oos:
Aithril: I'm glad so many people like this story. Sadly, this is (almost) how most of my conversations with my yami really are. However, she has yet to seduce policemen.
Kita: Hmmm........
Aithril: (hurridly) Ah, yeah, read and review, bla, bla, don't own yugioh, on with the chappie!
Kita: ^_^ Warning to all hikaris and/or sensitive people: MAJOR CURSING THROUGHOUT WHOLE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!
Aithril: Don't say we didn't warn you!
Talk the Talk
It was 2:30 in the afternoon, and after two hours of crying, Aithril was ready to move on.
Aithril: Hey, yami, wanna whatcha movie?
Kita emerged in spirit form.
Kita: Hell yeah! What movie?
Aithril: How about.... Bring it On!
Kita: 0_o You'd make me watch that shit?!?
Aithril: (gasps) Don't call Bring it On shi- oopsies I almost said it! I dun wanna sit in the corner! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! (runs into wall)
Kita: -_- Riiiiiiiiiiight, so, how about we watch something a little less.... gay? Like... (casually) The Ring.
Aithril: No.
Kita: The Mummy?
Aithril: No.
Kita: The Mummy 2?
Aithril: No!
Kita: Scream?
Aithril: No!
Kita: I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Aithril: NO!
Kita: Minority Report?
Aithril: NO!
Kita: Terminator?
Aithril: NO!!
Kita: Terminator 2?
Aithril: NO!!
Kita: Frankenstein?
Aithril: NO!!!
Kita: Identity?
Aithril: NO!!!
Kita: Night of the Living Dead?
Aithril: NO!!!!
Kita: Amityville Horror?
Aithril: NO!!!!
Kita: Friday the Thirteenth?
Aithril: NO!!!!!
Kita: Armageddon?
Aithril: NO!!!!!
Kita: Birds?
Aithril: NO!!!!!
Kita: The Fly?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!
Kita: Firestarter?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!
Kita: The Stand?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!
Kita: Christine?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!
Kita: War of the Worlds?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!
Kita: Alien?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!
Kita: Signs?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!
Kita: Halloween?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Psycho?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Scary Movie?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Scary Movie 2?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: The Others?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Your baby homevideos?
Aithril: N- hey!
Kita: (sniggers) Hell, we could show Yami some of the ones where your mom changes your diaper!
Aithril: (mortified) NO! Absolutely not! I forbid you!
Kita: You what?
Aithril: I - I forbid you....
Aithril falters as she notices Kita fuming.
Kita: NO ONE! FORBIDS! ME! TO DO! ANYTHING! GOT IT?!?
Aithril: (meekly) Yes, yami.
Kita: Ok, how about you pick a movie?
Aithril: (brightens) Little Mermaid?
Kita: F*** NO!
Aithril: Beauty and the Beast?
Kita: 0_oU ......... how about we try something other than a movie, like -
Doorbell: (cheerfully) DING DONG!
Aithril: I'LL GET IT! (runs to door and opens it. Bakura and Marik are standing there.)
Kita: (rolls eyes and disappears)
Aithril: Hey guys! (hugs) (Bakura ducks and escapes, but Marik is trapped)
Marik: (struggling from her grasp) Ahhh, it burns! It burns! The halo around your head is blinding me!
Aithril: What?!? I have a halo?!? COOLIES! (runs to bathroom to look in mirror)
Bakura: -_-U
Aithril: (returns, looking disappointed) I dun see no halo. Wait a minute......... that was sarcasm, wasn't it?!
Bakura: No shit, sherlocks.
Aithril: (giggles) SILLY BAKURA!
Bakura: 0_0 Great Ra. Bestow your blessings on this deranged mortal and make her evil.
He waits for Ra to take Aithril to hell, but nothing happened.
Bakura: Damn.
Aithril: (covers his mouth, shocked) Oh my goodness!
Marik: Right, that reminds me.... we have to work on your language.
Aithril: YEAH! I can finally learn spanish!
Bakura and Marik: (anime fall)
Marik: Ooooooooooook, not quite...
Bakura: Aithril, we're going to teach you to curse.
Aithril: But I don't want to-
Kita: //You want to be bad, don't you?//
Aithril: /Yes..../
Kita: //If you were bad, you'd answer 'Hell yeah', not just a goody goody proper answer like 'Yes'.//
Aithril: OKIES! (everyone cringes) I think I get it.
Bakura: Good..... so, say hell.
Aithril: He- he- hello! (Took that from Blue's Clues with Yami, go check out Liz's awesome stories!)
Bakura: No, HELL! Or, as Ryou says, BLOODY HELL!
Marik: (sweatdrop) Try again, Aithril.
Aithril: He- he- help?
Marik and Bakura: No.
Aithril: Health?
Marik: Closer.
Bakura: Not damn close enough.
Aithril: He- head?
Marik and Bakura: No.
Aithril: He- heaven?
Bakura: (reels back in horror) NO! That's a curse word to me, but not to anyone else!!!!!!
Marik: -_-U Try again....
Aithril: He- he- help?
Bakura: (losing temper) You already said that!
Marik: Just say 'hell'.
Bakura: Put it in a sentence so that she can say the other words for security.
Aithril: -_- Thanks, Bakura..... what sentence can he- that word be used in?
Marik: 'Go to hell'?
Bakura: Too boring. 'Bloody hell?'
Aithril: Ew....
Marik: 'That hurt like hell' !
Bakura: Perfect.
Aithril: That hurt like.... that hurt like- (is kicked in the shin by Marik) THAT HURT LIKE F****** HELL!
Bakura: 0_0
Marik: 0_0
Ryou: 0_0
Kita: ^_^ Aibou! I knew you could do it! I'm so proud of you!
Aithril: (smiles an itsy bit) I cursed! I did it! YEAH! Let's go watch teletubbies!
Everyone: (animated fall)
Bakura: Wait, wait, you're not done yet!
Aithril: I'm not?
Marik: (catching on) Of course not! There's still, umm......ah, you see, we have yet to teach you-
Bakura: (interupting) other language's curses.
Marik: Correct! Like, umm... (has brain fart and can't think of any)
Bakura: (rolls eyes) Zorba!
Aithril: /I had a friend named that!/
Kita: (snorting) //You did?!? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!//
Aithril: (ignores her yami) So, what does that mean? In what language?
Bakura: Shit in arabic.
Aithril: Neato! Arabic ship!
Marik: No, not ship. Shit. S-H-I-
Aithril: (ticked) I know how to spell it! Um, arabic shirt?
Bakura: .............................. no. ARABIC SHIT!
Aithril: (relaxes) Oh, arabic shingles.
Marik: NO DAMNIT! ARABIC SHIT! (breathing heavily and twitching)
Aithril: 0_0 Oh.... okies.... arabic shi- shit! (is immensely pleased with self) I did it!
Ryou: (gasps) /I love that song!/
Bakura: //What the f-// (is surprised as he is forcefully shoved out of body by an over-excited Ryou)
Ryou: Lo hicimos!
Aithril: (catching on) (echoes) lo hicimos!
Ryou: We did it!
Aithril: We did it!
Ryou and Aithril: YEAH!
Marik, Bakura, and Kita: 0_oUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bakura: (kicks Ryou out of body and takes control) Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to him and he escaped.
Aithril: ^_^ Hehehe, you know, it almost sounds like you keep him captive in there! Hehehhe. He. Hehe.. He-
She stopped laughing as she realized Bakura and Marik were glaring at her.
Realization hit soon after.
Aithril: Oh.... durg! Of course you do. My yami usually does, too. Hehhee... sorry about that... (starts backing away as Bakura and Marik slowly approach) Guys? Guys?!? GUYS?!?
oos:
Aithril: What are they going to do to me?
Kita: Ew.
Aithril: -_-U Get your mind out of the gutter, yami.
Kita: Gladly.
Aithril: Hope you liked the chapter. ENJOY! :D
Aithril: I'm glad so many people like this story. Sadly, this is (almost) how most of my conversations with my yami really are. However, she has yet to seduce policemen.
Kita: Hmmm........
Aithril: (hurridly) Ah, yeah, read and review, bla, bla, don't own yugioh, on with the chappie!
Kita: ^_^ Warning to all hikaris and/or sensitive people: MAJOR CURSING THROUGHOUT WHOLE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!
Aithril: Don't say we didn't warn you!
Talk the Talk
It was 2:30 in the afternoon, and after two hours of crying, Aithril was ready to move on.
Aithril: Hey, yami, wanna whatcha movie?
Kita emerged in spirit form.
Kita: Hell yeah! What movie?
Aithril: How about.... Bring it On!
Kita: 0_o You'd make me watch that shit?!?
Aithril: (gasps) Don't call Bring it On shi- oopsies I almost said it! I dun wanna sit in the corner! WEEEEEEEEEEEE! (runs into wall)
Kita: -_- Riiiiiiiiiiight, so, how about we watch something a little less.... gay? Like... (casually) The Ring.
Aithril: No.
Kita: The Mummy?
Aithril: No.
Kita: The Mummy 2?
Aithril: No!
Kita: Scream?
Aithril: No!
Kita: I Know What You Did Last Summer?
Aithril: NO!
Kita: Minority Report?
Aithril: NO!
Kita: Terminator?
Aithril: NO!!
Kita: Terminator 2?
Aithril: NO!!
Kita: Frankenstein?
Aithril: NO!!!
Kita: Identity?
Aithril: NO!!!
Kita: Night of the Living Dead?
Aithril: NO!!!!
Kita: Amityville Horror?
Aithril: NO!!!!
Kita: Friday the Thirteenth?
Aithril: NO!!!!!
Kita: Armageddon?
Aithril: NO!!!!!
Kita: Birds?
Aithril: NO!!!!!
Kita: The Fly?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!
Kita: Firestarter?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!
Kita: The Stand?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!
Kita: Christine?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!
Kita: War of the Worlds?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!
Kita: Alien?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!
Kita: Signs?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!
Kita: Halloween?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Psycho?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Scary Movie?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Scary Movie 2?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: The Others?
Aithril: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: Your baby homevideos?
Aithril: N- hey!
Kita: (sniggers) Hell, we could show Yami some of the ones where your mom changes your diaper!
Aithril: (mortified) NO! Absolutely not! I forbid you!
Kita: You what?
Aithril: I - I forbid you....
Aithril falters as she notices Kita fuming.
Kita: NO ONE! FORBIDS! ME! TO DO! ANYTHING! GOT IT?!?
Aithril: (meekly) Yes, yami.
Kita: Ok, how about you pick a movie?
Aithril: (brightens) Little Mermaid?
Kita: F*** NO!
Aithril: Beauty and the Beast?
Kita: 0_oU ......... how about we try something other than a movie, like -
Doorbell: (cheerfully) DING DONG!
Aithril: I'LL GET IT! (runs to door and opens it. Bakura and Marik are standing there.)
Kita: (rolls eyes and disappears)
Aithril: Hey guys! (hugs) (Bakura ducks and escapes, but Marik is trapped)
Marik: (struggling from her grasp) Ahhh, it burns! It burns! The halo around your head is blinding me!
Aithril: What?!? I have a halo?!? COOLIES! (runs to bathroom to look in mirror)
Bakura: -_-U
Aithril: (returns, looking disappointed) I dun see no halo. Wait a minute......... that was sarcasm, wasn't it?!
Bakura: No shit, sherlocks.
Aithril: (giggles) SILLY BAKURA!
Bakura: 0_0 Great Ra. Bestow your blessings on this deranged mortal and make her evil.
He waits for Ra to take Aithril to hell, but nothing happened.
Bakura: Damn.
Aithril: (covers his mouth, shocked) Oh my goodness!
Marik: Right, that reminds me.... we have to work on your language.
Aithril: YEAH! I can finally learn spanish!
Bakura and Marik: (anime fall)
Marik: Ooooooooooook, not quite...
Bakura: Aithril, we're going to teach you to curse.
Aithril: But I don't want to-
Kita: //You want to be bad, don't you?//
Aithril: /Yes..../
Kita: //If you were bad, you'd answer 'Hell yeah', not just a goody goody proper answer like 'Yes'.//
Aithril: OKIES! (everyone cringes) I think I get it.
Bakura: Good..... so, say hell.
Aithril: He- he- hello! (Took that from Blue's Clues with Yami, go check out Liz's awesome stories!)
Bakura: No, HELL! Or, as Ryou says, BLOODY HELL!
Marik: (sweatdrop) Try again, Aithril.
Aithril: He- he- help?
Marik and Bakura: No.
Aithril: Health?
Marik: Closer.
Bakura: Not damn close enough.
Aithril: He- head?
Marik and Bakura: No.
Aithril: He- heaven?
Bakura: (reels back in horror) NO! That's a curse word to me, but not to anyone else!!!!!!
Marik: -_-U Try again....
Aithril: He- he- help?
Bakura: (losing temper) You already said that!
Marik: Just say 'hell'.
Bakura: Put it in a sentence so that she can say the other words for security.
Aithril: -_- Thanks, Bakura..... what sentence can he- that word be used in?
Marik: 'Go to hell'?
Bakura: Too boring. 'Bloody hell?'
Aithril: Ew....
Marik: 'That hurt like hell' !
Bakura: Perfect.
Aithril: That hurt like.... that hurt like- (is kicked in the shin by Marik) THAT HURT LIKE F****** HELL!
Bakura: 0_0
Marik: 0_0
Ryou: 0_0
Kita: ^_^ Aibou! I knew you could do it! I'm so proud of you!
Aithril: (smiles an itsy bit) I cursed! I did it! YEAH! Let's go watch teletubbies!
Everyone: (animated fall)
Bakura: Wait, wait, you're not done yet!
Aithril: I'm not?
Marik: (catching on) Of course not! There's still, umm......ah, you see, we have yet to teach you-
Bakura: (interupting) other language's curses.
Marik: Correct! Like, umm... (has brain fart and can't think of any)
Bakura: (rolls eyes) Zorba!
Aithril: /I had a friend named that!/
Kita: (snorting) //You did?!? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!//
Aithril: (ignores her yami) So, what does that mean? In what language?
Bakura: Shit in arabic.
Aithril: Neato! Arabic ship!
Marik: No, not ship. Shit. S-H-I-
Aithril: (ticked) I know how to spell it! Um, arabic shirt?
Bakura: .............................. no. ARABIC SHIT!
Aithril: (relaxes) Oh, arabic shingles.
Marik: NO DAMNIT! ARABIC SHIT! (breathing heavily and twitching)
Aithril: 0_0 Oh.... okies.... arabic shi- shit! (is immensely pleased with self) I did it!
Ryou: (gasps) /I love that song!/
Bakura: //What the f-// (is surprised as he is forcefully shoved out of body by an over-excited Ryou)
Ryou: Lo hicimos!
Aithril: (catching on) (echoes) lo hicimos!
Ryou: We did it!
Aithril: We did it!
Ryou and Aithril: YEAH!
Marik, Bakura, and Kita: 0_oUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bakura: (kicks Ryou out of body and takes control) Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to him and he escaped.
Aithril: ^_^ Hehehe, you know, it almost sounds like you keep him captive in there! Hehehhe. He. Hehe.. He-
She stopped laughing as she realized Bakura and Marik were glaring at her.
Realization hit soon after.
Aithril: Oh.... durg! Of course you do. My yami usually does, too. Hehhee... sorry about that... (starts backing away as Bakura and Marik slowly approach) Guys? Guys?!? GUYS?!?
oos:
Aithril: What are they going to do to me?
Kita: Ew.
Aithril: -_-U Get your mind out of the gutter, yami.
Kita: Gladly.
Aithril: Hope you liked the chapter. ENJOY! :D