
Aithril: (innocently) /Heard what?/
Kita: (imitates in high-pitched voice) // I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BAKA YAMI!//
Aithril: (gulps) /I didn't say that....../
Kita: //But you were thinking it....//
Aithril: (whispers) /You're freaky. You really DO read my mind!/
Kita: (rolls eyes)
Aithril walks downstairs and hears her family walk in: her mom, dad, and sister have arrived.
Aithril: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hi. (turns to sister) Go eat some yogurt.
Sister: Okay! (runs for yogurt)
Dad: (escapes to relative sanity of master bedroom)
Aithril: (escapes to relative insanity of her room) /Whew. That was even more freaky./
Kita: //I must agree. Your family is the weirdest family I've ever met. (pauses) Wait, I haven't met many families......//
Aithril: -_- /Right. I have to study./
Aithril sits at desk and gets out her history notes. She scans the lines, repeating bits of information to herself.
Kita: //Hey, Aithril?//
Aithril: (irritated) /What?/
Kita: //Can't we do something else?//
Aithril: /No, I have to study for the history exam on Monday. Otherwise I'll get an F./
Kita: (eagerly) //For fantastic?!//
Aithril: -_-U /No, for FAILED! Let me study!/
Kita: //Fine. See if I care.//
**Ten Minutes Later**
Kita: //Aithril?//
Aithril: /WHAT?!/
Kita: //I'm hungry.//
Aithril: /You don't get hungry. You're a 5,000 year old spirit!/
Kita: (thinks to self) //Oh yeah.... well, let's do something else.//
Aithril: /NO! I have to study!/
Kita: (manages to take possession of one hand) (possessed hand clutches wall and pulls Aithril's resisting body out of chair)
Aithril: /No!/ (grips edge of desk as her possessed hand drags her toward the door)
Kita: //YES! MWAHHAHAHAHA!//
Possessed hand: (drags Aithirl and desk toward door)
Aithril's hand: (is beginning to weaken)
Kita: //You cannot resist for much longer! I am stronger! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!//
Aithril: /Ok, yami! I give up!/ (lets go of desk) (is shoved into her soul room by Kita)
Aithril: /Ow.../ (Watches through Kita's eyes as her aibou walks downstairs) (slowly falls asleep)
** Twelve Hours Later**
Aithril slowly wakes up the next morning fully clothed. She swings her legs over the side of the bed and skips downstairs to breakfast. But no one else is up! Aithril frowns. *That's strange....* she thinks, but shrugs and opens the door for the newspaper. She picks it up and tosses it on the table.
Aithril gets out some cereal and pours in it a bowl. She adds milk, sits down, and opens the newspaper.
Her mouth dropped wide open as she took in the front page. She couldn't beleive it! It was.....
oos:
Kita: Oh, she left you an evil cliffhanger! Mwahahha!
Aithril: (is locked in soul room)
Kita: Yuppers, she's in there! ^_^ And I won't let her out unless you review.... so REVIEW!
Aithril: (throw microphone at kita)
Kita: (catches with one hand and chucks back at Aithril)
Aithril: AHHHHHH! (ducks)
Kita: Damn.
Aithril: Fine, I'll sing it! (clears throat) I wanna be bad!
.....
Kita: And?
Aithril: That's all I know!
Kita: -_-U Enjoy the ficcy.
Aithril: BTW, make sure to eat your vegetables, not play with matches, and stay away from Kita! All are vital to good hel-
Kita: (approaches with butcher knife)
Aithril: RUN!
Dress the Dress
Aithril: (returns) I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Marik: (mouths: joy) (To Bakura) So, are you coming over?
Bakura: Yes, I'll be there in a minute.
Marik: Ok. Ciao.
Bakura: Peace out.
Marik: O_O Freakish.
Aithril: What?
Marik: Oh, nothing.....
Aithril: Is Bakura coming to help me be evil?
Marik: Yeah, he'll be over.... oh hi Bakura.
Bakura: (enters Athril's house) Hi. (looks at Aithril) (starts to laugh)
Aithril: What?!
Bakura: You're too good. You'll never be evil.
Aithril: I CAN IF I WANT TO!
Bakura; Nu-uh!
Aithril: Yuh-huh!
Bakura: Trust me! You're doomed to be a goody goody for the rest of your days!
Kita: (laughing hysterically in her soul room)
Aithril: T_T I can be bad if I want too! And I do! SO THERE! (kicks Bakura in the shin)
Bakura: OW DAMNIT! (hops around clutching shin) That hurt!
Aithril: HA!
Marik: (sweatdrop) We'll work on the evil laugh later. Right now I think we should dress you for success.
Aithril: I have to wear a skirt?
Bakura: Hell no! (shudders) That's not bad at all.
Marik: How about ripped jeans?
Bakura: And a backwards hat?
Marik: And unlaced shoes?
Bakura: And a low top?
Aithril and Bakura: ................. O_OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (stare at Bakura)
Bakura: What?
Aithril: (mutters) Pervert. (regular voice) Okies! I'll be right back! (skips upstairs singing at the top of her lungs)
Marik: Ok, note to self: work on talk the talk and walk the walk!
Bakura: Definitely.
Marik: That was the gayest walk I've ever seen!
Bakura: How can she be gay?! She was walking like a girl! Just a real girl, that's all.
Marik: Oh, so now you're the expert? What is a real girl suppoed to walk like anyway?
Bakura: Number 1: Yes, I am the expert. Number 2: I've had 5,000 years of watching girls walk. I should know.
Marik: (sweatdrop) Uh-huh....
Bakura: Real girls should.... umm, they just have a walk. They swing their hips and crap.
Marik: (swings hips skeptically) They do not do this!
Bakura: No, not like that! Like, side to side! (demonstrates)
Marik: Oh, like this! (swings hips and demonstrates as Aithril comes back)
Aithril: O_O
Kita: O_O
Ryou: O_O
Marik and Bakura: O_OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aithril: ............................ is there something I should know about you, Bakura? Marik?
Bakura: I- I can explain!
Marik: Me too!
Aithril: The sad part is.... I don't wanna know. Anyway, how do I look? (is dressed in black cargo pants, pink top with bad girl written across front in black letters and chains dangling from pockets of pants) I couldn't find any jeans. And Kita loaned me the top.
Kita: //Don't get anything on it! It's one of my favorites!//
Aithril: -_-U /Okay, okay! Calm down!/
Marik: (studying her) Pretty good.
Bakura: Damn hot! (Marik and Aithril stare) (sweatdrop) Hehehe, did I say that outloud? (laughs nervously)
Marik: (nod nod)
Aithril: O_OU I'll ignore that.
Bakura: Excellent idea. (checks watch) I have to go to.
Marik: (forgets) Go where?!
Bakura: Ryou and I have an appointment at the doctors.
Aithril: (concerned) Aww, what's wrong?
Bakura: (blushing) Nothing, j-just an ordinary check-up.
Marik: (eyes Bakura skeptically) Right.
Aithril: Wait! I look bad. Now what?
Bakura: Tell ya what: I'll be here same time tomorrow.
Marik: (grudgingly) Me too, I guess.
Aithril: AWWWWW, THANKIES! (hugs both of them)
Marik and Bakura: O_OUUUUUUUUU
Kita: //I can't take this crap anymore!// (pushes Aithril back into soul room)
Kita: (releases the two of them) (wipes off arms) YUCK YUCK YUCK!
Bakura: (sarcastically) Kita, how nice of you to join us.
Kita: (nods curtly to Bakura) Tomb Robber. (To both of them) Leave- NOW!
Marik: -_- Fine. (stomps out)
Bakura: (shouts from a block away) ALREADY LEFT!
Kita: (twitches and grits teeth) (let's Aithril take control)
Aithril: (waves) Bye bye!
Kita: //You are SO loosing $50.00//
Aithril: /I am not! You don't have $50.00./
Kita: (about to speak)
Aithril: /No, you may NOT borrow my money!/ *I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BAKA YAMI!*
Kita: (shuts mouth and glares. Opens again) //I heard that.//
Aithril: (innocently) /Heard what?/
Kita: (imitates in high-pitched voice) // I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BAKA YAMI!//
Aithril: (gulps) /I didn't say that....../
Kita: //But you were thinking it....//
Aithril: (whispers) /You're freaky. You really DO read my mind!/
Kita: (rolls eyes)
Aithril walks downstairs and hears her family walk in: her mom, dad, and sister have arrived.
Aithril: Hey, mom.
Mom: Hi. (turns to sister) Go eat some yogurt.
Sister: Okay! (runs for yogurt)
Dad: (escapes to relative sanity of master bedroom)
Aithril: (escapes to relative insanity of her room) /Whew. That was even more freaky./
Kita: //I must agree. Your family is the weirdest family I've ever met. (pauses) Wait, I haven't met many families......//
Aithril: -_- /Right. I have to study./
Aithril sits at desk and gets out her history notes. She scans the lines, repeating bits of information to herself.
Kita: //Hey, Aithril?//
Aithril: (irritated) /What?/
Kita: //Can't we do something else?//
Aithril: /No, I have to study for the history exam on Monday. Otherwise I'll get an F./
Kita: (eagerly) //For fantastic?!//
Aithril: -_-U /No, for FAILED! Let me study!/
Kita: //Fine. See if I care.//
**Ten Minutes Later**
Kita: //Aithril?//
Aithril: /WHAT?!/
Kita: //I'm hungry.//
Aithril: /You don't get hungry. You're a 5,000 year old spirit!/
Kita: (thinks to self) //Oh yeah.... well, let's do something else.//
Aithril: /NO! I have to study!/
Kita: (manages to take possession of one hand) (possessed hand clutches wall and pulls Aithril's resisting body out of chair)
Aithril: /No!/ (grips edge of desk as her possessed hand drags her toward the door)
Kita: //YES! MWAHHAHAHAHA!//
Possessed hand: (drags Aithirl and desk toward door)
Aithril's hand: (is beginning to weaken)
Kita: //You cannot resist for much longer! I am stronger! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!//
Aithril: /Ok, yami! I give up!/ (lets go of desk) (is shoved into her soul room by Kita)
Aithril: /Ow.../ (Watches through Kita's eyes as her aibou walks downstairs) (slowly falls asleep)
** Twelve Hours Later**
Aithril slowly wakes up the next morning fully clothed. She swings her legs over the side of the bed and skips downstairs to breakfast. But no one else is up! Aithril frowns. *That's strange....* she thinks, but shrugs and opens the door for the newspaper. She picks it up and tosses it on the table.
Aithril gets out some cereal and pours in it a bowl. She adds milk, sits down, and opens the newspaper.
Her mouth dropped wide open as she took in the front page. She couldn't beleive it! It was.....
oos:
Kita: Oh, she left you an evil cliffhanger! Mwahahha!
Aithril: (is locked in soul room)
Kita: Yuppers, she's in there! ^_^ And I won't let her out unless you review.... so REVIEW!