oos:
Aithril: (hobbles in with lotsa gauze wrapped in numerous places) Yeah, I'm ok now, no thanks to all of YOU! My yami kicked the crayfish out of me and you just sat there, reading the lovely chapter, I'M SURE! Oh, and I know Pegasus probably isn't gay, but in this story, he just is. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Kita: (pops up out of nowhere) Crayfish?
Aithril: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs into wall)
Kita: Hahahhaha! You didn't do that hard enough! (knocks Aithril's head into wall)
Aithril: (passes out)
Kita: Mwhahahahhahaha! (clears throat)
Audience: 0_0
Kita: Heh.... now that that's done and over with, I suppose I'll have to write the damn chapter. (sighs) Maybe this is why Aithril always tells be to speak before I think. Or was that think before I speak? Hmm.... (wanders off muttering to self)
Aithril: (becomes concious) What?!? Not my chapter! It's strange though, this chapter starts with me fainted too... (sits up) Ahh- (head spins and she goes nighty night............. again)
Kita: (comes back and looks at Aithril) Yup, I think my hikari definitely won't be writing this one! Hehehehhehehe! (takes pen and pencil and starts scribbling madly)
Situation Number One
Marik: (catches Aithril)
Bakura: Um, hello?
Pegasus: Hello, Bakaboy.
Bakura: (0_0) I wasn't talking to you!
Pegasus: (disappointed) Oh... (turns to Marik) Hello.
Marik: (0_0)!!!!!!!!! Uh, hi. Listen, we're on a mission here to teach Aithril to be bad, ok?
Pegasus: (claps hands excitedly) Oooooooh, goody! I love being bad! (hopping up and down)
Marik: (-_-)UUU Surrrrrrrrrrrrre, and that's nice and all, but we were just leaving! Bye! (grabs Aithril, flings over shoulder, and starts running) Come on, Bakura!
Bakura: (two blocks ahead and still running) I wonder if he's figured out yet that I started running away.
Marik: *Thanks for deserting me with this freak, Bakura!* (Aithril's body suddenly jerks) (0_0) WTF?!?
He dropped her abruptly on the pavement before realizing what had happened.
Marik: Kita! This is not the time-
Kita: (stands up and presses a knife against his throat) (oos: Kita: Hey! That's me! ^_^) (growls) Not the time to what?!?
Marik: (slowly reaching into his coat pocket for the Millenium Rod) Um, well, not the time to-
Kita: Leave the Rod out of this! (suddenly notices Pegasus) (0_o) Oh. So that's why Bakura took off......
She suddenly realized why and took the knife away from Marik's throat. The yami began slowly backing away.
Marik: Are we done with the whole 'this is not the time thing' now?
Kita: Yes....
Marik: THEN HAUL BUTT!
They took off down the sidewalk, screaming like ninnys. In fact, they would have missed the spot where Aithril's test was about to take place had Bakura not intervened.
Bakura: Would you look at that? It's Miss All-Powerful-Yami and Mr. Take- the-Pharoah's-Power. Never thought you two would get here. (leaning casually against the side of a building)
Marik: (skids to a stop) (drily) Hi to you too, Bakura.
Kita: Yeah, hi, whatever, my aibou's awake now so I'm leaving you bakas. (goes limp)
Aithril: HI EVERYONE!
Marik: (sweatdrop) Why so cheery?
Aithril: Cauz I'm abou to become BADDDDDDDDDDD! BAD TO THE BONE! (makes sounds that could pass as electric guitars)
Bakura: (0_0) I'll ignore that. Anyway, to be bad, you must be the opposite of good. Makes sense right? Like..... be unhelpful, and harm the person who needs help.
Marik: Correct. Say I was drowning. What would you do, Aithril?
Aithril: Throw you a lifejacket!
Bakura: NOOOOOOO! You would throw rocks on top of him, or tie an anvil to his foot. Try this: There's a house on fire. What do you to be bad?
Aithril: (timidly) Get water to pour on the fire?
Marik: Half right. You do get a liquid to pour on the fire, but it sure as hell ain't water.
Aithril: Hmmm....... orange soda?
Bakura: (slams head into wall) NO! Gasoline!
He and Marik swap high-fives.
Aithril: (0_o)?
Marik: Right! (pause) I don't think you're understanding this fully. Let's try a real life example.
He looks around and sees an old lady waiting to cross the street. Bakura follows his gaze with his eyes and smiles.
Bakura: (points dramatically) There!
Aithril: (looks in opposite direction) Where?
Bakura: (turns head) There!
Aithril: Oh. I know the answer! I know! I know!
Marik: Then show us! (enthusiastically)
Aithril: Okies! (skips over to lady)
Old Lady: Hello, young 'un.
Aithril: Hi, lady! Can I help you cross the street?;
Old Lady: (cackles) Sure!
Marik: (0_0)
Bakura: (0_0)!!!!! No! She's doing it all wrong! (starts to run after lady, but Marik stops him)
Marik: Wait! Maybe it's a ploy to get the old lady to go with her into the busy street!
Bakura: (snickers) Uh-huh. And maybe I'll have all the Millenium Items by 6 PM tonight.
Marik: (pause) Yeah, I guess that's pretty impossible-
WHAM!
Marik: (on ground) Ow..... I meant her harming the old lady, you baka!
Bakura: (not listening) I can't believe it! They're across the street safe and sound! The old lady isn't even hurt!
Marik: (gets up) Damn. I would've tied her up with rope and tossed her in the street for a car to run over.
Bakura: I would've blown her up!
Marik: (-_-) I know...... hey, here comes Aithril.
Aithril: (runs up) DID I PASS?!? DID I PASS?!?
Bakura: No.
Marik: You
Bakura: Are
Marik: The
Bakura: Most
Marik: Unevil
Bakura: Person
Marik: We
Bakura: Know.
Marik: Sucks for you, goody-goody.
Aithril: (lower lip trembling) I don't get it. I could swear I knew the answer! Just give me another chance! PLEASE! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (latches onto Bakura's arm, crying)
Bakura: (shakes off) Ok, ok! You get one more chance. You'll have to pass another test though......
Aithril: I WILL I WILL! JUST TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!
Marik: For the next test, you will have to-
At that moment, his name was called from someone up the street. Who could it be?
oos:
Kita: (sets pencil down) Phew! I'm never knocking her out before making her write the chapter first again! My hands hurt.
Aithril: (dazed) Yes, mommy, let's play tea party......
Kita: (sweatdrop) She has the craziest dreams.
Aithril: ...................
Kita: I almost forgot! You guys stink! No one found the FIVE! (see the clue? Where is it? FIVE FIVE FIVE!) quotes from Lord of the Rings. It's still possible to get the Ryou plushie, so guess away and review while you're at it!
Aithril: (hobbles in with lotsa gauze wrapped in numerous places) Yeah, I'm ok now, no thanks to all of YOU! My yami kicked the crayfish out of me and you just sat there, reading the lovely chapter, I'M SURE! Oh, and I know Pegasus probably isn't gay, but in this story, he just is. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Kita: (pops up out of nowhere) Crayfish?
Aithril: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs into wall)
Kita: Hahahhaha! You didn't do that hard enough! (knocks Aithril's head into wall)
Aithril: (passes out)
Kita: Mwhahahahhahaha! (clears throat)
Audience: 0_0
Kita: Heh.... now that that's done and over with, I suppose I'll have to write the damn chapter. (sighs) Maybe this is why Aithril always tells be to speak before I think. Or was that think before I speak? Hmm.... (wanders off muttering to self)
Aithril: (becomes concious) What?!? Not my chapter! It's strange though, this chapter starts with me fainted too... (sits up) Ahh- (head spins and she goes nighty night............. again)
Kita: (comes back and looks at Aithril) Yup, I think my hikari definitely won't be writing this one! Hehehehhehehe! (takes pen and pencil and starts scribbling madly)
Situation Number One
Marik: (catches Aithril)
Bakura: Um, hello?
Pegasus: Hello, Bakaboy.
Bakura: (0_0) I wasn't talking to you!
Pegasus: (disappointed) Oh... (turns to Marik) Hello.
Marik: (0_0)!!!!!!!!! Uh, hi. Listen, we're on a mission here to teach Aithril to be bad, ok?
Pegasus: (claps hands excitedly) Oooooooh, goody! I love being bad! (hopping up and down)
Marik: (-_-)UUU Surrrrrrrrrrrrre, and that's nice and all, but we were just leaving! Bye! (grabs Aithril, flings over shoulder, and starts running) Come on, Bakura!
Bakura: (two blocks ahead and still running) I wonder if he's figured out yet that I started running away.
Marik: *Thanks for deserting me with this freak, Bakura!* (Aithril's body suddenly jerks) (0_0) WTF?!?
He dropped her abruptly on the pavement before realizing what had happened.
Marik: Kita! This is not the time-
Kita: (stands up and presses a knife against his throat) (oos: Kita: Hey! That's me! ^_^) (growls) Not the time to what?!?
Marik: (slowly reaching into his coat pocket for the Millenium Rod) Um, well, not the time to-
Kita: Leave the Rod out of this! (suddenly notices Pegasus) (0_o) Oh. So that's why Bakura took off......
She suddenly realized why and took the knife away from Marik's throat. The yami began slowly backing away.
Marik: Are we done with the whole 'this is not the time thing' now?
Kita: Yes....
Marik: THEN HAUL BUTT!
They took off down the sidewalk, screaming like ninnys. In fact, they would have missed the spot where Aithril's test was about to take place had Bakura not intervened.
Bakura: Would you look at that? It's Miss All-Powerful-Yami and Mr. Take- the-Pharoah's-Power. Never thought you two would get here. (leaning casually against the side of a building)
Marik: (skids to a stop) (drily) Hi to you too, Bakura.
Kita: Yeah, hi, whatever, my aibou's awake now so I'm leaving you bakas. (goes limp)
Aithril: HI EVERYONE!
Marik: (sweatdrop) Why so cheery?
Aithril: Cauz I'm abou to become BADDDDDDDDDDD! BAD TO THE BONE! (makes sounds that could pass as electric guitars)
Bakura: (0_0) I'll ignore that. Anyway, to be bad, you must be the opposite of good. Makes sense right? Like..... be unhelpful, and harm the person who needs help.
Marik: Correct. Say I was drowning. What would you do, Aithril?
Aithril: Throw you a lifejacket!
Bakura: NOOOOOOO! You would throw rocks on top of him, or tie an anvil to his foot. Try this: There's a house on fire. What do you to be bad?
Aithril: (timidly) Get water to pour on the fire?
Marik: Half right. You do get a liquid to pour on the fire, but it sure as hell ain't water.
Aithril: Hmmm....... orange soda?
Bakura: (slams head into wall) NO! Gasoline!
He and Marik swap high-fives.
Aithril: (0_o)?
Marik: Right! (pause) I don't think you're understanding this fully. Let's try a real life example.
He looks around and sees an old lady waiting to cross the street. Bakura follows his gaze with his eyes and smiles.
Bakura: (points dramatically) There!
Aithril: (looks in opposite direction) Where?
Bakura: (turns head) There!
Aithril: Oh. I know the answer! I know! I know!
Marik: Then show us! (enthusiastically)
Aithril: Okies! (skips over to lady)
Old Lady: Hello, young 'un.
Aithril: Hi, lady! Can I help you cross the street?;
Old Lady: (cackles) Sure!
Marik: (0_0)
Bakura: (0_0)!!!!! No! She's doing it all wrong! (starts to run after lady, but Marik stops him)
Marik: Wait! Maybe it's a ploy to get the old lady to go with her into the busy street!
Bakura: (snickers) Uh-huh. And maybe I'll have all the Millenium Items by 6 PM tonight.
Marik: (pause) Yeah, I guess that's pretty impossible-
WHAM!
Marik: (on ground) Ow..... I meant her harming the old lady, you baka!
Bakura: (not listening) I can't believe it! They're across the street safe and sound! The old lady isn't even hurt!
Marik: (gets up) Damn. I would've tied her up with rope and tossed her in the street for a car to run over.
Bakura: I would've blown her up!
Marik: (-_-) I know...... hey, here comes Aithril.
Aithril: (runs up) DID I PASS?!? DID I PASS?!?
Bakura: No.
Marik: You
Bakura: Are
Marik: The
Bakura: Most
Marik: Unevil
Bakura: Person
Marik: We
Bakura: Know.
Marik: Sucks for you, goody-goody.
Aithril: (lower lip trembling) I don't get it. I could swear I knew the answer! Just give me another chance! PLEASE! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (latches onto Bakura's arm, crying)
Bakura: (shakes off) Ok, ok! You get one more chance. You'll have to pass another test though......
Aithril: I WILL I WILL! JUST TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!
Marik: For the next test, you will have to-
At that moment, his name was called from someone up the street. Who could it be?
oos:
Kita: (sets pencil down) Phew! I'm never knocking her out before making her write the chapter first again! My hands hurt.
Aithril: (dazed) Yes, mommy, let's play tea party......
Kita: (sweatdrop) She has the craziest dreams.
Aithril: ...................
Kita: I almost forgot! You guys stink! No one found the FIVE! (see the clue? Where is it? FIVE FIVE FIVE!) quotes from Lord of the Rings. It's still possible to get the Ryou plushie, so guess away and review while you're at it!