Me: And we're back… tonight's guest, the final chapter of my fanfic. So fanfic… how are things?
Fanfic: I burned my hand on the stove this morning.
Me: Ouch. So tell me about this next chapter…
Fanfic: In this chapter pretty much nothing happens.
Me: Really? Can you show a clip?
Fanfic: You bet your a…
Cut to a blank screen for ten seconds.
Me: Wow! That really is nothing! How do you stay so hip and fresh!?
Fanfic: Workout… do a lot of yoga.
Me: Yoga? I'm in to that. My favorite flavor is vanilla.
Fanfic: No… I said yoga.
Me: Oh. I thought you said pudding… you know yoga and pudding sound very similar.
Fanfic: Indeed.
Kim Possible Ten Years And Two Days Later Chapter 3
The scene opens in Triple S's lair. He is holding his time gun thing.
Senior: So you see, Junior… for the 20th time… That is my plan. I erase Kim Possible from time.
Junior: I… still do not get it.
Senior shakes his head.
Senior: All right. We will take a brake.
Suddenly the door to his lair breaks in. Kim and Ron walk through.
Senior: Ah… Kim Possible. My feisty teen nemesis.
Ron: Dude, we're 26.
Kim: And it's Kim Personal now.
Junior: Personal? What is that about?
Kim: I accidentally married a janitor!
Junior: A janitor? I am glad to see there are still people with standards in the world.
Junior begins to laugh.
Kim: Where's your girlfriend, Junior?
Junior begins to cry and runs away.
Junior (O/S): Why must everyone put me down?
Ron: You know. I'm beginning to think Junior isn't all that bright.
Senior: You're telling me.
Kim: Okay, Senior. Hand over the diamond.
Senior: I'm afraid I cannot do that. For you see, I plan on using it to erase you from existence.
Kim: Excuse me?
Senior holds up the time gun thing.
Senior: You see this gun? When its beam hits something it is erased from time!
Ron: Erased from time?
Senior: Yes. And when Miss Personal no longer exists none of my evil plans will have ever been foiled.
Ron: Miss Personal? Who's that?
Kim: Me, Ron. Remember? Janitor?
Ron: Oh right. It's just I get a little nervous when I'm about to be erased from time!
Kim: So you're just going to erase us from time?
Senior: Yes. But in a much more fun way than just shooting you.
Senior pulls out a remote control and presses the button. A large cage drops on Kim and Ron. Senior begins to laugh. Cut to Kim and Ron attached to a conveyor belt with metal bands. Senior is next to them. At the end of the belt is a beam that looks similar to the beam that comes out of the time gun.
Senior: You see that beam? When you get touched by it you will be erased from time and I will rule the world!
Senior begins to leave the room.
Senior: Farewell, Kim Personal… and the other guy.
Kim and Ron are now alone
Ron: This is worse than the time I was on Judge Judy!
Ron's eyes move to the corner. The screen gets all wavy to connote a flashback. In the flashback we see Ron standing before Judge Judy.
Judy: Mr. Stoppable. I am prepared to settle this case in your favor.
Ron: Booya!
Judy: But first you must answer one last question.
Ron: Okay.
Judy: What is the meaning of the word "Virtu"?
Ron's eyes shift back and forth. He gets nervous and starts to sweat.
Ron: Um… Uh… 20?
Judy: Wrong!
A trap door opens under Ron and he falls through.
Judy: The audience knows, right?
Audience: A taste for or knowledge of curios or objects of art!
Judy: Exactly!
Cut back to Ron and Kim on the conveyor belt.
Kim: That was different.
Ron: So how are we getting out of this one?
Kim: I figured we'd use Rufus again.
Ron: That's generally how it goes down, isn't it? Rufus. It's your time to shine!
Rufus climbs out of Ron's pocket.
Kim: You see the button on the control panel?
Rufus: Yep.
Kim: Press it!
Rufus scuttles over to a big red button labeled "Emergency Shut Off" and presses it. It does not move.
Ron: Try harder!
Rufus pushes the button harder. The button breaks off.
Kim: The button was just glued on?!
Ron: Okay… New plan.
Kim: I know. Rufus. There is a compact in my pocket. Get it.
Rufus runs over to Kim and gets the compact.
Kim: Now put it under the beam.
Rufus goes carefully to the beam and throws the mirror under it. The mirror disappears.
Kim: I was expecting the beam to bounce off and hit the machine…
Ron: What other ideas you got.
Kim: That's pretty much it.
Ron: No… it can't be! I don't want to be erased from time!
Ron starts to struggle. The bands holding him in place break loose.
Ron: What the…?
Suddenly the entire conveyor belt just falls apart. Both Kim and Ron are free.
Ron: That was easy…
Kim bends down and examines the pieces.
Kim: Is this… plywood? What a piece of junk. Who made this?
Ron spots the logo.
Ron: Evilware™… What's that under it?
Ron leans in closer.
Ron: "200 percent guaranteed not to break" Well. Kim, when we finish up here remind me to cancel my order from Evilware™.
Kim: You bought one of these?
Ron: You can't deny that Señor Senior Senior is a master salesman.
Just then Senior walks into the room.
Senior: I forgot my cane.
He notices Kim and Ron are free. He points the gun at them.
Senior: How did you escape?
Kim: Let's just say your Evilware™ isn't very well made.
Senior: I used the Evilware™? I must of thought it was the other one. I would never use Evilware™. It's nothing but white glue, plywood, and some asbestos.
Kim: Okay, Senior. This time it's over!
Senior: I'm afraid not. For you see, I am the one with the weapon.
Senior fires at Kim… as the beam is traveling everything is moving in slow motion. Ron jumps in the way.
Ron: Noooooo!
The beam hits Ron's gold medallion and dissipates. Everything is back in normal motion.
Senior: What? Nothing can stop the beam!
Ron: Maybe. But you're dealing with the ultimate force of the universe! Loads of bling! Take this, Kim!
Ron hands Kim some of his gold chains. She spins them and twirls them. Senior begins shooting repeatedly at Kim. She swings the gold at each beam and they dissipate. Kim slowly walks towards Senior whilst twirling the chains. She swings one chain at the gun and it flies out of Senior's hand. Ron gets the gun. Kim grabs Senior by the collar.
Kim: Where's your weapon now, time boy?
Just then Junior runs into the room.
Junior: I just got your plan!
He notices what's going on. He slowly starts to back out of the room
Senior: Junior! Do something!
Junior does what he is told. He grabs Senior's cane (which is leaning against the wall) and tosses it to Senior. He grabs it and pokes Kim with it. A large shock jolts Kim into letting go of Senior. Kim's hair is now standing straight up. Junior and Senior run away.
Kim: Oww! That hurt.
Kim notices her hair.
Kim: Oh great….
Ron: Kim, they're getting away!
Kim: After them!
They chase after them! Cut to the outside of the lair. Senior and Junior are escaping in a speedboat. Junior is wearing floaties.
Ron: They got away… they always get away!
Kim: I'll go scout the house for the diamond…
Kim walks into the house.
Kim (O/S): AH!
Ron: Kim?
Ron runs inside. Cut the inside of the lair that is swarming with credit agents with guns pointed at the door. One creditor is holding Kim. Ron comes in and stops.
Ron: Kim!
He looks around.
Ron: Are those real guns? That's not PG!
Credit Colonel: He's right! Everyone switch to laser rifles.
All the creditors switch to their laser rifles.
Ron: That's better.
The credit agent from before steps over.
Credit Agent: Well, well… Looks like we got your lady friend… What are you going to do now?
Ron holds up the time gun.
Credit Agent: Now, now, Mr. Stoppable. Do you really think you can take us all with that one gun?
Ron: Yes I do!
Ron reaches into his pocket and pulls out the credit card.
Ron: You've just exceeded you're limit…
He throws the card into the air and fires at it with the time weapon. It hits and the card begins to vanish along with the creditors and Ron's fancy pink coat. The creditors are gone and Kim is free. Ron is wearing his everyday work clothes but still has all the gold.
Kim: Quick thinking, Ron. But why didn't your gold vanish?
Ron: I borrowed it from a friend.
Kim: Who?
Ron: Mr. T…
Kim: Well. Let's get out of here. The cops will get the diamond back to the museum.
Ron: Hold on, Kim. There is only thing left to do.
Ron drops the gun on the ground and crushes it with his foot. Fade to the office. Ron is at his desk. Kim is next to him.
Kim: I hope you learned to be more careful with credit, Ron.
Ron: I did, KP. From now on I'm using nothing but cash.
Kim: Good for you. I hardly ever use my credit card. I don't need the hassle. I guess we better get back to work.
Kim walks away. Ron starts typing on is keyboard. The mail guy shows up and gives Ron his mail.
Ron: Ohh… mail.
He opens a letter and a credit card falls out. Ron jumps to his feet.
Ron: NOOOOOOOO!
The End…