Me: Welcome back… we're here today with my guest, my fanfic. So tell me ,fanfic… what happens in this next chapter?
Fanfic: Well. In this chapter Kim and Ron really get into a sticky situation.
Me: Really? Can you show a clip?
Fanfic: Absolutely.
Cut to a European sports car that is tipped over on it's roof. It looks extra beat up. Kim climbs out the passenger's side and Ron climbs out the driver's side.
Kim: Remind me never to let you drive again!
Ron: Sorry, KP. Desperate times call for desperate measures!
End scene
Me: Wow? I would like to see how this turns out. I guess I better start writing it.
Fanfic: Absolutely.
Kim Possible Ten Years And Two Days Later Chapter 2
Kim leaves her office to the worker's portion. She walks over to Ron's desk. He is on the phone.
Ron: Yes, I know I have to pay for what I bought! No, I do not currently plan on paying it back. Hello?
Ron hangs up the phone.
Kim: Credit problems?
Ron: Yeah. I tell you, KP. Being in debt is almost as humiliating as the time I was on that game show.
Ron's eyes look up. The screen gets all wavy to connote a flash back. In the flashback we see Ron wearing a suit in front a podium that says "$20,000" on it. There is a host next to him.
Host: Now, Ron. You have $20,000. Answer this next question correctly and win another $50,000. If you loose… you loose it all! Do want to go ahead?
Ron: I most certainly do, host guy!
Host: Here's the question. Define the word "vernacular"
Ron's eyes suddenly get bigger and move from side to side quickly. He looks nervous and begins to sweat.
Ron: Um… Uh… 30?
Host: That is incorrect! You loose everything! Goodbye!
A trap door suddenly opens underneath Ron and he falls through.
Host: What and idiot! The audience knows the answer, right?
Audience: (Shouting) Using a language or dialect native to a region or country rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language!
Cut back to Ron.
Ron: Ungh! I should have used one of my life-savers! I could have called Wade!
Kim: Whatever, Ron. It turns out that giant diamond can control time and Triple S has it.
Ron: Triple S? Who's that?
Kim: Señor Senior Senior.
Ron: Oh, right. Shouldn't he be dead by now? I mean… the man was old before… but now he must be really old!
Kim: I'd say all that money helps.
Ron: Yeah… with that much money he could bribe death tell he's 200!
Kim: So I'm thinking we should probably go stop whatever plan he's got going on right now.
Ron: Agreed. We can take my car.
Kim: You have a car?
Ron: Yup. I was really hoping to use it before it gets repossessed or something.
Kim: Fine. We can take your car.
Ron: (Pointing forward) To the Ron-mobile!
Show that spinning bat signal thing but with Ron's head. Cut to Kim and Ron as they exit Mega Bank.
Ron: Now where is my car?
Voice (O/S): Mr. Stoppable. I believe we have some business with you.
Kim and Ron stop and turn around. They both gasp.
Kim: Those guys look tough.
Ron: They're more than tough, Kim! They're creditors!
Reverse the camera angle to reveal two guys with black suits. They are wearing baseball caps with the logo of their credit company on it. The logo reads "Extra Credit Credit Company" Below that is the company slogan, "Our rates are so low that they hit below the belt" One is carrying a baseball bat.
Credit Agent: From what we are told you don't plan on paying off your debt.
Ron: Not at the moment, anyway.
Credit Agent: Then it is decided.
He motions to the guy with the bat. He slowly advances on Kim and Ron.
Kim: I'll handle this…
Kim walks up to the guy without a bat.
Kim: What do you think you are doing.
Credit Agent: I am doing business.
Kim: What do you plan on doing with that bat?
Credit Agent: If you must know I plan on having Mr. Stoppable's knee caps broken.
Kim: Is their anyway I can stop that?
Credit Agent: None that I can see that doesn't involve you in a situation you wouldn't like.
Kim: Well I've heard enough.
Kim throws a punch at the creditor. The creditor contorts and the punch misses. Kim raises one eyebrow as if to say, "Oh. A challenge" She throws another punch. He avoids it in the same manner. Kim then throws a series of punches. All of which the creditor avoids with his intense speed. Kim raises both eyebrows as if to say, "That ain't right"
Ron: Kim… I don't like where this is going…
Kim begins a barrage of punches, karate chops, and kicks. All of which the creditor avoids with back flips and stylish Matrix-esque moves (Author's note: The Matrix isn't very good… but the graphics are not to be denied)
Kim: I think we should get out of here… Now!
Kim and Ron run around the corner of the building.
Credit Agent: Don't let them get away!
The credit agents run around the building after them. Cut back to Kim and Ron running.
Ron: We can use my car!
Ron run's over to a blue fast looking European sports car and Kim follows him.
Ron: Get in!
Kim and Ron get in. Ron gets in the driver's seat. Kim takes shotgun. Ron puts on his seatbelt.
Kim: What are you waiting for?
Ron: Ahem. Kim, your seatbelt.
Kim: Right.
Kim puts on her seatbelt. Ron steps on the gas and the car speeds away. Ron watches the credit agents get smaller in the rear-view mirror.
Ron: Great work, Kim!
Kim: What did I do?
Ron: Not you. I was talking to the car.
Kim: You named your car Kim? Creepy…
Ron: Would you rather have me name it José Fernandez?
Suddenly the car is jolted. The creditors are ramming it in their own car. The creditors are in another fast looking car.
Kim: What do we do?
Ron: Don't worry Kim. Kim is helluva fast!
Ron steps on the gas and the car accelerates away from the creditors. They also accelerate.
Ron: Oh. A car chase. Fancy. Kim, give me some car chase music!
Kim doesn't move.
Ron: Kim, I'm talking to you.
Kim: I thought you were talking to the car.
Ron: Yeah, ok. Like a car can turn it's own radio on.
Kim turns the radio on.
Kim: What sort of music do you want?
Ron: Something actiony.
Kim: I'll go to the station I always use.
Kim fiddles with the knobs and "It's Just You" starts playing.
Ron: What's that about?
Kim: I don't know. It's like someone went to the radio station and replaced the original music with that.
Ron: What kind of sick person would bother to replace music with new music for no reason?
The small Disney Channel logo appears at the left bottom of the screen.
The creditors are gaining on Ron and Kim. Ron notices and does a sharp turn. They go sliding into an ally. Halfway through they hit a bunch of empty card board boxes. (You gotta have cardboard boxes!) At the end of the ally is a fruit stand. Ron sounds his horn. Cut to the outside of the ally. We see the fruit stand and people jumping out of the way. Ron's car fly's through the stand. Completely demolishing it sending fruit everywhere. Ron does a sharp right. As he drives up the road he says…
Ron: I think we lost them.
Suddenly the creditors show up in front of them. Ron pulls the car into a 180 and drives away from the creditors. They keep up the pursuit.
Ron: No way! Those guys are intense. Time to take it to the next level!
Ron takes the car into oncoming traffic. The others follow him in. They swerve in between cars. One of the creditors rolls down their window and holds out a gun. He starts shooting. Bullets ricochet off Ron's car.
Ron: Are those real bullets? That's not PG!
Cut to the creditors.
Credit Agent: He's right. Better use the laser pistol.
The agent pulls out a laser gun. And starts shooting with that.
Ron: That's better! I guess…
Ron notices a sign.
Ron: That's it! That's our ticket out of here!
Ron takes a hard left. Narrowly avoiding traffic. Camera zooms in on the sign. It reads "Downtown Middleton Lift Bridge" Bellow is a red sign that reads "Out of Order: Permanently Up" The creditors pull a left as well. One creditor grabs a CB radio.
Credit Agent: The debtor is heading towards the lift bridge. Requesting blockade!
Ron is driving towards the lift bridge. Suddenly two black cars pull up and block the entrance to the bridge.
Kim: Watch out!
Ron: They want Ron Stoppable? I'll give them Ron Stoppable! Let's do this, Kim!
Kim seems to be enjoying this
Kim: Okay!
Ron: Not you. The car!
Ron puts the car into fifth. It speeds at the blockade. He breaks through it. And heads towards the open lift bridge. The pursuing creditors stop their car and get out. The one creditor aims his laser pistol at them and fires. The laser blast hits a tire and pops it. Ron's car veers to the right and up on the guard rail. The car continues to make the jump. It flies off the bridge into the air slowly rolling onto one side. While in the air we hear Ron yell
Ron: Booyah!
The car lands with only two tires on the other side of the bridge. As Ron brakes and tries to control the vehicle it tips over onto it's roof. It slows to a stop. Kim and Ron climb out the doors.
Ron: Oh no! Kim is dead!
Kim: I'm fine!
Ron: Not you! The car!
Kim: Ungh… Remind me to never let you drive again!
Ron: Sorry, KP! Desperate times call for desperate measures! But without the car how are we going to get to Senior's island!
Kim: Ron. Senior is in Europe.
Ron: Yeah! And without the car we can't get there!
Kim: There are several thousand miles of ocean between here and Europe. Unless that car was a boat or something it wouldn't have made it.
Ron: Really? I thought they built a bridge or a tunnel.
Kim: Let's just go to the airport.
Cut to the cockpit of an airplane. The airplane is in night time Europe. Kim and Ron are standing behind the pilot and co-pilot.
Kim: Thanks for giving us a ride, captain.
Captain: No problem, Kim. The way you handled that crazed passenger was genius!
Kim: It was no big. I just had to talk him down. He thinks there was some monster on the wing. Well, we better be going.
Kim and Ron walk off the plane. On the wing there is a technical guy observing something.
Tech Guy: I've never seen anything like this! I have no idea what could have done this kind of damage!
Cut to a guy strapped to a stretcher.
Stretcher Guy: You see! I'm not crazy! Look at the wing!
Kim: This is just too weird. I feel like I'm on a T.V. show.
Ron: Me too. Funny, it reminds me of high school.
Kim: You know. That's how I feel, too.
There is a pause.
Ron: Then it's off to the island of Dr. Moreau!
Kim: Wrong island, Ron… Honestly…
Ron: Don't test me, Kim. I've got a bad case of Jet lag!
Kim: We've only been here for five minutes.
Ron: I'm very sensitive!… Then we're off to the island of Señor Senior… Senior.