oos: Aithril: Hey, it's been so long since I've written to you guys!
Kita: (jerks upright) That's it!
Aithril: What's it?
Kita: I remembered it's been such a long time since I tortured you.
Aithril: (0_0) Um, could you just....... not?
Kita: Nah, I don't think so. (approaches)
Aithril: (whimpers) Yami! Please! Let me at least write the chapter!
Kita: (thinks for a minute) Well.... I suppose I could wait that long.
Aithril: (-_-) Gee, thanks.
Kita: Damn straight.
Aithril: ............................sure. Anyway, thanks so much to everyone who reviewed! (^_^) Guess what?!? Pegasus enters in this chapter!
Kita: (looks up, alarmed) What?!? You didn't tell me that!
Aithril: Why, did I have to do something or other? (remembers) Oh yeah, he's gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... ooh yeah....
Kita: (runs off) I'll get the straight jacket!
Aithril: I'll get the tranquilizers!
Kita: I'll get the viagra!
Aithril: WHAT?!?
Kita: (reads label again) My bad, sorry, meant DE, make that DE-Viagra.
Aithril: (shudders) My virgin ears...... lol....... I forgot to mention that there are numerous Lord of the Rings Quotes in this chapter. If you can name all of them, you get a Ryou plushy cauz he's just so kawaii! ^_^ On with the chappie now! :D
AHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Pegasus!
Last time we left Aithril, she was backing up after practically telling Marik and Bakura to beat her up.
Aithril: (still backing up) Um, guys.... really, I was joking.... he he?
Marik and Bakura: (advance, both knowing that they're just messing with her..... but she doesn't....)
Aithril: (squeaks) Guys? (backs up to wall)
Bakura: (growls) (is mentally cracking up at the same time)
Aithril: (0_o)UUUUUUUU Bakura? Marik?!? Is it too late for a 'sorry'?
Marik: (snarls) Hell yeah! (sniggering mentally)
Aithril: Oh. (gulps) There's no need to get angry.....
Bakura: (whips out knife)
Aithril: Um. Could you please put that away? Sharp and pointy objects make me uncomfortable due to the face that my resident yami is a little too fond of them.
Kita: //I heard that!//
Aithril: /Oh, so now you're talking!/
Bakura: (slowly shakes head while giving an evil grin) No.
Aithril: (0_0) /Yami! Help me!/
Kita: //Let me think about that. (pause) NO!! MWAHAHHAHAHHAA!//
Aithril: /Thanks a lot! Why not?!/
Kita: //Because they're just messing with ya, you baka!//
Aithril: /What?/
Kita: //Screwing around with your head.//
Aithril: /What?!/
Kita: //PRETENDING THAT THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN THEY'RE NOT!//
Aithril: /Oh./ *In that case, I'll play along too.* No! Put that knife away! EEEEEEEEEEEK!
Marik: (thinks she's falling for it) We're going to make cuts about an inch long and slowly drain out your blood........ and then we'll-
Bakura: (enthusiastically) Lick it off the knife!
Aithril:....................................ewwww.
Marik: That is pretty gross, man.
Bakura: What?!? (defensively) I saw it in a movie once!
Aithril: (is grossed out) What movie was that?
Bakura: Lord of the something...... World, maybe?
Marik: (-_-) Lord of the RINGS?!?
Bakura: Yeah, I believe that was it. This ugly guy was trying to kill another guy when another guy came in and fought with the ugly guy and the ugly guy licked the other guy's blood off his sword.
Marik: (0_o) Ok, there were WAY too many 'guys' in that sentence.
Aithril: Actually, I think I understood that.
Bakura: (-_-) Anyway, Aithril, do you want to get started with your lesson today?
Aithril: Yes, my preciiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooouuuuuuuuuussssssssssss.........
Marik: (0_0) O-k. I'll take that as a yes.
Aithril: (^_^)
Marik and Bakura look at each other and nod.
Marik: *Why should we fear to use it? I think she's ready.*
Bakura: Right, we've decided that it's time to put your newly learned skills to the test!
Aithril: (gasps) Really?
Marik: Really.
Aithril: Coolies! (recieves glare from Marik and Bakura) I mean, hell yeah!
Kita: (^_^) //Atta girl!//
Marik: There are two different situations we will judge you on.
Aithril: Ooooooooooh, what are they?
Marik: It's late, and the road is long. Yes, it is time! Let's go!
Bakura: Just follow us. (walks out the door)
Marik: (follows Bakura)
Aithril: (follows Marik) So, what's the test?
Marik: Can't tell ya till we get there.
Aithril: Peases?
Bakura: No.
Aithril: Is it..... to jump over this line in the sidewalk? (jumps over line) I did it!
Bakura: No.
Aithril: Is it..... to find a piece of grass? (finds and picks up piece) (waves in Bakura's face) I did it!
Bakura: (snatches grass and throws away) No!
Aithril: Is it...... to hold my breath as long as I can? (holds breath)
Bakura: NO DAMNIT!
Aithril: (turns red)
Marik: (glances nervously at Aithril) Um..... Bakura?
Aithril: (turns orange)
Bakura: Not now, Marik! (continues walking)
Aithril: (turns yellow)
Marik: (more nervously) It's important Bakura!
Aithril: (turns green)
Bakura: Just shut up already, we're nearly there!
Aithril: (turns blue)
Marik: (panickedly) BAKURA!
Aithril: (turns indigo)
Bakura: What? (glances over shoulder) (0_0) (does a double take) WHAT THE F*CK?!?
Aithril: (turns violet)
Bakura: (0_0)!!!!!!!! Aithril! BREATHE!
Aithril: (gasps) Whew! Thanks (pant) I (pant) was (pant) really (pant) starting (pant) to get (pant) out of (pant) bre- (freezes)
Marik: You mean, out of bre- ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo! ZORBA!
????: That's not my name actually, Marikaboy.....
Bakura: What are you guys staring at........... HOLY SHIT! (sees Pegasus)
Pegasus: Hello, all my sexy friends..... (flutters eyelashes)... and Aithril (gives small smile, then returns a hungry gaze to Bakura and Marik) I know I'm late. I'm sorry. I was delayed.
Marik: (0_0)UUUUUUUUUU
Bakura: (0_0)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aithril: (0_0)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (passes out) (begins to fall to ground.......)
oos:
Aithril: So did you find all the LOTR quotes? Tell me in a review! First one to tell me all of them correctly wins a Ryou plushy!
Kita: (walks up to Aithril) Now you're finished, right?
Aithril: (gulps) No?
Kita: (nods freakily) Yes.... I think you are.
Aithril: (0_0) (runs away screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: MWAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA! (chases after) (heard in background) GOTCHA!
Aithril: (faint and farway) NOOOOOOOOOOO- (is cut off)
(Silence)
Kita: (jerks upright) That's it!
Aithril: What's it?
Kita: I remembered it's been such a long time since I tortured you.
Aithril: (0_0) Um, could you just....... not?
Kita: Nah, I don't think so. (approaches)
Aithril: (whimpers) Yami! Please! Let me at least write the chapter!
Kita: (thinks for a minute) Well.... I suppose I could wait that long.
Aithril: (-_-) Gee, thanks.
Kita: Damn straight.
Aithril: ............................sure. Anyway, thanks so much to everyone who reviewed! (^_^) Guess what?!? Pegasus enters in this chapter!
Kita: (looks up, alarmed) What?!? You didn't tell me that!
Aithril: Why, did I have to do something or other? (remembers) Oh yeah, he's gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... ooh yeah....
Kita: (runs off) I'll get the straight jacket!
Aithril: I'll get the tranquilizers!
Kita: I'll get the viagra!
Aithril: WHAT?!?
Kita: (reads label again) My bad, sorry, meant DE, make that DE-Viagra.
Aithril: (shudders) My virgin ears...... lol....... I forgot to mention that there are numerous Lord of the Rings Quotes in this chapter. If you can name all of them, you get a Ryou plushy cauz he's just so kawaii! ^_^ On with the chappie now! :D
AHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Pegasus!
Last time we left Aithril, she was backing up after practically telling Marik and Bakura to beat her up.
Aithril: (still backing up) Um, guys.... really, I was joking.... he he?
Marik and Bakura: (advance, both knowing that they're just messing with her..... but she doesn't....)
Aithril: (squeaks) Guys? (backs up to wall)
Bakura: (growls) (is mentally cracking up at the same time)
Aithril: (0_o)UUUUUUUU Bakura? Marik?!? Is it too late for a 'sorry'?
Marik: (snarls) Hell yeah! (sniggering mentally)
Aithril: Oh. (gulps) There's no need to get angry.....
Bakura: (whips out knife)
Aithril: Um. Could you please put that away? Sharp and pointy objects make me uncomfortable due to the face that my resident yami is a little too fond of them.
Kita: //I heard that!//
Aithril: /Oh, so now you're talking!/
Bakura: (slowly shakes head while giving an evil grin) No.
Aithril: (0_0) /Yami! Help me!/
Kita: //Let me think about that. (pause) NO!! MWAHAHHAHAHHAA!//
Aithril: /Thanks a lot! Why not?!/
Kita: //Because they're just messing with ya, you baka!//
Aithril: /What?/
Kita: //Screwing around with your head.//
Aithril: /What?!/
Kita: //PRETENDING THAT THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN THEY'RE NOT!//
Aithril: /Oh./ *In that case, I'll play along too.* No! Put that knife away! EEEEEEEEEEEK!
Marik: (thinks she's falling for it) We're going to make cuts about an inch long and slowly drain out your blood........ and then we'll-
Bakura: (enthusiastically) Lick it off the knife!
Aithril:....................................ewwww.
Marik: That is pretty gross, man.
Bakura: What?!? (defensively) I saw it in a movie once!
Aithril: (is grossed out) What movie was that?
Bakura: Lord of the something...... World, maybe?
Marik: (-_-) Lord of the RINGS?!?
Bakura: Yeah, I believe that was it. This ugly guy was trying to kill another guy when another guy came in and fought with the ugly guy and the ugly guy licked the other guy's blood off his sword.
Marik: (0_o) Ok, there were WAY too many 'guys' in that sentence.
Aithril: Actually, I think I understood that.
Bakura: (-_-) Anyway, Aithril, do you want to get started with your lesson today?
Aithril: Yes, my preciiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooouuuuuuuuuussssssssssss.........
Marik: (0_0) O-k. I'll take that as a yes.
Aithril: (^_^)
Marik and Bakura look at each other and nod.
Marik: *Why should we fear to use it? I think she's ready.*
Bakura: Right, we've decided that it's time to put your newly learned skills to the test!
Aithril: (gasps) Really?
Marik: Really.
Aithril: Coolies! (recieves glare from Marik and Bakura) I mean, hell yeah!
Kita: (^_^) //Atta girl!//
Marik: There are two different situations we will judge you on.
Aithril: Ooooooooooh, what are they?
Marik: It's late, and the road is long. Yes, it is time! Let's go!
Bakura: Just follow us. (walks out the door)
Marik: (follows Bakura)
Aithril: (follows Marik) So, what's the test?
Marik: Can't tell ya till we get there.
Aithril: Peases?
Bakura: No.
Aithril: Is it..... to jump over this line in the sidewalk? (jumps over line) I did it!
Bakura: No.
Aithril: Is it..... to find a piece of grass? (finds and picks up piece) (waves in Bakura's face) I did it!
Bakura: (snatches grass and throws away) No!
Aithril: Is it...... to hold my breath as long as I can? (holds breath)
Bakura: NO DAMNIT!
Aithril: (turns red)
Marik: (glances nervously at Aithril) Um..... Bakura?
Aithril: (turns orange)
Bakura: Not now, Marik! (continues walking)
Aithril: (turns yellow)
Marik: (more nervously) It's important Bakura!
Aithril: (turns green)
Bakura: Just shut up already, we're nearly there!
Aithril: (turns blue)
Marik: (panickedly) BAKURA!
Aithril: (turns indigo)
Bakura: What? (glances over shoulder) (0_0) (does a double take) WHAT THE F*CK?!?
Aithril: (turns violet)
Bakura: (0_0)!!!!!!!! Aithril! BREATHE!
Aithril: (gasps) Whew! Thanks (pant) I (pant) was (pant) really (pant) starting (pant) to get (pant) out of (pant) bre- (freezes)
Marik: You mean, out of bre- ohhhhhhhhh nooooooo! ZORBA!
????: That's not my name actually, Marikaboy.....
Bakura: What are you guys staring at........... HOLY SHIT! (sees Pegasus)
Pegasus: Hello, all my sexy friends..... (flutters eyelashes)... and Aithril (gives small smile, then returns a hungry gaze to Bakura and Marik) I know I'm late. I'm sorry. I was delayed.
Marik: (0_0)UUUUUUUUUU
Bakura: (0_0)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aithril: (0_0)UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (passes out) (begins to fall to ground.......)
oos:
Aithril: So did you find all the LOTR quotes? Tell me in a review! First one to tell me all of them correctly wins a Ryou plushy!
Kita: (walks up to Aithril) Now you're finished, right?
Aithril: (gulps) No?
Kita: (nods freakily) Yes.... I think you are.
Aithril: (0_0) (runs away screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kita: MWAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA! (chases after) (heard in background) GOTCHA!
Aithril: (faint and farway) NOOOOOOOOOOO- (is cut off)
(Silence)